Okay! Here is, upon request from a friend of a friend, Zexion!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts nor the characters and all that jazz.
Zexion, having heard sooo much about this door that never was and the room that's never been, he decided to check it out for himself. It took him a good while to find it though. Once he did, he opened the door and sat down in the chair "This doesn't seem to bad…"
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars.
Zex-
I knew you were there. I could smell your darkness He hisses.
Actually, I just farted.
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Moving on. Zexion, was abused as a young Nobody and used as a Police Dog to sniff out cocaine. Mostly in Saix's booty.
What the hell is cocaine! I wouldn't touch Saix with a fifty foot pole you sicko!Zexion…?
What…!
I just have one question…
Ugh. Go on…
CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE IS COOKIN'!
Zexion glared at the ceiling. Ya know, that was so funny the first TEN THOUSAND TIMES!
HAHAHAHAH! HOOOHAHAHAHA!
Shu-
No wait, I'm not done. HA HA HA HA WUAHAHAHA! HA HA HA!
He waited a moment then spoke. Shu-
No! No! Still not done! HA HA HA HA! HA HA!….
Shut-
HA!
………Shu-
HA!SHUT UP! . This isn't funny!
But it is to me…and the viewers out there. WUAHAHA!Phew, what a laugh. Ahem…Zexion, loves the fact that was Ansem the Wise's first lab rat Yay!
You…you bitch He glared at the ceiling, got off the chair and curled into a fetal position No more shots, no more tubes, no more nasty warming lubes…he began to suck his thumb.
…Now you know, Zexion, the abused Nobody who was once a Police Dog used for sniffing out drugs in Saix's booty, who can't smell what I'm cooking, lab rat boy.