Hey guys, sorry bout the first Chapter being all sort of messed up and junk. Here is the second chapter. Victim? Upon request, AXEL!

Bold: Mysterious Voice. ME

Italics: Victim.

Axel was approaching the "door that never was" right as Demyx was running out of it. Axel arched a brow and walked into the room, sitting down in the chair cause he's a lazy bum.

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars

What the hell?

Axel, he hates Roxas.

WHAT! You lie!

Heh. Axel, he loves Rainbow Monkeys'.

…What the hell is a Rainbow Monkey?

Now, now, don't play stupid…stupid. We all know you have a collection!

You'll pay for that you mysterious voice you! Flames spurt out from the ground all around Axel, and his spiky wheels appear (I wonder if he's ever been juggling them and poked himself O.o).

FIRE! The alarm goes off, the sprinklers go on and put out Axel's flames. You lose! Hahahaha!

Bitch He muttered while he sizzled, thanks to the water, and smoke rolled off him.

A Fire extinguisher now appeared out of nowhere and blew its contents all over Axel.

Don't want the sprinklers' to go off again and get you all wet, now do we? The voice, of course, was all safe and dry in her mysterious hidden secret spot.

Axel grumbled.

Ahem, anyways. Axel…he's really a woman in disguise.

…Do you SEE any BREASTS!

Yes…your man boobs.

Ha! You said it! I am a man! I have man boobs! Now realizing what he said. No, wait!

So you admit to having man boobs? Okay. Ahem. Axel, he has just admitted that he is not a girl, but is in fact a man with man boobs which causes people to THINK he is a woman.

Ah! You misunderstood me!

Now you know, Axel, the Roxas hating, Rainbow Monkey loving, who is not woman but in fact a man with man boobs…man.

NO THEY DON'T! You come back here right now! Arg! He tried to spurt flame but he only sizzles some more. DAMMIT! Stalks off.