Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Been in the hospital and I got into a car accident. I'm okay though! Here's Yuffie!
Disclaimer: I dun own Kingdom Hearts or the charas or any FF's or their charas and all that jazz.
Bold: MV(ME! )
Italics: Victim
Yuffie, seeing Xigbar woosh past her and knock her over cause she's stupid, wondered why and what he was running from. "Hm". Now SHE walked through the door that never was and into the room that's never been and the chair…that…is just a chair!
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.
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Yuffie…EEEEW! You're so FAT!
…Wha? I am a size negative five!
What? Puts on glasses Aah…ANOREXIC!
Yuffie, after throwing up over the side of the chair, looked up. Am not!
Yuffie, liked Vincent soooo much and was soooo sad that he didn't like her because he's obsessed with Lucrecia decided that to make him like her she'd be SKINNY!
Yuffie...was still throwing up.
MV growled I'm trying to ruin you over here…
Yuffie's still throwing up.
Aw, Vincent…are those flowers for me?
WHAT! VINCENT IS MINE!
You're like…fifteen…and he's, what…a bajillion?
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!
Yes, and it appears to be in my favor
BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU! Just like I killed Lucrecia!
GASP! YOU killed Lucrecia? Highly doubtful. Didn't she die /before/ you were born?
I killed her with my psycho anorexia mental mind powers from inside the WOMB!
Psycho? Definatly…Yuffie…is a sucky ninja.
I am not! I am the numba won ninja!
….Ninja are calm /and/ quiet, and defiantly not anorexic. All you have done is freak out, yell, make loud noises and throw up.
Yuffie threw up...again.
…Now you- ugh, I'm not even gunna bother… walks off and lets Yuffie throw up some more.
Please R&R. Sorry if this one's not quite as funny. I was in a rush. Got a doc. appointment to go to . Next Victim...I dun really know yet. Throw some ideas out there!