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Alright, here ya are, chapter 6... read on, read on.

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Chapter 6:
Not your ordinary catfight

Forever. Sounds like a simple word really. Although, one with an open mind could find that complicated. For example: forever, imagine traveling through space from the day you were born until the day you die. An entire lifetime wasted, just traveling the infinite realm of space not even scratching the surface of how big and how vast and how complicated the universe really is.

Another example: Forever, imaging standing behind a certain teenager with a passion for Technology, obnoxious berets, and meat. Imaging waiting behind him, while he gathers assortments of food for his plate.

"… and some beef, some ham, some pork…OOH, some chicken, and some fish, even more beef, a sloppy joe, I don't know what that is, but it looks like meat, so it's going on the plate." Tucker said to himself as he took a quarter of the school's supply of meat and managed to pile it upon his lunch tray.

"Sam, you don't know what you're missi…Sam? Uh-oh."

Tucker, in his soapbox rant about the glorious taste and fun of meat, got side-tracked and lost sight of Sam.

That was of course, until he saw her. She was stomping over to Danny, who seemed to be in quite of pickle. For, at the moment, he had two very lovely looking ladies fighting over him. One, a strong, beautiful, deadly and very charming. Another, a luscious Latino, with wavy ebony hair, a perfect body, with nearly flawless skin to boot. Tucker thought this out loud and wondered why Danny was all peeved about it.

Speaking of "boot" Sam, in her current path of stomping the linoleum tiles of the cafeteria had reached the vicinity of Danny, and his current predicament. She could see in his eyes that he wanted out from between them, the constant pulling of his arms towards both girls where starting to take a toll on his…uh, arms.

Sam acted fast, she grabbed Valerie by the collar and flung her at Paulina, who was currently making a move towards her Danny.

"Come on, let's go and try to eat in peace, Danny." Sam said, but was quickly halted by Valerie's hands gripping to her hair.

"Think again Sam…" She heard Valerie utter. The next thing Sam remembered was being throwing over Valerie's head towards Paulina.

At first thought Sam was thinking, "Eww, Paulina? Couldn't she have thrown me into something less trashy? Like the trash can?"

Paulina got off the floor and looked up only to find that Sam was being hurled towards her.

"Get off me, geek! I need to go talk with Danny." Paulina hissed.

"Oh no you don't you little witch! Danny doesn't want to talk to you, or even be near you, you skank!" Sam hissed back.

"Whatever loser!" Paulina replied as she pushed herself out from under Sam (A/N: sounds wrong I know… get your head outta the gutter). And went to attack Valerie who was currently pulling off a move on Danny.

Paulina, and her perfectly manicured nails were seeking a home deep into Valerie's neck. Paulina always gets her man, always. And she wasn't about ready to let some loser Valerie stop her from getting Danny.

In the depths of infinity, anyone could find it boring, especially if you've been floating around in a dreary infinity for ever. 5 tiny insignificant black cans were floating around insignificantly in an insignificant part of the ghost zone.

By a majority vote of the ghost zone's populace, the box ghost was the most insignificant, so I guess he was destined to be the first one to come in contact with the mysterious cans.

"What are these mysterious cylindrical containers? They are obviously not square or even rectangular in nature, they are NO IMPORTANCE TO MEEE… ooh a button!"

With that said, the pudgy box-ghost pressed the button on top of the nefarious can, leaving a stream of smelly spray, directed right into his eyes.

"AHHH! The pain! The BOX-GHOST is in pain! These cylindrical containers are absolutely unnecessary for the BOX-GHOST! Black cylindrical can of uh…" The box-ghost leans in, rubbing his eyes in pain, "Axe…BEWARE OF THE BOX-GHOST'S POWER!"

The box-ghost formed an ectoplasmic energy cube in his hand and thrust it into the can. Which exploded the rest of them leaving a very smelly stench upon the spectre.

"Ahh! That stench! The pain! Ahhhaghghaha!" He replied floating around, writhing in pain.

Back in Amity Park a brawl was about to take place.

"Get back both of you! Danny loves meee!" Valerie screamed, clutching Danny, squeezing him as hard as she could.

"Valerie, you are lucky enough that let you stay alive while you dated him, you broke his heart and doesn't want to be with you!" Sam defended.

"Oh yeah, well why don't you just try and stop me from doing this!" Valerie planted a big, sopping kiss right on Danny's lips, leaving him wide-eyed in a state of shock.

"Uh, don't I have some say in this?" Danny mumbled being crushed by Valerie's strength.

"NO!" All three girls shouted in unison.

Sam ran over to Valerie, with light shimmering off the steel tips on her combat boots, as if to serve as a warning to her if she didn't let go of Danny.

Valerie Saw this and loosened her grip on him out of fear, yet refusing to completely let go.

Sam had warned her plenty of times, so went right ahead and gave her a swift kick to her shin. She didn't kick her hard, but the sheer weight of the shoe gave it enough momentum to hurt like hell, and the steel-spiked tips didn't help either.

"OW! What was that for?" Valerie blindly asked, letting go of Danny to clutch her bruised shin.

"I'm surprised you even have to ask?" Sam said in her regular dry tone, and grasping Danny's hand.

