Hey guys here's another update for ya...sorry it took me so long, i was at my Aunts lake house for a couple days...it was fun...i got to go swimming in murky lake water..bet ur jealous huh?

anyhoo..i had major writers block writing this so its sort of short... and imay take a break and update some other stuff or just take a long break from writing...maybe a week or so. Hope ya enjoy

Disclaimer: i do not own Danny Phantom or Axe body spray

The critically acclaimed

Those Ridiculous Commercials (Now with plot)

Chapter 11

Danneh's Dilemma


Contrast, by definition, is a term used when one is describing and comparing the differences of two or more objects.

For instance, the beautiful nearly cloudless sky on this late Friday afternoon with the sun beginning to set, and put forth a wide spectrum of colors in the sky. Colors so vivid and full of life, full of reds, oranges, yellows, even some hints of purple's and pinks just immersed Amity Park in beauty and life.

In contrast, we could look inside the bedroom of a particular girl, specifically, Sam Manson. A room so dark, with colors darker than black, dark enough to suck light out of a light bulb, walls so dark that flashlights would be rendered useless. Of course there was also the topless hunk o' man, struggling for air on Sam's bed contrasting the innocence of the world outside these walls.

Sam was feeling giddy, excited, turned on, randy, etc, etc… This seemed to happen a lot more often with her, practically every single time she was near Danny. He just had that effect on her…along with over-generous servings of a certain name brand hormonal inducing body spray coating his being. Either way, Sam was enjoying herself at the moment, giving her Danny a backbreaking bear hug, with her arms around his neck, oblivious to the lack of air flowing in his lungs.

"Oh Danny… when I'm this close to you…you… you leave me breathless, how about you?" She said still glomping the hell out of him.

"Can't…breathe…" Danny said breathlessly, due to the fact he had no breath to breathe.

"I know! I am so glad you feel the same way. I really do."

"No Sam! I can't BREATHE!" Danny managed to say, face bluer than…something really blue…like a bluebird or something…I don't know… I need to find better similes.

"Oopsie, sorry Danny." Sam said a little embarrassed for what she just did. And merely loosened her grip around him.

"Hey, it's alright Sammy, no harm no foul." Danny replied and started to hold her back.

Danny loved how Sam's skin felt beneath his fingertips. Even if Sam tried her best to be as independent and not be girly, she sure felt like she used gallons upon gallons of the girliest lotions available to the public, and even the black market.

She was just so soft, so smooth. Sam was just like a big old satin pillow, but held the shape of the most beautiful creature to walk the Earth, and had more curves than a professional baseball pitchers pitches.

Danny was brought out of his hypnotic state of drooling over Sam by her lips pressing so softly under his chin, on his tender flesh, which was followed by intense sucking and kissing and intensive biting.

This caught Danny off guard as he yelped in pain. He would have never thought that Sam would be one to be all Vampire-ey… He was too distracted by Sam's lips and eyes to piece together goth + vampire "Ouch! My neck!"

Sam gave him a light peck on his cheek and ran her long, soft fingers through his messy locks, trying to comfort his pain. I mean, she takes her vampirism seriously, and left a rather bloody bruise on his neck.

"It's alright Danny, I'm here, I don't want to hurt you." She whispered in Danny's ear, still shocked from Sam's bold move. "I just want to make sure no one else will try to take you from me, you're mine, all mine."

Danny's eyes flared up in a vibrant shade of jade, sure she could just give him a hickey, but she didn't need to suck out his blood to show to the rest of the school that they were together. Besides, everyone practically knew that already right?

Danny brushed this off and just smiled back up at Sam, and gave her a big, wet kiss, just to be thankful that she loved him that much. This merely threw gasoline onto a bonfire. Sam, in the passion got a little ruthless and began to bite more and more, licking his face like a puppy, and nibbled on his ears, thus striking a ticklish spot on Danny.

She used this opportunity of Danny's giggle fits to reach under her bed and pull out a very useful contraption that Maddie Fenton had made: The Fenton Ghost Cuffs. Nothing extravagant, just some handcuffs that ghosts can't phase through or break.

Danny now looked back up at the goth mistress twirling around one of the cuffs around her finger with a devious grin planted on her face, and a grim expression on his.

Meanwhile…

"What do you mean, Pam? He just jumped right through you?"

"Yes, dear, he did. Right when I was about to…uh…" Mrs. Manson stuttered trying to explain to her husband.

"Right when you were about to what?….Pam? What's going on?"

"Well, Jeremy… I uh… He was trying to attack me! Yeah! And then he was going to go hurt our poor Sammy-kins…" Pam said trying to sound convincing, and apparentlyJeremy was just as clueless as our poor Danneh, that he blindly believed his wife and began to storm up the stairs.

Danny had a grimace on…and was taken by surprise at how strong Sam was, as she thrust him back onto the bed handcuffing both of his wrists, so that they were sprawled out and leaving Danny helpless to whatever Sam had planned to do.

Although before she could do anything after straddling him and fondling his chest and abs, Sam's door burst open with a very perturbed Mr. Manson with Mrs. Manson close behind.

Jeremyflinched at the sight before him and blurted out very loudly, "Do you have ANY idea what's wrong with this picture?"

Danny merely blushed, and Sam staring lustily at him and was too distracted to pay attention to her father.

Pam started to have that feeling again, that feeling where she couldn't control what she said or did, just acted on impulse, and let out a rather soft moan, and said out loud, "That I'm not up there with him?" she said answering her husband's question.

Danny's eyes grew as large as saucers and started to realize how large of a goose egg that he had just laid.


A/n : alrighty then...sorry about lack of length... about 3 pages is all i can take right now. it may be a while before another update... im running low on juice for this story...i'll prolly update something else or write another oneshot or something... just to let my juice refill...

hope you sorta enjoyed this...i know creepy at the end...but all will be saved...somehow..

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