Okay, I couldn't decide whom to do so I'm going to do eni meeny miny moe.

Okay, I got Saix! Ansem will be next then. ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the characters and all that jazz.

Saix was now walking along towards where all the noise was coming from. He had nearly given Demyx a heart attack and the boy shouted "Ah! WATER!" It was the strangest thing. Next, he had almost been run over by a sizzling Axel who wanted to break Demyx's Sitar (apparently Axel thought Demyx was the voice and was tricking him ). This was all very strange. Next, he DID get run over! By RIKU! That poor bipolar boy was ranting and Saix heard things like "Sora…I'm ugly…. no make up on…." As Riku ran by him, Saix arched his brow, stood, dusted himself off and continued on. He was ready this time…he wouldn't be "GAH!" He exclaimed as he was, once again, knocked off his feet by none other than a rampaging Sora. He grumbled as he stood, dusted himself off AGAIN and walked over to the door which Sora came from "Let's see what's so damn scary…" He opened the door and saw the chair "What?" He exclaimed as he walked over to it and sat down

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars!

Um..Okay O.o

Saix…he's an old man.

What! I am not!

Yes you are! Your hair is gray!

SO! That doesn't mean I'm old!

Oh, so I guess it's premature aging? GASP! Saix, has that disease where you age quicker than normal. (Wish I could remember the name)

I do not! YOU LIE! STOP IT!

Saix, he's a Sephy wannabe.

A-am not! .

Saix, he has a shrine of Sephiroth in his closet.

How did you know about that! O.O

I'm magic………

Stop going through my things!

Saix, he's jealous of Axel's pretty hair

…A-Am not! My hair's loads better! He pouted, knowing Axel's hair is way better than his.

Saix, he eats babies!

What! No I don't! He burps, and small arm comes out Er… .

GASP! You really DO eat babies! Oh my god! EVERYONE HIDE YOUR KIDS!

No! It's…it's just candy! ;;

Now you know Saix, the old man, Sephy-wannabe, Sephy-shrine having, who is jealous of Axel's pretty hair BABY EATER.

R&R! Next is Ansem!