Okay! Here is the long awaited chapter for XIGBAR! Yaaay! Some props go to Jessica for help on this one .
Discalimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the characters and all that jazz.
Bold: Myserious Voice
Italics: Victim
Xigbar was walking along, being all…Xigbarish when he came across the oh so troublesome door. "hm…" He stepped inside and sat down in the chair.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars
… Arches a brow.
Xigbar, he talks like a sufer dude to make himself seem like a young boy, though this does nothing for his age spots.
Glare.
Xigbar, that eye patch is just for show.
LIES! Points accusingly.
He didn't really lose that eye, he just wants
to be cool...like Axel...cause Axel's so cool and pretty and Xigbar isn't! >
Why don't you come down here and say that to my face!
I'd rather not…your age might infect my smexyness…
…rrrrgh, you're just scared cause you know I'll whoop you!
…I'm sure…Xigbar, he uses those long range weapons because he sucks at close range combat.
How do you know that!
Well…Sora wouldn't have had to fight you FIFTEEN TIMES if you didn't have your stupid weapons. How do I know this? Because I'm smart and you're OLD! See, since you're so old you wouldn't have been able to move very fast and Sora would've whooped you easy. But since you're A PAIN IN THE ASS you had to be all stupid and use those damn weapons! I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME DAMMIT!
He sweatdropped and slowly edged towards the door.
A big flyswatter came out of nowhere and swatted him. WHERE ARE YOU GOING! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU! Fume.
Xigbar eeked and climbed through the holes in the over grown flyswatter and ran out the door.
ARG! YOU COME BACK HERE NOW! She now pushed lots of buttons and made missils and those stupid purple bullets shoot at Xigbar while he ran down the hall. How do you like that! HUH! NOT SO FUN IS IT! GAR! DIE! Pushpushpush.
The end . R&R! Ja ne!