Beastboy: C'mon! What does the e-mail say! I wanna know! I wanna know! I WANNA KNOW!
Katy: Will you shut up if I tell you that the e-mail will be read in this chapter?
Raven: Thank Azarath! I thought he'd never shut up!
Starfire: I cannot wait any longer, friend Katy! You must read the message!
Cyborg: Yeah! Even though I'm the one who gets it, even I don't know what it says.
Robin: What do I write? I'm afraid to ask…
Katy: mwhahahahahaha! I love pestering people with annoying things instead of telling them what they want to know! It's my favorite hobby.
Teen Titans: WHAT DOES IT SAY!
Katy: Okay! Fine! I'll tell you what it says! You guys spoil all my fun. It says…
Titans: Yes…
Katy: Wait!
Robin: What now?
Katy: I forgot to thank my reviewers and to write a disclaimer! I can't forget those things!
(The Titans are getting mad at Katy…except for Raven.)
Thank you to… Insanity 101, Alexnandru Van Gordon, Reggie Tuesday, JesFriendMagnet, and rochwen90.
Katy: Since I am going to be attacked any second now by the Titans, I might as well hurry up with that disclaimer:
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the TT (Teen Titans).
CHAPTER 5:
The Messages
Cyborg read the e-mail from Robin as follows:
It has been a long time, Cyborg. I wish that we had kept in touch more often than the once a year e-mail that it dwindled down to these past ten years. Now that I think back on it, I wish that I hadn't lied. I should have told you guys in the first place what had happened. But I was only protecting you and the others. I hope that you can understand this. Although I feel that none of you guys can or ever will. I will always be this way. I know that there is no cure for what the Joker did to me, but I wish there was. I wish that somehow I could take back everything that has happened to ruin everything. I hope that you all have a nice life now that I am no longer a part of it. –Robin.
Cyborg: "Oh and there's a post script…"
If you happen to meet up with the others, tell them everything. Or send them this e-mail if possible. Goodbye.
Starfire: What does this message mean?
(Raven rolls her eyes at Starfire's
stupidity.)
Robin: It's hard to explain, Star.
Cyborg: That's sad, Rob.
Robin: I'm sorry I asked what I wrote. Wow. That sounds really weird. Saying that I wrote something that I didn't really write.
Beastboy: It's kinda funny if you think about it!
Raven: Just get on with the story!
Katy: Yes people! Shut up!----May I continue without further interruption?
Starfire: Yes, please!
Beastboy: "Goodbye? Why would he say that?"
Cyborg: "I have no idea. I just hope that he doesn't do anything… you know…"
Beastboy: "Stupid?"
Cyborg: "Yeah."
Beastboy: "Or wacko? Or moronic? Or messed up? Or—
Cyborg: "Okay, Okay! I get the point, Beastboy!"
(pause)
Beastboy: "Do we even know where the girls are?"
Cyborg: "I know that Starfire went back to Tamaran. But Raven… I don't know."
Beastboy: "Well, we gotta find her and tell her what's going on!"
Cyborg: "You know, man, that's like the smartest thing I've heard you say."
Beastboy: "What do you mean? I've said plenty of smart things!"
Cyborg just laughed. But it was interrupted by a sound from behind. Cyborg and Beastboy whipped around to see someone they never thought they'd see again… Raven.
Raven: "What are you looking at?"
Beastboy: "But you---I thought—I mean we--- Where did you come from!"
Raven: "Azarath, of course."
Cyborg: "You went back to Azarath?"
Raven: "Didn't I just say that? But enough with the questions. This is an emergency."
Beastboy: "Rae, you do realize that there hasn't been an emergency in, like, ages, right?"
Raven: "Yes. But this is for real. And don't call me Rae."
Cyborg: "Sensors don't read anything."
Raven: "That's because your sensors can't detect the Dark Portal from the Demon World." (A/N: The Demon World referred to is otherwise known as Azarath)
Beastboy: "Rae! What the hell is going on!"
Raven: "That's exactly what's going on! Hell! (pauses) And I told you not to call me Rae!"
Cyborg and Beastboy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN--HELL!
Raven: "You both remember the terrible condition the city was in the last time we saw each other?"
Beastboy: "You mean all the earthquakes and all that stuff your emotions caused when you left?"
Raven: "Yes. That huge outburst caused me to free my father, Trigon. I have tried to contain him on Azarath, but he is too powerful for me to defeat on my own."
Cyborg: "So you came back to Earth to get us? But why?"
Raven: "You guys were able to defeat my anger in my mind, right? I hope you guys can do the same thing again."
Beastboy: "But, Rae! We're gonna need more manpower than that! We're gonna need—
Raven: "The other two Titans? Yeah, right. We don't have any way of contacting them."
Cyborg: "Well, I can contact Starfire, but Ro—I mean the other guy is another story."
Raven: "You might as well call Starfire."
Beastboy: "What about R—OUCH!"
Cyborg managed to keep Beastboy from saying too much by stepping on Beastboy's foot.
Raven: "We don't need him. He doesn't think we need him anymore, anyway."
Cyborg: "How do you know that?"
Raven: "Let's just say, that I have been… Oh, there's no time to explain…Uggg…"
All the stress seemed to be making Raven nauseous. Cyborg and Beastboy just managed to catch her before she fell.
Cyborg: "Raven! What's wrong?"
Raven: "It's… Robin."
Beastboy: "What's up with Robin?"
Before she could answer, Raven passed out cold.
Katy: Are you guys happy now!
Titans (except Raven): Yes!
Starfire: What is going to happen? I hope that we all become friends again!
Robin: We'll just have to wait and see, Starfire.
Raven: I wish this stupid story would just end already.
Starfire: I wish for it to never end!
Katy: You really think it's that good?
Starfire: Yes, I do! Although I do not understand some of Earthly ways of it…
Beastboy: I don't particularly like the parts where you make fun of me.
Cyborg: I love those parts!
Beastboy: I hate you!
Cyborg: You know you love me, right? Not in a bad way of course. More of as a friend? Beastboy? Hey where'd he go?
Beastboy: Hehe! Review people! (Throws water balloons filled with motor oil at Cyborg)
Cyborg: Come back here you little grass stain!
