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I do not own Kingdom Hearts II in any way, shape or form, nor Gameboy. Well I have gameboys, but…you know what I mean.

Chapter 1: Enter New #12

"C'mon Roxas! Get yer rear in gear!" Axel banged on his friend's door.

"Whaaaat?" an aggravated voice answered.

"Get your ass out here! We're havin' a meeting!"

"Why?"

"Are you kidding! It's for Larxene's replacement!"

"That's TODAY!" Roxas swung open the door.

"Yeah, so C'MON!" Axel said sternly.

Unfortunate…accidents…lead to Larxene's demise. Okay, I killed her off for no reason, so what?

"As you all know, Number 12, Larxene, died for unknown reasons," Xemnas started, "and we need a replacement."

"Why do we need a replacement, again?" Saix asked.

"Because! We're Organization XIII! We can't be Organization XIII with 12 members! It's unethical. Don't argue with me again."

Saix rolled his eyes and rested his cheek on his fist.

"Besides, the replacement I found would be of great use to us, much more than Larxene."

"You already found someone?" Xigbar asked.

"Yes, and she's very eager to say hello."

"She!" the room echoed.

"Yes, it just so happens that Larxene's replacement is a girl. Get over it. She's been very patient waiting for us."

A giant platform was raised so the Organization could see better. A black-hooded person, like them, sat in the middle, with a Gameboy in her hands.

"That's right, bitch! You goin' down!"

"Ahem?" Xemnas tried to get her attention.

"No! Stop! YOU DRUNK BASTARD!"

"Ahem!"

"Huh?" she turned her head around. "WHOA!" she dropped the Gameboy. "Dude! How'd you all get up that high!"

Did I mention they were all in the really Tall-Chair Room?

"Oh, yes, she seems very useful," Luxord scoffed.

"What's that supposed to mean you BRITISH BASTARD!" she fumed.

"She has a bit of a temper…" Xemnas added.

"That was probably noted," Zexion crossed his arms.

"Please forgive Luxord, my dear. He doesn't know what he speaks of."

"Done!" she made the okay sign.

"We gonna call 'er She or does 'she' have a name?" Demyx asked.

"My bad!" she pulled her hood down, "I'm Xenay!"

"Xemnas, what's so special about her? She's no older than Roxas!" Xaldin sneered.

"HEY!" the two yelled.

"Xenay, please show us all your gift," he prompted.

"Awright! Here goes!" she threw the black cloak to the side, and pushed her dark brown hair back. Frankly, her look all together was gothic. She had on a black shirt with a green dragon on it, and black goth pants with chains and rings all over it to match. She cracked her knuckles, which wore gloves with the tips cut off.

"This oughtta be good," Marluxia said sarcastically.

End Chapter 1