Okay! Jessica still isn't back yet, so no Xigbar. BUT here is…er…mutter eni meeny miny moe...HA! Cloud!

Bold: Mysterious Voice

Italics: Vitctim.

Disclaimer: I dun own any of the Final Fantasy games, Kingdom Hearts, or the characters.

Poor Sephiroth was so distraught he went and crawled into a hole. Meanwhile, Cloud passed this hole. "…What are you doing in there?" asked Cloud. Sephiroth didn't respond, he just…sucked his thumb. Cloud shook his head and came upon the door. "…Let's see what beat Sephiroth", he muttered to himself as he pushed open the door and saw Aeries in the chari. "….." he ran over to sit on her lap, much like Sephy-kun had done with his mommah, but she too disappeared and Cloud was left in the chair. Aw.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars

Glare.

Cloud, he didn't really love that bitch…what's-her-face, he just used her.

What would I use her for!

Well…you ARE a guy and she IS a fairly-pretty girl…

I would never! That's horrible!

I'm sure….Ahem. Cloud, stole Sephy's wing.

I did not! He's got his own! Besides, mine's a bat wing! Floofs it out. See!

…Well Sephy had two! One angel and one bat! So there! You took his wing! THIEF!

I took nothing from him!

'Cept his mommah! GASP! OMG! SEPHIROTH! CLOUD KILLED YOUR MOM!

What! No I didn't! O.O . He looked scared now.

Sephiroth burst through the door. "YOU BIOotchkagho" Fizz.

Cloud eeked but then stopped as Sephiroth fizzed. What the hell? O.o

Aaaw dammit! She hissed, pressing the button on the control furiously. That cost good munny! Er.. I mean….um…Cloud, also stole Vincent's cape while he was sleeping in his coffin.

He gave it to me…

Yeah…right. That's why he's been running around outside frantically searching for his cape?

You liar…

Here…see for yourself. A screen rolls out in front of Cloud and movie comes on…a very poorly made movie. The background was drawn with crayons and looked to be color by a three year old, and a poorly made puppet of Vincent came on the screen. "Oh no…where is my cape? I cannot fly with...ou…what's that word? It's smudged…Oh! Without it! . …I hope he didn't hear that…". "We're still rolling". Came another voice. "Oh shit! O.O". One of the puppet Vincent's eye popped out then the screen rolled back up.

That's clearly genuine proof!

…You…you expect me to believe that?

…Yes?

…You're insane.

Why thank you!

Cloud, he really wears a wig.

…No I don't! This is MY hair He tugs on it…and the wig falls off, revealing his balding self with random stray hairs. …NOOO! He now ran out of the room…crying.

Heheh. Now you know Cloud, who really used that infuriating cheerful woman, who stole Sephy's OTHER wing, who also stole Vincent's cape, balding man.

Cloud's sobs could still be heard.

WUAHAHA!

R&R! Ja ne!