Hey guys! Glad you all have liked this one so far. Next, upon request, is RIKU! Sorry you Sora lovers, Riku out voted you . Next is Sora, I promise!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom hearts or the characters.

Okay, I'm getting sick of the bold and italics messing up. Oh well.

Axel now stomped out of the "room that never was" and almost straight into the power hungry, but every so yummy, Riku. "Gah! Get out of my way!" He shouted. Riku sweatdropped "What…what were you doing in there?"

"…Nothing!" Shouted Axel "AND STOP STARING AT MY MAN BOOBS!" He now ran away.

Riku arched a brow, walked into the room and sat down in the chair.

"What? Oh! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars"

Riku, he has get it on with Sephiroth.

You're sick…

What? Why thank you I try.

Ugh…

Riku, not only does he get it on with Sephy-kun, but Sephy-kun is also his father.

NO HE'S NOT! Fume.

So you do get it on with him? Ah.

That's not what I said! ;;

But you didn't say it, so that's what you must've meant to say!

You…you!

Riku, he's bipolar.

No I'm not! That was Ansem!

No, no. That was YOU in that grass skirt and-GASP YOU CROSSDRESSER!

A-am not! ;;

Riku, he wears womens' clothing because he's bipolar. Well…considering his other side was Ansem o.o

I'm not a crossdresser!

Riku, he cried like a baby when Sora found him.

Nuh uh! That was Sora!

Well, you would've cried had you not been regretting the color lipstick you picked to wear for Sora…

I know! I should've gone with Pretty Plum Sigh.

…Um…n-now you know, Riku, the boy who gets it on with his father, sephy-kun, bipolar cross dresser cry-baby boy who regrets the color of his lipstick!

Heehee. R&R Please! Next one is Sora, I promise. After that, I might do Larxene. Dunno, maybe Saix.