In the Shadows
The Great Swordsman roared up, quickly approaching his victims in the distance. Mia and Jenna were having a picnic ahead of him in the grass, or what was left of it now that he had torn it up with his Audi.
Getting out of his powerful car he took in hand his powerful sword and hollered to them. "YOU. MUDFIGHT. Now."
With mindcontrolling waves from his mind he made them jump into a puddle of mud and mindlessly claw at each other. He picked up a food or what looked to be some scum of Weyardian food and took a bite. Only to spit it out.
"Horrible! Die now for your insolence!"
He crackled with black energy and it expanded and exploded to engulf and burn them to crisps. Then, the jumped into his Audi, hit the gas and reversed out of there. From now on he would drive in reverse, because he never wanted to repeat any actions of such a horrible event as seeing those gay girls fight.
There.