DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, duh. If I did I'd be spending money, or I'd be in a meeting, or doing something. Instead I'm sitting on a couch, typing 2 or 3 fanfics at the same time.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a short story. It is meant to be funny. It is not meant to make sense. It is incredibly short.
Naruto was bored. He was sitting in a boring room with boring Neji, who was talking with stupid Lee. So bored, so bored. 'To bad I'm not sleepy,' thought Naruto. He took out a package of gummies. They were every color of the rainbow. He took one out. As he grabbed it, it went 'squish' and it was fun. Naruto started squishing it. "Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy …" Naruto was having so much fun; he didn't even notice that Lee and Neji were staring at him.
"I think he's gone off the deep end." Neji whispered calmly, but inside he was freaking out. Just then Naruto pushed down a little too hard. The gummy shot out of Naruto's fingers, and straight into Neji's throat. Neji started choking. He was turning blue. Lee started to chuckle, and then he said "Yosh, I will save you Neji! I will perform the Heimlich maneuver!" And with that he performed the Heimlich maneuver so hard, that the gummy went shooting out of Neji's throat.
Meanwhile, ever since Naruto had lost the gummy he had been crying, like this. "Uhhuhhuhh, UHHUHHUH, WAAAAAA, I LOST MY SQUISHY!" Then the squish shot by him. He said "squishy? SQUISHY!" Naruto chased the gummy, until the gummy hit the wall. It was going so fast that the gummy went through the wall! Naruto, however, wasn't going that fast, so he just hit the wall. Then Tenten came in. She saw Naruto lying on the ground crying, Neji coughing madly, while lying on the ground, and Lee laughing insanely, and beating his hand and feet on the ground. (he made holes in a concrete floor.)
"I don't even want to know." And with that, Tenten left the room.