Hello everyone. Or one person. I would like to thank you for keeping up with my sotry. Cuz I know ur the only one doing it. Da marshmallow. And now onto the story hopefully better than last.

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Link had a half-an-hour to get to the front gates. He sighed wondering where he could get a weapon. That wasn't as half-assed as a soldier's sword. "God, the Hylians make crappy swords." Then after aimless wandering found himself in front of the town temple. "Huh, I wonder if I should pray before battle." He wanders inside and head up to the altar, and begins to pray. "Oh goddesses, Din, Nayru, and Farore, grant me a safe journey so that I may finally become something in my fathers eyes. I shall be you humble servant if you will grant me some sort of power." He remained motionless for quite sometime praying.

Ominous voice "Link…we…grant…your…prayer…with…this…" A door opened behind the altar. A light poured from the entrance that he could not see past. A figure slowly walked forward wielding a weapon in her left hand. She closed the door behind her. And after a moment he took a look at her. He really looked at her. 'Small body, not petite, carrying a kick ass sword, really nice eyes, sea foam green, beautiful, if unnatural green hair, a kick ass sword, a non-too revealing dress, kick ass sword, and wow she had a nice body, but that is one KICK ASS SWORD.' "Link it is not suitable for a hero to be thinking such things of one of the goddesses." His mouth dropped.

"YOU, are one of the goddesses?"

"Yes link and I am answering your prayer. I will bequeath unto you one of the three weapons of legend. I grant you the Sword of Courage. As long as the sword is wielded for a noble cause then you can not lose blood."

"Thank you…. Um which one are you?"

"I am Farore, Goddess of Life."

"Thank you Farore, Goddess of Life." But he was talking to thin air. He noticed a sword strapped over his right shoulder. (A/N links a leftie) He turned on his heal and left. Thanking the Goddesses.

Oh shit! I have to get to the front gate!" He rushed off in a mad dash to get to the front gate. "Shit I so want a horse." As he neared the front gate it was getting dark. "Shit! The gate will be up in a minute!" He increased his pace. He saw the drawbridge at the end of the causeway and sighed in relief it hadn't gone up yet. But just as that sigh escaped his lips the drawbridge began to go up. "SHIT!" He ran as fast as he could to the raising drawbridge and as the drawbridge was rising he ran up it and jumped off the end to tumble into the grass below. "Oh goddesses I made it."

The mysterious man in cloths was waiting for him on a horse with one tied behind him. "And I though I was going to get to leave without you. Get on. We need to get moving."

"Can I at least know your name so I don't have to call you clothy boy?"

The man shivers. "Don't say that. Ever! And yes you may know my name because we shall be traveling for a quite a while together. My name is Shiek and if I need to I can kill you with my shiekah magic if you spread my name about town."

"Don't worry it wouldn't do me any good." So they set off towards the Gerudo Fortress at a breakneck pace in the middle of the night.

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Shiek veers off the direct path towards the fortress. "Where the hell are you going?" Link inquires.

"I need to make a delivery to the ranch."

"Oh holy trinity, what in the name of the three goddesses could you possibly drop off at the ranch?"

"Its important. Now shut up and be quiet." He had dismounted and was moving towards the back wall of the ranch.

"Are we gonna climb that?"

"Yes"

"You have got to be shittin' me."

"I don't do that to anyone." He hopped up from ledge to ledge until he reached the top then dropped over.

"Great now what do I do?" Link mutters to himself. And a rope ladder falls down from the top of the ranch wall. "Convenient" He climbs the ladder up with agility no other teen could match. He took pride in being able to climb like a monkey. When he reached the top he dropped down as Shiek had done. He saw Shiek near the stable doors. Shiek motion to him to come over. Link casually walked over to Shiek. "What are we do-" he was cut-off by Shiek covering his mouth.

"I told you to shut up."

"Fine," he sighs exasperatedly. He watched as Shiek moved like a ninja towards the main house. Again casually following was Link. They were at the main wall of the house and a golden spider was at the window. Shiek curses under his breath. Link takes out his bow, aims for a moment and shoots the bug. It burns in green flames and a token is left behind floating in the air. Shiek stares at Link. Link, he just shrugs. Shiek jumps and in a cloud of smoke is clinging to the arrow next to the window. He greases and opens the window. He hops in and lowers a rope for Link. Link takes the rope and climbs up hand-over-hand he hops into the room and notices it is quite… girly. 'I'm in a girls room!' he yells mentally. Shiek faces him and makes the 'BE QUIET' sign. Link just shrugs. Shiek walks over to the desk and takes a not out of nowhere. He signs for the window. Sheik hops out before Link. But as we know are hero; he walks over to the bed to take a look at her. She has long flowing red hair. An innocent face. As he moves down his face turns really, really red. Lets just leave it at that. He stumbles towards the window, but he hits a purple vase filled with petunias, the vase falls and makes a resounding crash. The girl looks at Link and screams as Link jumps out of the window. "SHIT! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!" Link is already sprinting towards the back wall where the ladder was.

"Link what did you do?" But as he speaks a fairly well built man walks out of the front door, threateningly, with a crossbow.

"What have you punks done to my daughter?" Shiek looks at Link, back at the man and his daughter crouching behind him. Shiek catches her eyes for a moment. With his eyes he apologizes. He pulls out a deku nut then throws it at the ground so it explodes. When the smoke clears he is gone and Link is on the other side of the wall. Link is breathing heavily.

"Oops…"

"Link what did you do?"

"Shiek…" he gasps "I.. I…"

"YES?"

"I broke a vase."

"What the hell were you thinking? How did you break a vase? What were you doing? Why were you…"

"I can see why you like her."

"What?"

"I see why you like her." Link replied again.

"I..I don't like her."

"Dude. Its so obvious. Its even more obvious then the fact that a war is going on and that we have a corrupt king."

"It isn't that obvious. Is it?"

"It really is that obvious."

"Link…"

"Yes Shiek?"

"Will you help me out?"

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so some fun in this chapter. So it's a bit of a setup if you dint get that. I had some fun with the second part of this chapter. It was much more light hearted then the first part. Thus the two part name.

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