"Thanks Sam… I really should be more careful next time and not wear so much-" Danny said but was interrupted by Paulina.

Her perfectly manicured nails were glistening by their hot pink hue. But what really got Danny's attention was that she was rushing over at high speed, showing off her deadly nails and by the looks of it, were aimed to see refuge deep into Sam's skin.

"Wear so much what?" Sam asked, but was pulled down to the ground as Paulina tripped over Sam's massive boots and ended up puncturing Valerie instead.

Valerie, reacting to this second assault, got into her mind frame of using her Ju-jitsu. She was a 9th degree black belt after all. Valerie gave a devastating strike to Paulina right into the gut, who proceeded to fall to the ground, writhing in pain.

Sam was a little embarrassed to be right on top of Danny, so close, just 2 inches closer and they would be kissing. She wanted to so badly too. It's been nearly 10 minutes since she's tasted his lips. His sweet tasting lips, they tasted like bubblegum. She could just chew and suck on those lips for hours on end. Best part about it, Danny wouldn't complain either.

Danny got a little distracted by Sam's face. It really was beautiful, her soft cheeks, and her flowing ebony hair. He loved her hair, it was as if there was constantly a light breeze going through it. Her locks flowed and just taunted him by their beauty.

He was about to lean up for a kiss, he closed his eyes and was about to make contact, but felt rustling just above him. Danny opened his eyes to Find Paulina where Sam had been. Sam was knocked off by Valerie and apparently Paulina kicked her out of the way so she could be on Danny. (A/N: get your mind outta the gutter)

Valerie stopped Paulina just in the knick of time. But Paulina did have the chance to get just a taste of his bubblegum lips. Barely though. Sam brought her boot back as far as she could and didn't even bother using force, just let gravity do it's work. The leverage from the boot easily injured Paulina, and Sam got a smirk of victory on her lips.

Before long the trio entered the mother of all cat-fights.

Paulina, using a very versatile weapon, her ferocious feline reflexes and anger, along with cat-like claws. Valerie, using her strength and knowledge of 9th degree black belt in Ju-jitsu, and Sam, using… her combat boots, and boiling hatred towards both girls to fuel her strength and determination.

All three were at each other's necks. All trying their hardest to eliminate the other two so they could claim the "mighty hunkiness that is Danneh"

Speaking of which, Danny himself was perplexed and in a lot of shock to see three incredibly beautiful women dueling it out for his love. He found it silly, because he'd just still take Sam's hand and love in the end.

Danny wanted to get Sam out of there, but part of his hormonal side wanted to sit and watch. Something about three hot girls fighting over him kept his interest.

Tucker joined in and merely gave a thumbs up along with Danny, as they smiled and watched them clobber each other to bloody pulps.

The lunch hour flew by, and at the end of it all, Sam came out victorious. With bruises and scratches all over. She merely called out to the losers, "This is what you could have had if you had one, oh wait, never mind, you couldn't anyway! HA!"

With that said, she walked over to Danny and gave him a very tender kiss on the lips, only to be interrupted by a certain, "Ahem" by a certain fat and very unstylish English teacher/vice principal.

"Miss Manson, Mr. Fenton. This is your last warning, leave that until after school, or you both will be suspended until further notice."

Danny and Sam just smiled sheepishly at each other and blushed.

They got to their senses and could wait until after school at Sam's house to… uh.. "hang-out". (A/N: you guys should know by now that by "hang-out" I mean, "make-out" ) And walked out of the cafeteria, hand in hand.

Back in the treacherous depths of infinity that is the ghost zone, out pudgy, lame, box-ghost was still writhing in pain from the stench of the massive amounts of axe that he had accidentally had put upon him.

He was flying around hoping to waft out the scent, but that only made it spread. Soon, dozens of female specters where flying cautiously to the source of the scent.

Among these were Desiree, Ember, Penelope Spectra, that one Dragon lady, along with others.

These lovely ladies.. Uh ghosts, uh… I don't know… they look like ghosts and ladies, so I'll just stick with ladies. These lovely ladies approached the box ghost and surrounded him, preventing him from escaping, even though he could barely escape, with him being abnormally fat and slow.

They all made themselves as attractive and seductive as they could. For some reason they all just couldn't resist the box-ghost. The box-ghost, being the equivalent of a D&D geek, had no idea how to react to seductive women, and started to freak out a little.

"AAHHH! Stay away from the box-ghost! He does not appreciate the coming on to by you women!" The box-ghost said in 3rd person.

He kept on ranting but it came to a halt when he laid eyes upon the most beautiful thing that he had ever seen. At least in his eyes.

"Hello there Lunch-lady! I Am the Box-ghost!"

"oh please", the elderly ghost whispered, "you can call me Gertrude."


A/N: yes, for all of those who are wondering, i about slashed my wrists writing that last part, i thought it would be less painful. lol And yes, this is my depiction of how "Box-Lunch" will be born... eww

I had massive writers block about what to do with the cat-fight. I'm truely sorry if i dissapointed you, i dissapointed myself. i just didn't know what to do with it.

Stay tuned for chapter 7: I am box-lunch, BEWARE!

(you have been warned)