All right…to StarXIII…the comment about the fifteen times fighting Xigbar was just put in there for humor. I beat him the first time I tried on my friend's game, thank you very much. That was the first time I've EVER played the game. I haven't played it since because my PS2 sucks much ass and I have to get a new one. Also, I don't own the game yet. So, I don't think I'm stupid. Thanks Oh. I'm not meaning to be mean, I'm just stating the fact and what not so please don't take it that way. I loves you all! Anyways, this chapter is Xaldin because I hate him and he looks like a monkey.

Bold: Mysterious Voice

Italics: Victim

Xaldin, having seen Xigbar run out of the door, arched a brow and walked in, sitting down in the chair.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.

…What be this trickery of the ears?!

AAAH! MONKEY! Points.

Where?! Looks around.

Oh…nevermind…that's just Xaldin.

I do NOT look like a Monkey!

Yes you do! MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!

NOT A MONKEY! MONKEY!!!! Rrrgh…

Xaldin, he's not really a Monkey, those sideburns are fake. He just wears them to look all manly because he attacks people with pointy wooden sticks.

They're called LANCES!

Lance Bass?! WHERE?! TELL ME WHERE HE IS SO THAT I CAN YELL AT HIM FOR PLAYING SEPHIROTH'S VOICE IN THE FIRST GAME!

Sweatdrop. Um…

…Xaldin, your side burns are falling off…

What?! OMG! Takes out his super stick glue and sticks them back on.

…Right.

You didn't see anything… Waves hands in front of him.(Yay Madagascar!)

…Xaldin, he's jealous of Axel's manliness because he has spikey wheels and all Xaldin has are pointy wooden sticks.

I am NOT jealous of Axel!

But you do fight with pointy wooden sticks…

They're LANCES not pointy sticks and they're not wooden either! They're made of a special kind of metal just for me!

…GASP! A special kind of metal?! OMG! YOU'RE A WEREWOLF!

I am not!

If they were made out a special kind of metal then that MUST mean they're not silver and we ALL know that silver kills werewolves! YOU'RE A WEREWOLF!

…N-no!

At this point, Saix stomped in holding up a dead baby. "So you're the one who's been eating my babies!" He shouted. "YOU SHALL DIE!"

Xaldin eeped and ran away, right out the door.

"GET BACK HERE!" Shouted Saix as he ran after Xaldin.

The Mysterious Voice sweatdropped Oh dear…well…um…now you know Xaldin the Monkey/Werewolf man!

R&R! Ja ne!(oh, for the person who asked it means like…good bye or some shit like that).