Okay. I just want to put this 'out there' :
I really don't like this fic. I only wrote it because I was bored, and my friend wanted me to post it. So, I posted the first chapter and I was going to take it down, but then my dad called me to dinner. When I came back, I had at least 5 reviews that said 'I love it!' I got more and more like it, so I wrote more. More people liked it, so I wrote more. By now, I still don't like the story too much, but it's fun to write, and I am only writing it for you.
Thank you.
Hola is my baby, go read it.
CamraMan: Hello? Joanne?
JoJefferson: …hi?
JoJefferson: Mark?
CameraMan: yea. Hi.
JoJefferson: Maureen sent you?
CameraMan: well… yea.
JoJefferson: I told her not to call you…
JoJefferson: srry.
CameraMan: that's Maureen for ya… but can I help anyway?
JoJefferson: I, umm… I hired an engineer.
CameraMan: Okay… well. Nice to have met you.
JoJefferson: wait!
CameraMan: …
JoJefferson: she's three hours late…
JoJefferson: help?
CameraMan: Okay. What seems to be the prob?
JoJefferson: the samples won't delay
JoJefferson: but the cable…
CameraMan: there's another way.
- CameraMan has invited you to an audio chat –
CameraMan: say something into the mic
CameraMan: anything.
Test, one, two, three!
Anything but that…
- Audio chat has ended –
JoJefferson: this is weird
CamreaMan: it's weird.
JoJefferson: Very weird
CameraMan: Fukin' weird.
JoJefferson: I'm so mad I don't know what to do.
JoJefferson: Maureen is the only one who could put me in this situation. I'm here fighting with mics, freezing, PLUS, I'm stuck with you.
CameraMan: Are you going insane with a fire in your brain and feeling just a tad suicidal?
JoJefferson: now that you mention it…
CameraMan: I've been through this.
CameraMan: I call it the Tango: Maureen.
JoJefferson: the Tango: Maureen?
CameraMan: yup.
JoJefferson: oh, boy.
CameraMan: It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
JoJefferson: what?
CameraMan: She keeps you dangling and waiting for her
JoJefferson: No she doesn't!
CameraMan: She's mangling your heart.
JoJefferson: It's different with me.
CameraMan: and you toss and turn kuz her eyes draw you in, she turns you around, and you still rebound.
CameraMan: right?
JoJefferson: I think I know what you mean…
CameraMan: the Tango: Maureen.
CameraMan: has she ever pouted her lips and called you 'pookie' ?
JoJefferson: never.
CameraMan: Did you ever doubt a kiss or two?
JoJefferson: this is kind of spooky.
JoJefferson: did you ever swoon when she walked in the door
CameraMan: every time! Be careful about that…
JoJefferson: did she flirt with the other boys?
CameraMan: more than that!
JoJefferson: I feel sick.
JoJefferson: she cheated?
CameraMan: she cheated.
JoJefferson: Maureen cheated?
CameraMan: Fuckin' cheated.
JoJefferson: I give UP!
CameraMan: keep looking on the bright side…
JoJefferson: I'd fall for her no matter what.
CameraMan: True. I think everyone would.
JoJefferson: She's hard not to fall for.
CameraMan: but it's a "might as well" thing
JoJefferson: You keep dancing her tango to hell.
CameraMan: At least you'll have tangoed at all.
JoJefferson: She always forces you to dance 'till she's done with you
CameraMan: you pretend not to, but you know her attn isn't on you
JoJefferson: you still can't leave her
CameraMan: the end will come eventually
JoJefferson: I still gotta turn a blind eye and pretend she's all mine
CameraMan: why do we love when she's mean?
JoJefferson: And she can be so obscene
JoJefferson: something just clicked and clunked into place.
CameraMan: try the mic
- JoJefferson has invited you to an audio chat –
My Maureen… reen… reen…
Patched!
Thanks.
- Audio Chat has ended –
JoJefferson: Maureen just logged on
CameraMan: get her in this chat
- DivaWithAStage has joined the chat –
JoJefferson: Hi, honey
DivaWithAStage: Pookie! Heyy! How's the stage working?
JoJefferson: Pookie? You never call me…
DivaWithAStage: …?
JoJefferson: forget it. We're patched.
DivaWithAStage: yay! Thanks a bunch, pookie! muah!
- DivaWithAStage has logged off –
CameraMan: Pookie.
JoJefferson: Shut up.
CameraMan: the Tango: Maureen…
- CameraMan has logged off –
Okay, sorry for the shortness, and I know Life Support should have been in this one, but it's not. That's because I need your guys' help. I need SNs for Steve, Gordon, Ali, Pam, Sue, and Paul. Help?