A/N: Okay everyone another chappie is here! This one will be Pm's and Private Chat Rooms, meaning you can only be in the room if invited by the host. ;) Enjoy!

-FLAMEKISSED'S CHAT ROOM –

Flamekissed has invited the following to their chat room: Starinthesky and Stormofsand

Flamekissed: are we all here?

Starinthesky: present.

Flamekissed: …

Starinthesky: …

Flamekissed: Sandstorm isn't here is she?

Starinthesky: It appears she rejected your invite.

Flamekissed: -sigh-

-PM BETWEEN STORMOFSAND AND FLAMEKISSED-

Flamekissed: r u there?

Stormofsand: duh.

Flamekissed: oh c'mon Sandstorm…

Stormofsand: No. I won't 'c'mon' and be fooled by you again. Besides, your girlfriend is in your chat room, and I want nothing to do with her, NOTHING!

Flamekissed: She's not my girlfriend, and if you'll just listen I can tell you who she is!

Stormofsand is now offline

Flamekissed: -bites tongue- I'm on the verge of cursing you! Sheesh, she-cats are nothing but trouble, what with their emotions and all.

-NORMAL CHAT ROOM-

Eyeofthetiger: um...where is everyone?

-waits a few minutes-

Eyeofthetiger: this stinks! –grumbles-

Eyeofthetiger has been invited to Shadowdark's private chat room

-SHADOWDARK'S CHAT ROOM-

Eyeofthetiger has accepted your invitation

Shadowdark: I have a question.

Eyeofthetiger: shoot.

Shadowdark: actually two…

Eyeofthetiger: ya…?

Shadowdark: okay, first, does it ever seem like everyone hates us?

Eyeofthetiger: only every second of my after-life.

Shadowdark: good…that means I'm not mouse-brained.

Eyeofthetiger: what?

Shadowdark: Well I thought I might only b imagining that everyone hated me…and since you agree, I'm not mouse-brained.

Eyeofthetiger: -laughs- Darky, Darky, Darky. Let me explain something to you.

Shadowdark: uh…if you promise never to call me that again.

Eyeofthetiger: only if you promise to let me break that promise.

Shadowdark: …deal.

Eyeofthetiger: -purrs- Okay, now, even if I agree that everyone hates us, it doesn't prove you aren't mouse-brained. Because, infact, you are very mouse-brained. What were you thinking b4 you died? Attacking Firestar…that's very mouse-brained. Only I am strong enough for that task.

Shadowdark: yes but you were dead.

Eyeofthetiger: -sighs- nevermind. What was your second question?

Shadowdark: O ya! -grins- what's it like, being stuck in Wicked Clan while I got away?

Eyeofthetiger: don't push your luck furball.

Shadowdark: ya, ya,ya…so. What is it like down there?

Eyeofthetiger: Very…dark…and hot. O yes, did I forget to mention a certain black tom running around like he owns the place?

Shadowdark: oh, oh, oh! I know who that tom is!

Eyeofthetiger: continue.

Shadowdark: That's Satinclaw! He does own the place, mouse-brain! He was the first cat to go to Wicked Clan, which he named after discovering he couldn't possibly be in Star Clan.

Eyeofthetiger: whoa…where did you find all that out?

Shadowdark: Um…let's say I had to deal with him on my way to Star Clan. 

Eyeofthetiger: poor you.

Shadowdark: you better be careful…I know he is very mean.

Eyeofthetiger: ya think?

Shadowdark: -nods- does he have an ID?

Eyeofthetiger: ya…he's clawsofdeath. I never PM'ed him though, and I don't plan to.

Shadowdark: Oh…well he PM's me a lot then. He is usually telling me to watch it because he's trying to get Star Clan to give up custody of me.

Eyeofthetiger: -starts laughing, very hard-

Shadowdark: hey! What's so funny!

Eyeofthetiger: -laughter subsides- you had better hope he never gets his paws on you!

Shadowdark: wh…why?

Eyeofthetiger: because, I know for sure, he likes you.

Shadowdark: ew! He's like that?

Eyeofthetiger: yep…I feel very bad for you!

-LEOPARDSPOTS' PRIVATE CHAT ROOM--

Talltom: so…you like cheese?

Blackasnight: yep!

