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"REN! Open up! Presentations are today! Hurry up, you look fine with all that make up on," Hao groaned leaning against the doorframe of the bathroom in Ren's room, He heard a bang, then a grumble,
"Oww…yeah, yeah Hao. I'll be out in a minute. You don't want me to poke an eye out do you?" Ren called from the bathroom,
"If that'll get us out of our presentation then yes," Hao said,
"Don't tell me the Great Asakura Hao's got stage freight," Ren said mockingly, Hao couldn't see the Tao's face but he knew there was a giant smirk on it,
"Shut up Tao and hurry up or I'll hang your thongs on the flag pole," Hao said,
"I don't have any thongs," Ren said,
"Then what's this…" Hao asked picking up something that resembled a thong,
"An old jock strap," Ren said, Hao immediately dropped the jockstrap and started shaking, Ren came out and blinked at the Asakura,
"You touched it didn't you?" Ren asked, Hao gave Ren a small nod, "Well then, I'll tell Marco that you got a cold so we can skip the goddamn presentation," Ren said, "I mean, you do look sick…now," Ren smirked,
"This should work out well actually…anyways, I'm going to go to class, stay in bed and look sick," Ren said and left, Hao got into his bed on his side of the room, they shared a dorm room. So a lot of the time Hao would comfort Ren when he wasn't busy with Myles and Yoh that is.
Ren went into the gym and sat down on his number,
"Tao, where is Asakura?" Marco asked,
"He's sick in bed Marco-sensei, he told me that he was too weak to get out of bed,"
"Well then, since Asakura Hao is sick…" Marco started, Ren bit his tongue to stop his grin, he didn't have to present, "You can do it with Usui."
"NANI?" Both boys said in unison,
"I am NOT doing it with him!" Ren yelled pointing a finger at Horo,
"Yeah? Well like I wanna do it with you!"
"Both of you shut it!" Marco hissed, both boys closed their mouths, "Now, you will present together, unless you both want to fail,"
"Fine," Ren said pouting
"Alright, alright," Horo said miserably
Both boys got in front of the class, "But we don't have a routine!" Horo whined, he decided to give it one last shot,
"Well then wing it! Just pretend you're in a real match,"
Horo took out his ikupasi and did Oversoul (A/N: I'm no good at fight scenes) He turned it into a blade and charged at Ren. He didn't move a muscle, Horo thought that he would get out of the way but Ren didn't. Horo stopped his attack,
"Ohh look at me! I'm Ren, a goddamn emo! Ohh kill me Horo, kill me! End my pain," Horo mocked, the whole class started cracking up,
"You know what," Ren yelled, "Fuck this, fuck you, fuck you all!" He ran out of the gym tears threatening to fall, he ran to his dorm room and jumped right into Hao's bed where the Asakura was soundly sleeping.
Hao woke up after feeling the extra weight on top of him, "Ren? Whats wrong?" Hao asked stroking his purple hair; Ren didn't say a word, "Come on Ren, talk to me," Hao said softly,
"I hate Horohoro," Ren said, his voice muffled from the poncho,
"Don't worry, he won't hurt you anymore, I promise you that," Hao cooed, Ren pulled away,
"You can't keep a promise like that, you're not always gonna be there,"
"I'll try," Hao said smiling gently,
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"Horokeu Usui! Are you fucking serious?" Jacob yelled,
"Shut up asswipe! And yes I'm serious, anyways, haven't you seen that girl? She's hott," Horo said,
"Man, Tao is no pussy, he may act like it but that kid is strong, what if he finds out?"
"He won't" Henry said lighting his cigarette,
"Yeah, anyways, now that you know, you're either in, or your out, and if you're out that means one thing," Horo lowered his voice for emphasis, "Death," he hissed sticking his cigarette in the ashtray,
Jacob knew Horo was one hundred percent serious, he knew that if he were out, they would actually kill him. And Jacob had no one; he was no better then some goddamn hermit. He had no family, no one cared about him but the gang, and if he was out, the gang wouldn't love him
"So you in?" Pete asked,
Jacob nodded, "Yeah I'm in,"
"Tao Jun is ours for the taking," Horo said, an evil smirk grew on his face,
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Flashback"Lyserg, you're smart right?" Horo asked happily, Lyserg raised an eyebrow,
"Yes," he said
"Then why does it hurt more getting it up the ass then it does in the vagin-a?" Horo asked,
"Horo, I'm 12 years old. Do you really think I know?" Lyserg asked
"Well you should," Ren said backing Horo up, "I mean, seriously, you know like everything,"
"Okay fine, it hurts more getting it up the ass, as you so bluntly put it because the asshole is smaller or something I don't know!" Ren and Horo both laughed their heads off
"Oh man!" Horo yelled,
"Lyserg" Ren chimed
"What?" Lyserg cringed
"Why do dogs lift a leg to pee?" Horo asked
"I don't know!" Lyserg yelled,
"Come on, you know," Ren urged,
"Fine, they lift a leg to pee so they don't pee on their legs."
"Lyserg," Both boys said in a sing song voice,
"WHAT?" Lyserg screamed,
"Why are you so mad?" Horo asked
"Because you two are so goddamn annoying with you're stupid questions!" He screamed,
"Wow…his face is red," Ren said poking Lyserg's cheek,
"Yeah I know…wow…Lyserg you need anger management," Horo said,
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Anyways, that's the story so far. Anything with HaoRen is alllllll for Vixx because she R&R's a lot of my stories even though they're HoroRen XDD
- xImperfectlyX
