Major thanks to 2wingo, thanks again d00d, he pretty much gave me the basic idea for this chapter and the next. Man i feel like i should be coming up with ideas, i feel lazy, but then again, im taking ideas from the viewers to write a story FOR the viewers.

Disclaimer: i don't own danny phantom or Axe... stop askin

Those Ridiculous Commercials Chapter 4:
Stay away from my sister!


"What. The. Hell. Is going on!" Danny exclaimed, his lively bright blue eyes quickly morphing into a radioactive green.

"Danny! It's…it's not what it looks like!" Tucker tried to explain but was interrupted by Jazz.

"Oh shut up, Tucky, it's exactly what it looks like."

"TUCKER! YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS!" Danny said using all his willpower to halt the glowing blue rings from transforming him into his ghostly alter-ego.

"I never wanted to do any of this! Jazz was the one who came on to me…" Tucker tried to explain while Jazz got off of him and curled up, cuddling up with him.

"I can't help it little brother… he's just too cute, I wanted him sooo much…" She said placing a quick peck on Tucker's neck.

Due to Tucker's immense nervous sweating, his "sexy-scent" has been wearing down ever since Jazz began to uh… have some "Fun", and has been getting slightly less intimate.

Danny's eye's went back to blue again and started to be a little less perturbed.

"…And besides…" Tucker began "She's a great kisser"
"THAT'S IT! FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Danny screamed while charging up some bright green ecto energy in his hands and pointing them at Tucker.

"Danny no! It's me! Tucker! Your best friend."

"I'm going to say this one time and one time only: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"

Tucker was smart enough to roll off of Jazz's bed just in time for the energy blast to miss his head and fry Bearbert Einstein's head off

"Bearbert! NO!" Jazz cried out.

"Stay out of this Jazz, it's just between me, and Tucker." Danny replied to the now crying teen.

Tucker found his shirt, and ran with it out of the room, with Danny hot pursuit. He slipped on the shirt and headed for the front door, but was tackled by Danny with a deathly glow in his eyes.

Before Tucker could explain his so-called "innocence" Danny gave his friend a swift blow to the face, effectively chipping a tooth.

"Ow! Danny! What was that for?" Tucker asked.

"I'm surprised you even have to ask." Danny replied, now pulling Tucker off the ground and pinning him against the door. "LEAVE. JAZZ. ALONE!"

Danny shoved Tuck out the door and stomped angrily up to Jazz's room to berate her as well.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY FRIEND!" Danny screamed at the top of his lungs.

Sam was a little more coherent and a little less turned on by Danny's still arousing musk, and was perplexed due to the fact that he just yelled his head off at Tucker.

"I'm…I'm sorry… I don't know what came over me." Jazz said, rubbing her temples trying to think what made her want to do those strange things with, or should I say to, Tucker. She had never felt that way before about him, at least not to that extreme. If anything, she could possibly think of him as a "Take-it-snail-slow" cute little boyfriend. Never a "Pin-him-down-and-kiss-the-living-hell-outta-him" kind of boy.

"Danny, again, I am truly sorry, but to be fair, you were doing the same thing to Sam"
"Actually… no, SHE was doing those things to ME! And plus, she's not my sister!" Danny said trying to defend himself.

"Uh…Danny, that came out a little wrong I think…" Sam whispered into Danny's ear causing him to redden his cheeks from embarrassment.

Jazz giggled a little at both Sam's and Danny's embarrassment, and just walked down to the living room to continue her book, as if none of the events that just took place 10 minutes ago didn't happen.

Danny, was confused at her sister's all of a sudden newfound maturity, I mean sure, it's always been there, but somehow lost it when Tucker came. How could she just brush all of this off?

Sam had moved closer to Danny, and slowly set him down on Jazz's bed with her. She sat behind him and wrapped her arms around his chest, resting her head on his shoulder. She closed her eyes just basking in his aura, his being, his scent… Danny was relieved to see that Sam was going a little slower, he was glad he wasn't underneath a horny Sam, with sharp chains, and steel tipped combat boots to risk his safety. Cuddling was fine to him, in fact, it was a gift from god. It gave him time to think, and the first thing that he thought was: "Fenton, you stink, take a shower."

"Hey Sammy? Listen, I'm going to take a shower alright? I'll be 10 minutes, so…" Danny began, releasing himself from Sam's grasp. "…You know where all my comic books are and T.V's downstairs." Danny finished, getting up and heading to his room, to pick up another pair of boxers.

Sam was in a trance from his scent and blindly got up to follow him. She met Danny on his return trip from his room to the shower. Sam felt a rush of adrenaline flow through her, and was about to say something but was interrupted by Danny.

"Sorry Sam, I'll be no longer than 10 minutes, 15 tops…"

"Can I join you?" Was the only words that Sam could muster, along with a playful look in her eyes, and an even more frisky smile framed upon her lips.

Danny ran.

"Uh… Sorry Sam, maybe later? Like when we're married or something?" Danny yelled nervously over his shoulder, he could see Sam in hot pursuit, but was ended when Danny shut and locked the bathroom door.

"Phew"

"Drat…"

Danny turned the knob in the shower and let the water run to heat it up, as he wiped the nervous sweat off his brow, and took off his clothes. He drew the curtain and stepped in the welcoming warmth of the steamy stream of water.

