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Chapter 5:

Overly Friendly School Girls

Danny chucked the infernal black cans of Axe into the ghastly green glow of the ghost portal. He should have thought about his actions though, ghost having access to that? It could only mean bad news.

Fortunately for Danny, he was too tired to think about any repercussions involving his actions, and just blissfully in floated up from the lab into his room. He placed his can of Axe on his nightstand, flashing it a quick smile of mischief, and climbed into bed, where he proceeded to fall asleep.

He couldn't help but have good dreams that night. Danny had just had one of the weirdest, but most fun day of his teenage life. Just the thought of being underneath Sam, while she was gently caressing the back of his neck sent chills down his spine. Those chills were equaled out though, by the though of Sam's lips pressed against his own, in a fiery display of love and affection.

He loved her, with all his heart and soul. Danny would give anything to be with her and ensure her safety. Fortunately for him, Sam felt the same way, and for some odd reason he couldn't figure that out until after she was making out with him, holding hands, cuddling, and revealing true feelings towards him.

Clueless much?

Oh well, Sam thought he was cute like that and wouldn't want it any other way. She wanted Danny to be just Danny, no one else. As a rebellious teenager, she was all in favor towards individuality, and showed no fear in expressing herself. She was an ultra-recyclo-vegetarian goth, who loved death metal, punk music, poetry, and being herself.

Danny is a very unique individual. I mean he has freakin' super powers for gravy's sake! He has his own unique style, wearing the same thing day after day. Just plain clothes were good enough for him, he didn't need any designer label. And that's good enough for Sam.

After 7 hours of dreaming heavily inappropriate thoughts about Sam, Danny awoke from his slumber. He had obviously enjoyed his dreams, but then again that happens to all guys in the morning.

Danny jumped out of bed and put on some clean clothes. He slipped the can of Axe in his pocket and ran down the stairs to grab some breakfast on his way to school. He decided to go with just a plain old apple.

He zipped around the corner of Fenton Works, and quickly transformed into his ghostly alter ego. Danny floated up into the beautiful morning sky and rocketed towards Casper High.

The beauty of the early morning sun reflecting light across the puffy, pillow-like clouds, made him feel a deep appreciation for true beauty, which made thoughts of Sam cross his mind again.

He had recently gotten over Paulina, he finally got the idea that she was shallow. He figured this out all on his own too. Nope, no help from Sam who preached that daily during lunch, during class, during ghost fighting, etc. Nuh-uh.

At any rate, he didn't care for Paulina much anymore.

He had always had a place for Valerie in his heart, but up until lately, he had abandoned any thought of having a similar relationship like Sam's and his. And I mean "lately" by yesterday afternoon's events in the park. Danny may be clueless to the extreme, but he has enough common sense and knows Sam well enough that it would be the apocalypse if Danny still like Valerie when Sam and him were already going out.

"Wait? Are we going out? I mean, I guess I never asked her, but I suppose it's obvious. Hmm, I'll bet she'll like it if I went ahead and asked her today. And speaking of today… let's have a little fun…" Danny thought out loud as he threw his apple core into a nearby trashcan. Danny transformed back into his human counterpart as he reached into his pocket. He smiled as his fingers came into contact with the jet black can that could cause so much delightful trouble.

Danny went ahead and lathered his body in a spray of the can's contents. He walked up to the front doors of the school with a grin of confidence plastered on his face.

Danny walked over to his and started fumbling with the lock, he turned to his right, hoping to see Sam next to him. He sighed in disappointment and opened his locker, retrieving his necessary materials. He shoved his backpack inside and slammed the door, only to reveal the face of a girl, that he would have wanted to look at him like that long ago.

"Hey Danny…" A sultry accented voice uttered.

"Uh… Paulina? Hi…" Danny inquisitively answered.

"So… did you do last night's English assignment?" Paulina cooed while moving her fingers up and down his upper arm. "Oh my… have you been working out Danny?"

Danny politely grabbed her wrist and yanked it off his shoulder. "No, but thank you Paulina." Danny said as he backed away from her and ran into a familiar satellite.

"Hey! Watch it! Oh…hey Danny…" Star replied as Danny bumped into her, and catching Danny's scent.

Danny caught this and started to run away with only a "Hi, bye!"

Danny barely made it Lancer's class on time. The pudgy literature teacher was surprised to actually see him on time. He turned his back to the class and began to write something on the chalkboard. He turned around at the noise of sighing and whistles coming from behind him.

Lancer turned around to find that Sam had "greeted" Danny. And of course by "greet" I mean plant a big on Danny's lips. The guys whistled a cartoony wolf-whistle, and the girls sighed in jealousy, as Sam claimed Danny in front of the class.

