Okay, okay. I know I said I was gunna do Xigbar or Xemnas. Well, Xigbar out voted him but I reaaaally wanna do Ansem from. Sooo…I am! But Xigbar is next, I promise!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the characters…No matter how yummy Riky, Axel, Saix and Xigbar are ;;

Ansem(Who is really Xehanort's heartless ha ha!) had also heard rumors of this supposed room. Unlike poor lab rat Zexion, Ansem didn't have to find the room. Here merely poofed through a portal and he was there! He sat down in the nice lovely chair and crossed one leg over the other.

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars.

…Glare.

Ansem…is a pedophile.

What? That's absurd.

No it's not! You are a pedophile!

And just how am I a pedophile? Arches brow, clearly getting slightly annoyed.

Well…old mens don't got around possessing INSANELY HOT fifteen year old sex bombs without being a pedophile! Points accusingly with a large gloved hand that appeared out of nowhere.

Ansem sweatdropped "Um…"

Moving on. Ahem…Ansem, never really cared about darkness, he always found the light at the end of the tunnel where Axel's fluffy Rainbow Monkeys' play. Why? CAUSE HE MOLESTS THEM…WITH SORA!

… ;; Um..t-that's not true!

Then what's that in your lap!

There's nothing there!

…OMG! Look over there! Riku's naked! .

Ansem looks "Really!"

A rainbow monkey is quickly placed in his lap.

Oh, my bad…but…SEE! THERE IS A RAINBOW MONKEY IN YOUR LAP AND….and…GASP it has…STAINS! She presses a button and lots of people gasping can be heard.

…You just fooled me with promises of a naked Riku so you could put this thing in my lap! Points accusingly.

…I never promised anything, and how could I have gotten down there and back to…where I am… . in such a short amount of time! I'd have to be the Flash to do that! Course, no one knew that she secretly was the Flash! HA HA!

…You're horrible!

Ansem, he loves the light within all hearts!

No I don't! Darkness will consume all and I will be ALL POWERFUL! Has that weird hand spasm thing like in the end of KH1 before you fight him….HAND SPASM!

Eeew…stop your hand spasm! GASP! Ansem…he has Parkinson's…

I…I…He starts balling and poofs out in his pool of Darkness.

Well…now you know Ansem, the Pedophile who molests Axel's Rainbow Monkeys' with Sora. Now…it is time for ME to go molest Axel! WEE!

Heehee. Please R&R. Next is Xigbar then after that Xemnas! Ja ne!