Damn all the cauldrons in the world. Damn all the snake skins in the world. Damn all the doors in the world. And damn all the bloody rocks in the world!
"What the hell did I do to you?" Voldemort yelled at the ceiling. He got dressed and walked outside. He took a breath of fresh air. No danger out here. Voldemort hadn't been outside for five seconds when it started to rain.
"What? Did I piss off Mother bloody Nature too!" Voldemort yelled to the sky. As if in reply a lightning bolt hit him.
Lord Voldie died again.