He felt unclean for what he did that afternoon. Not for kissing Sam, but for the relentless making out and series of hickey's across his shoulders and neck. He shampooed his hair thoroughly and soaped down his body 3 times. He rinsed off, hopped out of the tub, and dried himself off with a nearby towel. It was soft, which reminded him of Sam's skin, how he had caressed it earlier made him start to get warm and feel unclean. He dried off as quickly as it could and put on his underwear.

He walked out the bathroom cautiously hoping not to see Sam getting ready to glomp him to death. He scurried to his bedroom to get a change of clothes, to see Sam sitting on his bed focused intensely on Danny's favorite series of comic books: Ultimate Spider-Man.

Sam lifted her head from the brightly colored pages to see a half-naked Danny standing in the doorway. She blushed a little and shielded her eyes as she walked pass him to give him his room to himself for privacy. Danny's eyebrows rose significantly at this, he took this opportunity to change into some new clothes, ones that looked exactly like all his other clothes.

Danny went downstairs to meet back up with Sam, who seemed to be having a secret conversation with Jazz, now what kind of brother would be if he didn't invisibly sneak up and spy? A good one.

He went invisible and hovered around the talking pair of girls where he heard the following: (Bold Jazz italics Sam)

"I just don't know what came over me! He must think I'm a slut…"

"No he doesn't Sam, he loves you, you know that… he could never think anything so horrible about you."

"But did you see what I even did to him?"

"Uh.. Well I'm sure you just got caught up in it all, trust me Sam, no matter what you do, Danny will always find it in his heart to forgive you, no matter what."

"I pinned him down, and popped blood vessels all along his shoulder blades, left him oxygen deficient for at least 7 minutes and I'm pretty sure I gave him the taste of soy tofu melt in his mouth on account of my tongue down this throat…"

"…uh…wow…"

"yeah… wow…"

Danny was curious... Sam had been acting all normal ever since he had gotten out of the shower. "What could i have done before the park that would have made Sam act like the way she did? Hmmm? I have NO idea..."

Clueless.

"Sam, maybe you should just go upstairs and talk to him,I mean he'll understand, It's blatenly obvious that you love him, and trust me Sam, he loves you back, more than you or even I know..." Jazz said trying to help straighten out a confusing afternoon.

"Thanks Jazz, you're right, I should go talk to him" Sam said as she got off the couch and walked up the stairs, when she just turned the knob to Danny's door she looked over the edge of the railingof the second floor and yelled out, "Don't worry, we'll talk about Tucker later..."

Danny flew upstairs quickly and reappeared upon his bed awaiting Sam to enter. As if on cue, Sam opened his door and smiled tenderly at Danny. He swore he could hear Jazz from downstairs, "THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Danny also swore that he could feel her blush from all the way up in his room.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" Danny asked nonchalantly.

"Oh fine, just peachy... hey listen about earlier... I'm really sorry..."

"Sam, it's ok really! Don't worry about it, i actually had fun... heh heh..."Danny said feeling heat come to his face.

Sam smiled at this and sat down next to him on his bed.

"Danny, there's something else... I don't know if i made this clear yet, but since you are clueless and everything..." Danny scowled at this remark. "Danny, I... love you."

He shot up in surprise, he had never guessed it. And besides trying to figure out why she called him clueless, he was trying to figure out what she meant by 'I don't know if i made this clear yet'. It didn't matter at the moment, he just took Sam in his arms and gave her a big glomping hug.

" I love you too Sam..."

The end


OMG had ya going! nah, its just getting started... anyway here's the rest of the chapter:

Danny had flown Sam home, and placed her on her bed and kissed her good night. He phased through her roof and flew around the night sky, just thinking about Sam, which caused him to think about earlier that afternoon. Something just clicked he had remembered something else about the conversation he eavesdropped on. He remembered something Jazz said about Tucker smelled so good she could just eat him up.

Bingo! Duh! "The drug-store! It's that stupid AXE stuff. Oh man, that crap actually works?Oh man... I better confiscate that crap from Tucker if I want to keep Jazz away from him..."

Danny flew over to Tucker's house, and it being 11:30 on a school-night, he had just gone to bed. Danny phased in, invisibly and searched his room, no luck.

He checked the bathroom and hit the jackpot. He opened one of the drawers in the vanity and found 6 black cans. "Better not ask.." Danny thought as he saw the sheer amount of body spray his techno-geek friend had. He took them all and left a note reminding him to stay away from Jazz on the mirror.

Danny flew out of the Foley's home and headed to his house where he could get rid of the infernal sprays. He thought about it and he knew his parents and sister would be curious and ask questions. So he had to think of a place where no human could search for the horrible cans of AXE.

He went down into the lab and pressed his thumb to the Ghost portal access button. The glowing aura lit up the room in an erie green light. He took 5 of the cans and chucked them into the realm. He looked at the 6th can in his hand and placed it in his pocket.

"Heh, well Sam and I can have a fun day tomorrow..."

Little did he know that he would not have a fun day at all... considering the massive amounts of girls at his school...

DUN DUN DUN!

Stay tuned in next time for the 5th installment of Those Ridiculous Commercials: Overly Friendly School Girls


A/N: ooh some sort of cliffhanger, and what about the cans of Axe in teh ghost zone? Makes ya think huh? I'll get on that in later chapters... lol i could just imaging the box ghost using that... eww. I was cruizin through deviant art today like i always do.. and it hit me.. it would be freakin sweet if there was some fan art of stuff from this story.. lol and if anyone does... they have full permission from me to do so. That would be fantastic... ah... a boy can dream.

anyway, thanks again to 2wingo, he made this as good as it is... which may not be all that good idk...

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