Sorry it's taken so long to update, I know I said I'd do Xigbar next, buuuut I can't. My friend Jessica and I are going to do it together . Sooo, until then, here's Sephiroth .

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom hearts or the characters, nor Final Fantasy and the characters and all that great junk.

Bold: Mysterious Voice…ME! Italics: Victim

The one-winged angel was walking down the hallway, his eyes closed. That's right he's so bad ass he doesn't have to walk with his eyes open. A few seconds later…BAM! He tripped, hitting his forehead on the floor "GAR!" He exclaimed, standing up and holding his poor fore-head. "Stupid floor! I WILL ABSORB YOUR CELLS!" He started to, but then he noticed the door off to his left "….". He decided to walk in. Loe and behold! There was his mother, sitting in the chair "Mother!". He cried, running over to her and hopping her lap. The hologram disappeared, the door slam shut and Sephiroth was now sitting in the chair "Wha-?".

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars

What did you do with Mother, fiend!

Sephiroth, he hates his mother with a passion.

LIES!

Sephiroth, was sexually abused by Hojo.

Sephiroth fidgeted in his chair, covering his arse. I…I was not!

Sephiroth, he only carries that long sword around because he has a small pee-pee.

YOU DARE TALK TO THE GREAT SEPHIROTH LIKE THAT! Fuuuume!

…Arches a brow Shut up --

GASP! YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL ABSORB YOUR CELLS! WUAHAHAHAHA! He tries to, but he just fizzles and his hair frizzes What is this trickery! GAR!

Heheh. This is room is you-proof.

NO ROOM CAN CONTAIN ME! I AM A GOD! He tries to fly, but since he only has one wing he just flies around in circles. Erg...Can't…fly straight! GAR!

Heheheh. Sephiroth, since he was so mentally and physically abused as a child…he never actually hit puberty. In fact, he doesn't have a pee-pee at all!

…That's it…you are SO DEAD when I find you! He pulls out his stupid insanely long sword and pokes himself in the eye. Agh! ;; I hate you all! He ran out of the room crying.

Now you know, Sephiroth, the man who hates his mother, was sexually abused by Hojo, who carries around a big sword to make up for his non-existant small pee-pee who never hit puberty…man. Wait…then how is he a man? o.o

R&R!