Know Your Stars: Kingdom Hearts style

Disclaimer: Yush, yush. Don't own Kingdom Hearts or its characters and all that jazz.

Authors' Note: This was written with the help of mah friend Brianna .

Bold: Mysterious Voice, AKA: ME!

Italics: Victim…ahem…I mean, guest.

Demyx was walking around Hollow Bastion when he discovered a door that had never been there before. What's this? He said to himself as he opened the door. When Demyx set foot into the room a light came on in the center, revealing a lonely looking chair. Huh... Demyx walked to the chair and sat down upon it. As ass met chair a mysterious female voice appeared, seemingly to come from nowhere.

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars

Wha? What's that! Looks around, apparently confused.

Demyx…

Yes?

…He loves Axel.

…O.o He's my friend…

Yeah…boyfriend.

…No he's not! Fume.

Suuuuure. Demyx, he's afraid of water.

Um, hello! I wield water! How can be afr-

Aw, look at the poor baby! He's so scared of the water! A glass of water appears before Demyx, attached to a string.

Demyx screams.

HA! You ARE afraid of water!

Am not! You just…er…scared me 'cause I wasn't expecting that random glass of water!

…Ahem. Demyx

ENOUGH LIES! Poofs up Sitar Dance, Water, Dance! The water people sprouted up all over the place now.

Arched a brow, not like it could be seen though. Right… the Ceiling opened up and a giant super absorbency paper towel fell on Demyx's water people. They got soaked up.

Wuahaha!

Demyx gasped Where the hell did you get that!

Internet?

Kay…He sat back down.

Demyx…he's not really a Nobody. He's got a heart and everything. He just likes to pretend.

Really!

NO!

…Y-you're so mean!

Now you know Demyx. The Axel lover who says he's just a friend, but is really his boyfriend, afraid of water, and likes to play pretend boy.

Hee hee. Sorry it was so short, but I couldn't think of anything else. Please R&R! Next Victim is Axel or maybe Riku. Haven't decided yet. Ja ne!