More boring history class.
I am going to put a random thought of the day on each chapter now, okay?
Here's today's: sometimes I wish I were a boy just so I could cross-dress.
HJefferson: Kitten, are you there?
JoJefferson: Auto-Reply: I am not here right now, but I will be back asap. If it's urgent, call my cell. If not, leave a message here.
HJefferson: I guess not. Well. I just called you at the office, and they said you're stage-managing.
HJefferson: you mother says that the unwed mothers in Harlem need your legal help too.
HJefferson: Anyhow, calls Daisy for our itinerary, or Alfred at Palm Ridge. We'll be at the spa over New Years.
HJefferson: Unless the senator changes his mind.
HJefferson: Oh, yes kitten. Mummy's confirmation hearings are on the 10th. We'll need you – alone – by the 6th.
HJefferson: she's already nervous.
HJefferson: ad, please, kitten. No Doc Martens this time. And wear a dress.
HJefferson: have a merry Christmas!
HJefferson: oh your mother wants to say something.
HJefferson: I am NOT nervous. I just wanted to remind you to wear a bra. Happy holidays!
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ActualReality: hey there again!
CameraMan: Collins! Where you been?
ActualyReality: tell you in a bit. Get rog-man in here.
CameraMan: got it.
CameraMan: just a sec
- WellHungarian has joined the chat –
WellHungarian: what?
ActualReality: Guess who!
WellHungarian: hi.
ActualReality: after 7 months!
WellHungarian: srry…
ActualReality: you could use some Stoli, boy!
CameraMan: haha.
ActualReality: and I come bearing food.
CameraMan: how did you afford that?
WellHungarian: yess!
WellHungarian: what'd u bring?
ActualReality: NOW he gets excited.
CameraMan: of course.
ActualReality: I brought… Bustelo, Marlboro, bananas, Cap'n Crunch….
WellHungarian: my fave.
ActualReality: and firewood for our stove.
CameraMan: wow… santa much?
ActualReality: oh, yea, hey. There's someone I want you to meet.
CameraMan: who?
- SweetLittleAngel had joined the chat –
ActualReality: Meet Angel Dumott-Shunard!
SweetLittleAngel: Hi, boys!
WellHungarian: who are you?
ActualReality: I got mugged, and she helped me out.
ActualReality: she's the reason I can afford your food, so be nice.
ActualReality: and her street drumming's not bad either ;)
CameraMan: you earned all this $$ on the street?
SweetLittleAngel: I got lucky on Ave A today. A lady in a limo drove by me, and asked me to drum until a dog named Evita stopped barking… permanently. I got $1,000 off of it, so I felt like spreading it around. Today 4 u, tomorrow 4 me.
WellHungarian: Then how'd you meet Collins?
SweetLittleAngel: I got back onto Ave A, and I heard him coughing. I couldn't just leave him there, so I patched him up. Then he brought me here to meet you!
CameraMan: sweet!
WellHungarian: grr! Benny's IMing me again.
ActualReality: put him in here.
- BenCoffIII has joined the chat –
BenCoffIII: all these stupid lazy-ass bums keep trying to steal my stuff!
CameraMan: maybe if you treated them like people they would stop.
CameraMan: that attitude towards the homeless is what maureen's protesting, after all.
BenCoffIII: Maureen is protesting about looking her stage… not me personally.
WellHungarian: what happened to you, man? You used to have morals and ideas, and now…
BenCoffIII: now I have money and I can do whatever I want with that lot next door.
ActualReality: now wont that make a homeless person's Xmas? Evicting them? Happy b-day, Jesus.
BenCoffIII: I'm still waiting for the rent!
WellHungarian: you're wasting you time
CameraMan: we're broke!
CameraMan: And you broke your word – this is absurd.
BenCoffIII: there is one way you won't have to pay
WellHungarian: I knew it.
BenCoffIII: I'm gonna build a CyberArts studio next door. You all can stay there for free… for a favor, actually.
WellHungarian: what?
BennCoffIII: uhmm… stop the protest.
CameraMan: why don't you get the cops to do that?
BenCoffIII: I did; they're on standby. But my investor would rather I do this quietly.
WellHungarian: you cant quietly wipe out an entire tent city!
BenCoffIII: you still want to produce films and write songs? Here's the place! It was your dream… give it a chance!
BenCoffIII: you'll see… it'll be great.
BenCoffIII: remember… cancel the protest or pack.
- BenCoffIII had logged off –
SweetLittleAngel: he could use some prozac.
WellHungarian: or heavy drugs. Lol.
CameraMan: or group hugs…
ActualReality: oh, yea. I forgot. We have a chatroom to go to? Wanna come?
SweetLittleAngel: Life Support is for people coping with life. You don't have to stay too long.
CameraMan: first I gotta save the protest.
ActualReality: so you're not gonna stop it?
CameraMan: no.
SweetLittleAngel: Roger?
WellHungarian: I'm not much company.
CameraMan: -kicks roger- ROGER!
SweetLittleAngel: it's okay, he'll catch up later.
SweetLittleAngel: you'll see, boys.
WellHungarian: just leave me alone, okay, boys?
ActualReality: I like boys
CameraMan: we know.
SweetLittleAngel: Boys like me?
ActualReality: we'll see ;)
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WellHungarian: in your jewish words… oy.
CameraMan: Collins and Angel? I know.
Heh. Sorry bout that last bit with Mark and Roger… it just always seemed awkward to me for them not to comment on it. So I made them comment on it. I know it wasn't in the play, but hey. Artistic license and all that.