"GREAT EXPECTATIONS! Miss Manson leave that for after school! Now take your seat, same for you too Daniel." The fat man yelled.

Danny grinned sheepishly at Sam, who only smiled a promiscuous smirk and winked at him.

The duration of the class went by very slowly for Danny. He had gotten so many notes that he had a troublesome time trying to hide them from Mr. Lancer. He had gotten notes from Star, Valerie, Sam, 4 from Paulina, and a half dozen others from other miscellaneous girls in Danny's class.

All the notes were different, but had the same basic message: "I WANT YOU DANNEH!"

Some of the notes were more subtle and less open than others, like Sam's and Valerie's:
Sam's note:

Dear Danny,

Do you want to come over to my house after school today? My parents are gone and won't be back until Sunday. Wink Wink.
Love, Sam.

Others, eh, not so much.

Paulia's not to Danny:

Dear Danny,
I want you! I need you, I just want to (CENSORED), and then I want to (CENSORED.
Take my offer into consideration.
Love,
Paulina xoxoxoxo

Danny had never had any girls actually like him, except that one time thing with Valerie, so he had absolutely no idea what to do. So he did the one thing he's good at, blushed.

He felt hot that period. Probably the combination of embarrassment, and the laser like gazing that all the girls were giving him.

Danny somehow managed to get out of English alive. The attacks of Danny's fan-girls were much more dangerous than he could have thought. Fortunately he had Sam by his side to fend for him. Steel-toed, spiked combat boots became quite handy.

The rest of the morning just went down hill from there. More stares, more come-ons, more flirtatious fan girls, and more notes. Oh my god the notes! Ever 2 minutes a paper football with Danny's name etched in a pink pen on the front landed on his desk. Most of the time he was scared to open it, especially when it could possibly come from Paulina again.

Danny, Tucker, and Sam walked over to Danny's locker to drop off their school supplies.

He twisted the lock and opened the door, only to be attacked by a mountain of love notes.
Sam grabbed his hand and pulled him up through the pile. Danny said thank you by giving her a quick peck on the cheek. Sam smiled and blushed at this, returning the favor.

The couple held hands on their way to lunch, pretending to listen to Tucker as he rambles on about some useless technology gadget.

"…and it's got a backlight, twin parallels processors, AND a built in cheese grater!"

"Sounds like one kick-ass PDA Tuck." Sam replied sarcastically, and Tucker, paying no attention to the sarcasm, just continued on speaking.

When the trio arrived to the cafeteria, all noise ceased, stopped, went dead, etc. All the girls in the cafeteria were "looking" at Danny. (looking, being a polite way of saying : Gawking, gazing, staring, glaring, etc.)

The trio sat at their regular "loser" table, all by themselves. That didn't last long though, as Paulina and Valerie walked over behind Danny, who was currently by himself as his 2 friends got in the lunch line.

Paulina sat uncomfortably close on the right side of Danny, while softly rubbing his inner thigh.

On his left, Valerie also sat awkwardly close rubbing his back softly. "Hey Danny, aren't you going to eat anything?" Valerie asked.

"Yeah, Danny, let me get you something." Paulina told Danny.

"No Danny, let ME get you something." Valerie argued.

"No, I'll get Danny something for lunch! Go away loser"

"Shut up bitch! He wants me to get him something" Val protested.

Danny used this opportunity to try escape and find Sam and Tuck.

Sam saw everything that was happening from the lunch line, and ran over to Danny in a fit of rage.

"Stay away Danny! He's mine, not yours!" Sam said to the 2 ladies yanking on his arms about ready to rip them off.

Valerie and Paulina paid no attention to Sam, which only made her more angry.

"I said stay away from MY Danny!" Sam said grabbing Valerie by her collar and lifting her off the ground, in similar fashion that Dash does daily to Danny.

Paulina used this opportunity to get closer to Danny, and was about to nibble on his cute ears.

But before she had the chance, a certain Valerie landed upon her, knocking them both to the floor.

Sam grabbed Danny's wrist, "Come on, let's go and try to eat in peace, Danny."

Before they got too far, Sam was stopped by Valerie's hand clenching onto a lock of Sam's hair.

"Think again, Sam…"


A/N: alrighty then! What did you all think? i liked it, thought some parts at the end were rushed some. Keep in mind i am making a concious effort to keep it rated teen, i never say anything, and am trying to be more vague... and etc. But then again, if you've seen teh commercials, you should know its borderline pg-13/R... lol

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Stay tuned in for chapter 6: Not your ordinary Catfight