Beastboy: C'mon! What does the e-mail say! I wanna know! I wanna know! I WANNA KNOW!

Katy: Will you shut up if I tell you that the e-mail will be read in this chapter?

Raven: Thank Azarath! I thought he'd never shut up!

Starfire: I cannot wait any longer, friend Katy! You must read the message!

Cyborg: Yeah! Even though I'm the one who gets it, even I don't know what it says.

Robin: What do I write? I'm afraid to ask…

Katy: mwhahahahahaha! I love pestering people with annoying things instead of telling them what they want to know! It's my favorite hobby.

Teen Titans: WHAT DOES IT SAY!

Katy: Okay! Fine! I'll tell you what it says! You guys spoil all my fun. It says…

Titans: Yes…

Katy: Wait!

Robin: What now?

Katy: I forgot to thank my reviewers and to write a disclaimer! I can't forget those things!

(The Titans are getting mad at Katy…except for Raven.)

Thank you to… Insanity 101, Alexnandru Van Gordon, Reggie Tuesday, JesFriendMagnet, and rochwen90.

Katy: Since I am going to be attacked any second now by the Titans, I might as well hurry up with that disclaimer:

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the TT (Teen Titans).

CHAPTER 5:

The Messages

Cyborg read the e-mail from Robin as follows:

It has been a long time, Cyborg. I wish that we had kept in touch more often than the once a year e-mail that it dwindled down to these past ten years. Now that I think back on it, I wish that I hadn't lied. I should have told you guys in the first place what had happened. But I was only protecting you and the others. I hope that you can understand this. Although I feel that none of you guys can or ever will. I will always be this way. I know that there is no cure for what the Joker did to me, but I wish there was. I wish that somehow I could take back everything that has happened to ruin everything. I hope that you all have a nice life now that I am no longer a part of it. –Robin.

Cyborg: "Oh and there's a post script…"

If you happen to meet up with the others, tell them everything. Or send them this e-mail if possible. Goodbye.

Starfire: What does this message mean?
(Raven rolls her eyes at Starfire's stupidity.)

Robin: It's hard to explain, Star.

Cyborg: That's sad, Rob.

Robin: I'm sorry I asked what I wrote. Wow. That sounds really weird. Saying that I wrote something that I didn't really write.

Beastboy: It's kinda funny if you think about it!

Raven: Just get on with the story!

Katy: Yes people! Shut up!----May I continue without further interruption?

Starfire: Yes, please!

Beastboy: "Goodbye? Why would he say that?"

Cyborg: "I have no idea. I just hope that he doesn't do anything… you know…"

Beastboy: "Stupid?"

Cyborg: "Yeah."

Beastboy: "Or wacko? Or moronic? Or messed up? Or—

Cyborg: "Okay, Okay! I get the point, Beastboy!"

(pause)

Beastboy: "Do we even know where the girls are?"

Cyborg: "I know that Starfire went back to Tamaran. But Raven… I don't know."

Beastboy: "Well, we gotta find her and tell her what's going on!"

Cyborg: "You know, man, that's like the smartest thing I've heard you say."

Beastboy: "What do you mean? I've said plenty of smart things!"

Cyborg just laughed. But it was interrupted by a sound from behind. Cyborg and Beastboy whipped around to see someone they never thought they'd see again… Raven.

Raven: "What are you looking at?"

Beastboy: "But you---I thought—I mean we--- Where did you come from!"

Raven: "Azarath, of course."

Cyborg: "You went back to Azarath?"

Raven: "Didn't I just say that? But enough with the questions. This is an emergency."

Beastboy: "Rae, you do realize that there hasn't been an emergency in, like, ages, right?"

Raven: "Yes. But this is for real. And don't call me Rae."

Cyborg: "Sensors don't read anything."

Raven: "That's because your sensors can't detect the Dark Portal from the Demon World." (A/N: The Demon World referred to is otherwise known as Azarath)

Beastboy: "Rae! What the hell is going on!"

Raven: "That's exactly what's going on! Hell! (pauses) And I told you not to call me Rae!"

Cyborg and Beastboy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN--HELL!

Raven: "You both remember the terrible condition the city was in the last time we saw each other?"

Beastboy: "You mean all the earthquakes and all that stuff your emotions caused when you left?"

Raven: "Yes. That huge outburst caused me to free my father, Trigon. I have tried to contain him on Azarath, but he is too powerful for me to defeat on my own."

Cyborg: "So you came back to Earth to get us? But why?"

Raven: "You guys were able to defeat my anger in my mind, right? I hope you guys can do the same thing again."

Beastboy: "But, Rae! We're gonna need more manpower than that! We're gonna need—

Raven: "The other two Titans? Yeah, right. We don't have any way of contacting them."

Cyborg: "Well, I can contact Starfire, but Ro—I mean the other guy is another story."

Raven: "You might as well call Starfire."

Beastboy: "What about R—OUCH!"

Cyborg managed to keep Beastboy from saying too much by stepping on Beastboy's foot.

Raven: "We don't need him. He doesn't think we need him anymore, anyway."

Cyborg: "How do you know that?"

Raven: "Let's just say, that I have been… Oh, there's no time to explain…Uggg…"

All the stress seemed to be making Raven nauseous. Cyborg and Beastboy just managed to catch her before she fell.

Cyborg: "Raven! What's wrong?"

Raven: "It's… Robin."

Beastboy: "What's up with Robin?"

Before she could answer, Raven passed out cold.

Katy: Are you guys happy now!

Titans (except Raven): Yes!

Starfire: What is going to happen? I hope that we all become friends again!

Robin: We'll just have to wait and see, Starfire.

Raven: I wish this stupid story would just end already.

Starfire: I wish for it to never end!

Katy: You really think it's that good?

Starfire: Yes, I do! Although I do not understand some of Earthly ways of it…

Beastboy: I don't particularly like the parts where you make fun of me.

Cyborg: I love those parts!

Beastboy: I hate you!

Cyborg: You know you love me, right? Not in a bad way of course. More of as a friend? Beastboy? Hey where'd he go?

Beastboy: Hehe! Review people! (Throws water balloons filled with motor oil at Cyborg)

Cyborg: Come back here you little grass stain!