Alright! A rather quick update! If you notice, the quality is going to be a lot better here, because im not dead tired or having to worry about going to Tennis practice in 3 hours, cuz its teh WEEKEND! anyway, another funny chapter here, we are getting close to the end, another 3 or 4 chapters i think.
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Chapter 13:
We Got a Problem…
"Uh… actually Sam, I forgot…. I uh…left something at…Tucker's house! Yeah! That's it, sorry Sam… but I need to go, I'll be back as soon as I can." Danny mumbled hastily as he went ghost and flew out before any argument could be made.
"Maybe Tucker can help me out here… hopefully he's staying out of trouble…"
Danny felt a little remorseful for leaving so quickly on Sam, he really didn't want to leave Sam, Danny never did. Though current circumstances presented, he could make an exception.
During his rather short flight to his not so humble abode, he found himself dreaming the past 20 minutes over and over through his adolescent mind. Just remembering how close he was with her, how they wanted to be with each other so badly, the tender love they shared, the freaky-ness of the S&M handcuff-ness and the painful bruise she left on his neck.
Yes, he loved every minute of it.
That's what he told himself, but bad and excruciatingly awkward memories began to torrent his mind. Memories of Mrs. Manson, just the name made Danny cringe as he tried to force them out.
Danny has made mistakes in the past, he's human, we all do. He made mistakes very recently, and there is even the slim possibility that he will make a mistake that will cause the world to fall to its knees, praying for mercy. But the mistake he made today was the worst he has and could ever make.
He vowed to never use that ungodly Axe ever again…EVER! Unfortunately he could have learned that yesterday, but being Danny, he has to learn everything the hard way.
He was approaching his house, the sun had now set and there were only glints of a shimmer of the sun's rays surviving along the horizon. Danny hovered invisibly above the Op center, quickly recalling the adventures he had in there, and admiring the cool temperature that flooded through his veins.
It was nice to have some contrast, even if it was against the warm tender, loving feeling of being so close to Sam.
Danny shrugged this feeling of love and nostalgia off, because he needed to talk to Jazz, and then ask some questions to Tucker.
He phased down to his room and changed back; missing the warmth his human half gave him. Danny had barely enough time for his fluorescent blue rings to disappear before heard rather disturbing words, giving them his full attention.
"Oh Maddie…THAT'S HOT!" bellowed a certain father of Danny.
"Oh man, I am not in the mood to have to deal with" Danny thought, but was rather ironic since he was just going to do the same thing he did whenever his parents, or really, his dad did anything embarrassing: ignore him.
He rushed out his bedroom, down the hall and knocked on Jazz's door.
"Wait? Since when do I knock?" he told himself and just walked right on into her room.
"Hey Jazz, you got a minu…uhh… I'm not interrupting anything am I?"
The sight before him left Danny staggering speechless, and lack of any compressible emotion.
"Danny! Dude! Help me!" Tucker tried to yelp, but was silenced by a certain female Fenton's tongue being crammed into his mouth.
"Dude Jazz? What are you doing to Tucker? Seriously, this is like major-ly messed up!"
Jazz released her lip/tongue lock with Tucker, gasping for air, and turned around to face her brother with a somewhat annoyed look on her face.
"Can't you see that Tucker and I are busy? Just go away and put on a shirt, you're kinda being all freaky." Jazz said, unaware of any irony that is currently taking place in the room.
Danny just rolled his eyes, and physically separated the two. He dragged Tucker outside of the room, but was being held back by Jazz, being reluctant to let Tucker go. Danny just phased him and his friend out of the clutches of Jazz.
"Danny, dude thanks for the save back there… she's a lot stronger than she looks…" Danny knew that Jazz wasn't really that strong, but rather Tucker wasn't man enough to admit how weak he really was.
"It's no problem man, but dude, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH JAZZ! I thought I told you to stay away!" Danny said being spastic with his tone of voice.
"Well, I though you were joking man…" Tucker said innocently but looking at Danny's un-amused visage, quickly responded, "But she was the one who was doing everything, I didn't want any of that to happen! Not all of it…actually, that went almost exactly as I planned, except for the part with your mom…"
"WHAT! Okay man… you know that part of your brain that just keeps allowing you to keep talking? Well TURN IT OFF! I've had enough awkwardness for one day…look, I'll berate you and Jazz later, but right now, I've got a problem. BIG problem."
"You're telling me…what's that thing on your neck? And where's your shirt?" Tucker said with a perplexed expression pasted upon his face.
"That's not important right now! Well, no wait, it kinda is…" Danny said blushing at the memories that came rushing back again.
He had gotten lost in those wonderful memories that it was a pain, similar to having to wake up early to go to school, to be dragged back to reality, along back into his room.
"Dude, I can't have a serious conversation with you topless… put a shirt on man!" Tucker said, pointing to his closet.
Danny obliged and opened the doors and surveyed his clothing options, but quickly realized that he wasn't going anywhere so he didn't need to be all dressed up… plus all of his shirts are the same.
He quickly pulled a shirt over his head and went right into the conversation. He spilled everything, what happened at school, the uncut version. What happened after school, the PG version to put it cleanly. Danny also mentioned how the entire thing was due to how he lathered up on Axe, he also mentioned how they should put a warning label on it.
"Danny, they do put a warning label on it."
"Well, they should make it look more serious. I almost got killed on 8 different occasions today!"
"By what?"
"By lack of oxygen on 5 counts, 2 counts of excessive pinching, and one from being in the midst of the catfight today!" Danny replied.
"Oh yea! That was funny dude, I can't believe they were fighting over you! I mean… if it were about me that would be more understandable…"
"Tucker…what did I just say about you and your brain/talking thing?" Danny said, clearly not amused.
It was now Tucker's turn to spill all the info about the events of afternoon concerning Jazz.
He went into very vague details, which even though is an oxymoron, is quite appropriate since Tucker was quite sure that Danny didn't need the director's cut of the events that took place… especially the ones involving Danny's mom. Heck, Tucker didn't even want all those details.
Danny, with his own free will surprisingly, sat down and listened to what Tucker had to say, the obvious haste throughout his speech about Danny's mom, obviously not wanting to talk about it, made Danny worry even more.
He didn't need to hear the excruciating details of his make out with Jazz. Danny made that clear, though Tucker pretended not to hear him and just went on telling the story like he was reading Shakespeare.
"And THEN, she…"
"TUCKER! Oh my god… please for the love of all that is holy and ghostly, please shut up!"
Danny was getting a little worked up, not how to stop all the abusive making out, that was easy. Just get rid of the Axe by NOT throwing it into the ghost zone, and everything's hunky dory! It's just trying to maintain the relationship's made by the Axe that would be challenging.
"DANNY! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GAY SO STOP HOGGIN TUCKER AND LET ME AT HIM!"
But right now he had more challenging obstacles to overcome, and they came by the name of Jasmine Fenton.
A/N: so what do ya think? I thought it was 100 times better than my last update, i didn't feel rushed... anyhoo.. getting close to the end here, another 3 or 4 more chapters, but don't cry and be all paranoid! Im starting to get plans for a sequel! more on that soon!
right now though...please review! it just takes 8 seconds, and you are prolly too bored to do anything else!
KITHN
