Okay, I know he wasn't in KH…But I'm doing him anyways…just for the hell of it. Also, credit goes to Jess for helping with this chappy. Also Jessica and I have nothing against gays, satanists, illegal aliens and so forth .

Bold: Mysterious Voice

Italics: Victim.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, it's characters, any Final Fantasy or their characters.

Vincent sweatdropped at seeing a disgruntled Cloud emerge from this door. "Hm…". He walked inside and sat down in the chair.

Know your stars, Know Your-holy shit o.o

What? O.o

…Vincent Valentine. What are you doing here! I was scheduled for Xigbar!

Oh…er…he's incapacitated at the moment. Xigbar was actually stuffed in a closet somewhere down the hall. Ahem…

Right then…Anyways, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…

Smilesmile.

Vincent, apparently he was inappropriate for Kingdom Hearts.

Ya think so? O.o

Well, yeah! I mean, c'mon, you're cool as hell! Why else do you think they put /Aries/ in it and not you?

Yeah…I guess.

Well what could be considered 'inappropriate'..? o.O;;

Your limits, your attacks... C'mon, 'Satan Slam'? Everyone knows that even though Disney allows all the gays and the illegal aliens and whatever else, they don't allow satanists..!

But I'm not satanic.. sweatdrop

Then change your attack names!

But-

Nope! Do it and maybe they'll let you in! Oh…you need to take your cape back from Cloud, I think he stole it from you…

I was wondering why it was bit drafty…

Well, anyways, that's all the time we have for tonight! So, now you Know, Vincent Valentine, the one who just didn't quite make it, but he's still pretty anyways! She gives him a sucker.

But they don't know any-oooh! A sucker! He takes it and wanders off.