Voldemort was now paranoid getting out of his Resurrection Cauldron, as he had taken to call it. Then again, you'd be paranoid too if you had a crazy authoress wielding pink paint kill you several times. He had the sudden urge to eat chocolate. So he found some and ate it. And Pettigrew laced his chocolate milk with some eye drops. And if you watch CSI then you know that these particular eye drops and the chocolate make one very bad (or good if you're Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, or anyone really who opposes Voldemort) combination.

Lord Voldie died again.