Chapter 2: The Super Duper Raging Apple Tree

So our heroes, Ham, Mr. Cape, Mr. Right, Mrs. Left, and Kapp left Peach's Castle and walked into the middle of the street and then stopped.

"Where should we go first, Ham?" Kapp asked excitingly.

"I dunno." Ham answered.

"Maybe we should go to Dairy Queen." Cape suggested.

"How the freak is that gonna help us get Mario's teeth?" Mr. Right asked like Cape was an idiot.

"Well, ice cream is good and maybe we can offer it to the monkeys as an exchange for Mario's teeth." Cape responded.

"That is the STUPIDEST idea I've ever heard!" Mrs. Left yelled. "But I do love ice cream so let's go!"

But right before they got off the street a mushroom car sped down the road one hundred mph.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Mr. Right screamed as he jumped up and down.

But right before it hit them an apple tree popped up in front of them and the car hit it and went kaboom.

"Well that is just the darndest thing I've ever seen." Cape said in awe.

But then the tree turned around and it had a face. It smiled an evil grin.

"Hey mister tree, thanks for pooping up in front of the car. Sorry I mean popping. Capetalk is my first language." Cape said.

"I'm gonna eat chu, foo!" The tree screamed.

"Eat me and I'll give you a smack in the face!" Mrs. Left said angrily.

"My name is Plapple C. Treeburger. If you don't want me to eat you like da foo you is, you gotta break dance for ya life!" The apple tree screamed.

"We are just inanimate objects. We can't break dance!" Ham screamed.

"You can combine to form a body!" Plapple explained.

"Yeah let's try it!" Kapp said enthusiastically.

So they started to form a body. Ham was the face and the body. Kapp jumped on top of Ham and was the hat. Cape tied himself to Ham and was the cape. Mr. Right used his teeth to bite into the stick part of Ham which was the body and he created legs. He jumped on the right one and was the right shoe. Mrs. Left jumped on the left and was the left shoe. Cape used himself to create arms on Ham's stick body.

This was the break dancing body so they started break dancing. When they finished Plapple spoke. "Oh yeah this is a dance off. I'm gonna dance too."

So Plapple popped out of the ground and grew branches for arms and roots for legs. He started break dancing real good. When he finished he said "You got served!"

"It ain't over till the fat lady sings! And by fat lady I mean yo mama!" Ham insulted.

"Oh no you didn't!" Plapple said angrily. "You betta not be talkin' bout my mama!"

"Oh yeah I did!" Ham screamed back.

"I don't know Ham maybe you shouldn't have insulted his mom like that." Kapp said frighteningly.

"Maybe you're right but I think you're… DEAD WRONG!" Ham said like he was all that.

"Let's hurry up and finish this. I want some ice cream from Dairy Queen." Mrs. Left said impatiently.

"We will have one more round of break dancing, Ham, and I will serve it to you!" Plapple said. "I go first here."

Plapple started break dancing like Mr. T with ants in his pants and ice in his shirt. Everyone except Ham and Plapple were in awe.

"That is some awesome break dancing!" Cape admired.

"It's not that good." Ham said.

"Do I hear a pinch of jealousy in your voice, Ham?" Mr. Right asked.

"If you don't shut up I'll give you a pinch!" Ham yelled angrily.

Plapple finally finished his last turn and said "Let's see ya beat dat, foo!"

"Watch and try to learn, apple tree. But you can't learn cuz nobody can copy these awesome moves of mine!" Ham told Plapple.

So the heroes break danced really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, good.

"How ya like them apples?" Ham bragged to Plapple.

"That was ironic." Mrs. Left said.

"Okay, okay Ham, you win the dance off." Plapple admitted. "I won't eat you."

Kapp jumped off of Ham in joy while the others separated. Ham's body went back to normal. Kapp accidentally jumped onto Plapple's head.

"Oops." Kapp said innocently.

"What happened?" Plapple asked. "Last thing I remember is getting ready to eat you guys. Oh yeah! Something must have hit me in the head and knocked me out. So now I'm gonna eat you guys."

"KAPP!" Everyone except Kapp and Plapple screamed angrily.

"Sorry. It's not my fault." He said.

"Yes it is!" Cape said as he tackled Kapp and proceeded to strangle him.

"Can't… breathe." Kapp said as he struggled against Cape who was smothering him.

"I'm still gonna eat you guys so strangling him isn't gonna do any good." Plapple said.

"He's right ya know." Mrs. Left said. But Cape still didn';t stop strangling Kapp.

"So are you guys ready to be eaten?" Plapple asked.

"I've… got… an… idea." Kapp said.

"Let him go, Cape! He's got an idea that will get us out of this!" Ham screamed.

"Fine, fine." Cape said as he got up.

"Okay. My plan is this. Hey Mr. Plapple apple tree thingy, can I have one final wish before you eat me?"

"Yeah sure." Plapple said.

"My final wish is… that you don't eat any of us except Cape. I don't like Cape. You can eat him."

"I'm accepting any wish in my power except that one." Plapple said. "After all I am a magic apple tree."

"Well I tried." Kapp said backing up.

"Well I have one." Ham said heroically. "Can I have an apple gun that can shoot an infinite amount of apples as it keeps making them?"

"Sure." Plapple said.

It appeared on the ground in front of Ham. Ham picked it up with his teeth and signaled Kapp to come over there and operate it. Kapp did that and he fired at Plapple.

"Hey! That wasn't supposed to happen!" Plapple screamed angrily as he got pummeled with apples. He finally sank into the ground and the apple gun disappeared.

Aw man." Kapp said sadly. "Now I can't shoot Mr. Cape with it. This sucks."

"Well let's go to Dairy Queen!" Mrs. Left screamed as she hopped away. They all followed her and hopped away to Dairy Queen and got some ice cream. Except for Kapp he got a hot dog.

End of chapter.

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