Okay, Okay. I know I /said/ this chapter would be Ansem, but…I've decided to do Larxene because my friend sonicchica would like me too. Not to mention, I have some shit to dish about her. Wuaha!

Disclaimer: Dun own Kingdom Hearts or the Chars and all that.

Saix walked out of the room that's never been, shutting the door that never was behind him. He looked around, reached into the inside of his coat and pulled out a cute plushy of Sephiroth. He cuddled and nuzzled it as he walked down the hall "That's right…no more mean Mysterious Voice " Petpetplushy. Larxene, who just happened to be walking by, arched a brow "…Right…" She now happened upon the door that never was and walked inside the room that's never been. A light came on in the center of the room, falling upon the chair that…um…SHUT UP! . She sits down in it.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

She arched a brow.

Larxene…she dyes her hair.

I do not, you bitch!

…Your roots are showing…

Ah! WHERE! She took out a random mirror from nowhere and began checking.

…Larxen, her bangs aren't really her hair. They're her antennae in disguise.

GASP! What! T-They are not! YOU LIE!

…She's really one of those black bug lookin' heartless. Tsk tsk tsk. Tricking everyone like that. How rude.

…I am not! Why are telling these lies! ?Big teary eyes You're so mean!

I know. Ahem…Larxene, is not a heartless at all. She is an overgrown ant, hence her feelers.

She looked up from feeling her way around a rather large piece of bread with her hair "How'd you know! I mean…Nuh-uh you bitch!" Twitch…twitch twitch.

There was a pause.

Larxene's right feeler twitched.

…Larxene…is in love with Axel(Who wouldn't be! drool)

I…I…o.o;

That's right. She's so speechless with love she…well…can't speak.

Larxene, has to meet Axel in secret or Demyx might kick her worthless ass.

I could beat the freak any day! Brandishes fist

…Which is why you have water burn, right?

YES! Wait…what! What the hell is water burn!

Something only YOU get when Demyx kicks your butt. WATER BURN! In the shape of his fist! Yay!

You're crazy! There was some yelling heard in what seemed like Demyx's voice and a pleading one which sounded a lot like Axel's.

"Please don't!" The door was kicked open and in walked Demyx, glaring at Larxene "You bitch!"

Wha!

Demyx tackled Larxene out of the chair and began his attack!

Meanwhile, Axel and the mysterious voice were having there own conversation.

"So…whatchya doin' later tonight, huh?" Axel grinned.

GigglingWell, I was going to go down to this club later…

"Oh really? Mind if I join?" Grin grin.

Not at all! Oh…excuse me one moment…Ahem….Now you know, Larxene, the bad dye job, over grown ant in disguise, who's in love with Axel girl! Yay!

The voice turned her attention back to Axel How about we go get a few drinks instead

"I'm up for that "

Axel and his date now leave. Wuaha.

Eh, I had a few more I wanted to do but it might not have been appropriate…if you guys' know what I mean . R&R! Dunno who the next one is O.o. Any ideas?