Chapter 4: Super Ultra Monkey Team Hyper Fart Go!

Our heroes were inside Dairy Queen eating ice cream when five monkeys walked into the door.

"We are the Super Ultra Monkey Team Hyper Fart Go!" The leader said. "I am Supa, the leader."

"I am Ulta, the second in command."

"I am Monka, tied with the others that aren't Supa or Dupa for third in command."

"I am Hypa, same position as Monka."

"I am Fart, same as Hypa and Monka."

"Now," Supa began, "We here that some fools have some of Mario's teeth. We want them back. Where are those fools?"

"Right here!" Ham screamed as he jumped up from the table. The other heroes jumped up too.

"So you are the famed equipment of Mario?" Ulta asked. "Pathetic."

"I'll show you pathetic when I smack you in the face!" Ham said angrily.

"Let's not start any thing, Ham." Mr. Right suggested.

"Well nothing will get started if you hand over the teeth!" Supa demanded again.

"Never!" Ham screamed.

"Then… we will stick our ultimate weapon on you! Go Fart!" Supa commanded.

"What is that little runt gonna do?" Mr. Cape insulted.

Fart turned around and let out an atomic fart which exploded destroying the Dairy Queen and knocked everyone except the monkeys who put gas masks on out.

"Now let's take the teeth and get outta here!" Monka said as he approached Ham the leader. But Ham smacked him in the face. "What? How is he still conscious?"

"He's holding his breath!" Hypa noticed.

Ham smacked him in the face too.

"Stupid hammer!" Monka screamed as he threw a coconut at Ham which made him breathe and knocked him out. "That's right! Go down and stay down!"

So the monkeys were about to take the teeth from Ham's pocket when a gust of wind blew the entire fart away. The heroes rose up.

"What!" Mrs. Left screamed. "You blew up Dairy Queen! How dare you! I'm going to destroy you all!"

Mrs. Left charged and started kicking all the monkeys she knocked them all out.

"Good job, Mrs. Left! Now we can take the teeth that belong to Mario that they have!" Mr. Right complimented.

"Not so fast! I'm not knocked out yet!" One of the monkeys screamed.

"Hey! That's the leader! What was his name? Dupa? Kupa? Rupa? Monstrupa? Samuel L. Jacksupa?" Cape guessed.

"No you idiot! It's Supa! Now hand over the teeth of Mario that you have!" Supa screamed.

"NO! YOU HAND OVER YOURS!" Mrs. Left commanded.

"If you don't hand over your teeth of Mario, then I shall take them from you! With Monkey-Fu!" Supa yelled as he got into a martial arts pose. "Time to die!"

Supa charged at Mrs. Left but Ham jumped in the way and he was smacked in the face and knocked out.

"Now we take their teeth." Ham said with a smirk.

"Yeah! Go team!" Kapp screamed as he jumped up and down.

"Shut up." Mr. Cape said as he hopped over and grabbed the Mario teeth Supa had. "Now let's go."

"But shouldn't we rebuild this Dairy Queen?" Mrs. Left asked.

"I said let's go!" Cape said angrily.

"NO! WE REBUILD DAIRY QUEEN OR I'M GONNA STICK TOOTHPICKS UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS AND THEN SET THE TOOTHPICKS ON FIRE!" Mrs. Left threatened.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Help me mommy!" Cape screamed as he hopped around.

Then with the speed that can only happen in cartoons the Mario Equipment Squad rebuilt Dairy Queen in the blink of the eye.

"Free ice cream for all!" Mrs. Left yelled as she threw ice cream and other Dairy Queen products to everyone there, except the monkeys. She threw them in the dumpster.

So they hopped in their car that they stole from Wario and drove off.