Leopardspots: and where did you discover this…this cheese of yours?

Blackasnight: Oh well, you know how there are houses around the farm?

Talltom: I do.

Leopardspots: sure…

Blackasnight: ya well I was stalking around because one of those houses has a bird inside, and it looks very tasty, anyways, I was stalking around and then I smelt something unique. I followed the scent and then there was this yellowy smooth thing on the ground. It tasted very good!

Talltom: how do you know it's called 'cheese'?

Blackasnight: Oh, when one of the Two Legs saw me and started smacking me with a hard stick like thing, it had bristles of some sort, I heard it say 'U filthy cat! Stop stealing our cheese!'

Leopardspots: interesting…very interesting.

Talltom: I'll say.

Blackasnight: I went back and stole some more you know. 

Leopardspots: you're going to turn into a mouse, I saw one of them eating a yellowy smooth thing as well. I guess it was cheese.

Blackasnight: o ya, they love cheese. They tried to steal mine! I ate them for that.

Talltom: I bet your very fat right now.

Blackasnight: well…I don't have a problem!

Leopardspots: he has a problem.

Talltom: agreed…he has another one that is unfixable too.

Blackasnight: I do?

Leopardspots: ya, your brain.

-HIDDENBEAUTY'S PRIVATE CHAT ROOM--

Cloudywhite: So…when are your, our, kits going to be born again?

Hiddenbeauty: Cloudtail, will you stop asking me that every five seconds!

Cloudywhite: what if I say no…

Hiddenbeauty: Then I'm going to wring your neck and throw you at a tree!

Cloudywhite: -thinks- which tree?

Hiddenbeauty: you're hopeless!

Cloudywhite: Ya I guess so. But I was good enough for you to pick me!

Hiddenbeauty: true enough.

Cloudywhite: Have you noticed that Sandstorm has been kinda…off lately?

Hiddenbeauty: ya…I wonder why.

Cloudywhite: I would hope Firestar has been able to tell her who Bluestar is by now.

Hiddenbeauty: O that can't be all that's bothering her…I mean, even if he hasn't, she should have a better reason to be all worked up and distant than that.

Cloudywhite: Or worse…

Hiddenbeauty: what?

Cloudywhite: she could have an even better reason than Firestar that is making her worked up and distant!

Hiddenbeauty: that's what I just said you mouse-brain!

Cloudywhite: you did? Wow…I'm getting more mouse-brained everyday.

Hiddenbeauty: I believe that's correct.

Cloudywhite: so…do you think she does have a better reason?

Hiddenbeauty: I have no clue.

-STORMOFSAND'S PRIVATE CHAT ROOM-

Dustydays: Ya…is that all that has you worked up?

Stormofsand: Dustpelt…

Dustydays: what…I'm just saying, that's not a big deal. Maybe you should let him tell you who it is.

Stormofsand: I don't want to know who he is cheating on me with!

Dustydays: maybe he's not cheating.

Stormofsand: ya, and mice eat dogs.

Dustydays: -sigh- so what do you want me to do about it?

Stormofsand: well I figure if Firestar is gonna cheat on me, then I can cheat on him, right?

Dustydays: uh, um…ya…I guess so…

Stormofsand: right! So, I need someone I can cheat with.

Dustydays: I wonder who you have in mind. -clears throat-

Stormofsand: mouse-brain, it's you.

Dustydays: Ya…as much as I love the idea of being your play-thing…I could get in serious trouble with Firestar when he finds out.

Stormofsand: just blame it on me! After all, this is my evil plan…and besides…I know you like me.

Dustydays: ya…but I've liked you a long time, anyone could have figured that out. I'm surprised it's taken you this long,.

Stormofsand: I've known…but that's not the point. The point is, I know you'll agree. With a little enticing…

Dustydays: But…-gulps- ah c'mon! won't you feel bad afterwards?

Stormofsand: well Firestar sure doesn't feel bad! If he doesn't, then neither will I.

Dustydays: Right…then play-thing time it is…

Stormofsand: excellent. I'll show Firestar just who he is cheating on!

A/N: There ya go! Sandstorm is going to get herself into trouble with her crazy schemes and such, lol. Hope you enjoyed! You learned about Satinclaw, cheese, and evil plots all in one chappie! Now, review! 