Ok! another update! getting closer to the end here. I felt as if this was another high quality piece.. in my opinion though. This isn't going to be as side-splitting as my other chapters, but rather more of a fluffy thing...i think, ever since i heard the horrible news concerning Lateraina Wolf, well... i haven't been in the greatest mood to write a comedy. But this chapter is dedicated to her. She may never even read this story, but it's still for her
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Chapter 14:
Formulating a Plan of Somesort…
Our thoughts with you Lateraina… we're so sorry for your loss…
It was a terrifying experience, seeing yourself from the future, all the terror, the horror, the carnage that you caused or really… will cause. Seeing your best friend getting thrown off a bridge into a valley that seemed to have no end would keep the bravest man in the world from sleeping soundly at night.
In the abnormal life of Danny, hearing Jazz pounding on the outside of his door was something that he would always expect her to do on occasion. They were siblings after all, what siblings don't fight? What kind of siblings actually get along 24/7? Well not these freaks. While the Fenton family is as far from normal as family could get, the Fenton kids were like your average brother and sister, except for the frequent battles with extra-dimensional beings of ectoplasm and post-human consciousness and attempting to keep those ghosts to overrun the city and enslave humanity.
But what was really abnormal about this already irregular situation was what Danny's sister was saying.
Jazz was normally not one to overreact or be clingy to anyone or anything; contrary to popular belief, Jazz does NOT sleep with Bearbert…every night… she hand-made a special bed for him. Although when circumstances are extreme enough she will react how one overly freaked teen should react due to the situation.
And this current predicament called for exactly what Jazz was doing.
Jazz was not one to let something be taken from her without a fight. She had been enjoying herself thoroughly with her time with Tucker, and was not about to have that fun end so soon, and in that focused state of lust Jazz was thoroughly pissed that Danny had to ruin everything for her.
"Danny, why do you have to ruin everything? I wasn't doing anything wrong, and I'm sure Tucker would much rather spend some alone time with me rather than with you in your smelly room!" Jazz said through Danny's door.
"Oh wait…duh!" Jazz thought as she simply twisted the doorknob and entered Danny's room.
Upon entering the room, Jazz discovered that they had gone missing. Jazz, no longer enchanted by Tucker's Axe thought clearly for the first time that afternoon, and used her knowledge of his ghost powers, along with the obviousness of the situation, that he had gone and flown off with Tucker.
"Stupid Danny… why must you be so…so…stupid! I wasn't doing anything wrong…although I'm not sure why I was acting like I was… hmm, I'll just have to figure that out later…" Jazz said walking out of Danny's room back towards her own.
Danny had taken Tucker with him to Nasty Burger, the duo's favorite hangout. It would be the trio's favorite… but since it was an establishment that served the remains of slaughtered animals, or as Tucker would say: "good eats" Sam did not particularly enjoy the place. Although she did enjoy their Tofu soy melts.
Why Danny took Tucker to Nasty Burger, well, Danny wasn't entirely sure himself, mostly to keep Jazz away, and have some time for them to discuss their dilemmas. He was also pretty hungry too, since he spent his entire lunch hour watching Sam fight Paulina and Valerie, hey it wasn't a total waste!
"So Tucker, how are we going to tell them?" Danny asked his friend.
"Dude, why should we tell them? I mean, if they don't know, then we won't have to explain anything. And besides, when they ask why they were suddenly super attracted to me," Danny merely rolled his eyes at this, " we can say that they simply find us attractive and couldn't hide their feelings anymore…or something like that."
Danny didn't really like Tucker's idea, but he did show a point, that it would probably be better if Sam and Jazz weren't aware of their "help" with the ladies.
They had formulated some sort of plan, if you can call it that. They would basically, just get all their cans of axe, and go throw them in the local landfill.
Afterwards, they would take 4 showers, each one with at least 3 latherings of soap; to ensure no trace of the infernal spray were to be left upon their skin.
And finally, they would get all their clothes that were doused in Axe, hand wash them, take the water and pour it down the drain, and then burn them, and pray that the smoke has no contents of Axe to ensure no more of that scent could consume them.
Meanwhile…
Sam's mood had changed considerable since Danny left. She was a little upset that he had to go in such a hurry, although she wasn't a little horny vampire anymore… I guess there's a downside to everything.
She had decided to take a shower. She felt a little unclean for what she was doing with Danny, even thought the proper phrase would be: "doing to".
Sam begrudgingly got off her comfy bed that still smelled like Danny, her Danny. She slowly walked down the hallway and entered the bathroom and fumbled around with her hand to turn on the light.
Sam ran the water, letting it get warmer and warmer with each passing moment, and undressed. She haphazardly tossed her clothes into a convenient laundry basket to the to the side, as she gracefully walked into the stream of warm water.
She felt so relaxed while taking a hot shower. All her cares, aches, worries, and concerns just washed away like the filth that covered her beautiful body. She closed her eyes and just let the stream of bliss wash over her being. She was like this for quite some time before she actually started washing herself.
Sam took her time, and carefully lathered up with a bar of soap. It had a lovely scent of lavender and vanilla that she would sometimes just get distracted by the amount of relaxation that the smell gave her, this was no exception by any means. She ran the bar of soap between her toes and it felt so wonderful. Like a massage, like the foot massages she dreamt Danny would give her. She didn't really comprehend that she didn't have to dream any longer, that Danny would quickly volunteer to massage her feet, and ahem the rest of her body as well.
But alas, the shower had finished; Sam had already dried off. Her hair was damp and clinging to her shoulders.
Sam had gone back to her room, already in her luxurious pajama's and sitting on her bed, just basking in the faint scent of Danny that it was giving off. She reached into a drawer in the end table next to her bed, and pulled out a diary. She felt like she should write down what happened today, so she went ahead and did so.
"Dear Diary,
It's been awhile since I last talked to you, but I guess today is a special occasion. No… I didn't punch out Paulina, well, actually I helped, but that's not the reason I'm writing. You're soooo not going to believe this…I kissed Danny today! It was so amazing, almost as good as yesterday's. The first kiss is always the best, but the other ones are pretty good too.
I think I am head over heels in love with him, Diary. He is just so amazing. Danny is so incredibly sweet, kind, gentle, cute, brave, cute, sweet, and such a good kisser too. Today at school wasn't fun at all though. All the girls, especially Paulina, were hitting on him today, and that just really boils my blood. I got some nice revenge though, during lunch, she was practically molesting him so I felt the liberty to go ahead and punch her. I didn't, rather I kicked the living crap out of her, lol and my mom says my boots are useless.
I'm getting all excited again talking about Danny, so I think I'll just end out little conversation here.
Thanks for listening, you're almost as good as Danny is…as if…
-Sam
Sam went to sleep that night. She slept a peaceful slumber, and dreamt of Danny the entire time, why she was even clenching her pillow to her, trying to get the same feeling as if Danny was actually there holding her. Luckily for her, she would get that feeling very soon.
A/N: well i liked this one, a wee bit longer than normal, and i think a better quality one. I really hope you guys enjoy this one, please tell me how you feel!
KITHN
