Okay! Sora time!

Disclaimer: Dun own any Kingdom Hearts Chars or the game, yadda yadda.

Sora was walking along through the halleway now when a very…confused looking Riku bumped into him "Wha! Oh S-Sora! I…BYE!" He was blushing like mad(aw) as he ran away. I bet if he was nakey his whole body would've been red. Sora sweatdropped "….weird…" He now walked into the room, sat in the chair and fell victim to the voice!

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars.

WhaT? O.o

Sora, he's not really the keyblade master.

YES I AM! YOU LIE!

Sora, his keyblade, unlike Riku's, is made of moldy cheese.

IT IS NOT!

Oh, that's right. It's made of moldy cardboard, my bad.

…………you…He formed his keyblade.

Sora, makes love to Axel's Rainbow Monkeys. Axel, in the background scrams at Sora "YOU BITCH!"

I do NOT make love to Monkeys'!

Of course you don't, just the Rainbow ones.

You perv!

Thanks. Sora, he wears big shoes because he's compensating for his shortcoming

EXCUSE ME!

You're excused.

…My shoes aren't big!

Yeah, that's what the Rhino said about his ass.

You're a mean voice, you know that!

And you're a kid who hit puberty a bit too late.

In squeaky voice YoU Don'T knOW AnyThING!

Mocking. And YoU aRE a DoOSh.

….I HATE YOU!

Good. Now you know, Sora. The Fake Keyblade Master who's sword is made of moldy cheese and cardboard, who screws only the Rainbow Monkeys' from Axel's collection, compensating for his short coming with his shoes, late BlOomER boy.

Teehee. Hope you guys liked this one too. Next one's either Saix or Larxene. Dunno yet. R&R! Ja ne!