So I know this update is like after 3 million years. And if ur reading this. Thanks. Your truly good people you know that? Well onto the story. If I can think of some decent work. Also I forgot of what the general area where I left this story was. So if someone could be so kinda as to remind me that would be Oh so wonderful. This is kind a space filler.

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"STOP IT!"

"Stop what?"

"STOP IT"

"Stop WHAT?"

"Link you're really buggin' me right now."

"Well that's because you are acting… Immature."

"I AM NOT BEING IMMATURE." Link and Shiek had been riding all day and I believe it was taking a toll on Sheik's nerves.

"You are so being immature." Link poked Shiek in the chest with an index finger.

"Hey! Don't you poke me."

"I will SO poke you." Was Link's brilliant response.

"So why wont you help me?"

"Who ever said I wouldn't help you?" Link was at the moment thinking of a way to get Shiek to help him. Link really wanted his father to acknowledge him as a man. He saw his father as a stupid man who did stupid things. "Well I guess I could help you. But I want help from you in return."

"What could someone like you possibly want?"

"Well I want my father to recognize me as a man and to let me fight at his side in battle."

"Well if that is what you want then I guess I could help you." Shiek was thinking this link fellow here wasn't as smart as the people claimed he was. But not to lock himself into a deal. "How do you suppose we go about doing this?"

"Well I figure we go to Gerudo valley. Slay some Gerudo, like a captain or something, and then go back to my father with the heads to prove we did it."

"So barbaric." Shiek was absolutely abhorred to the idea of taking the head off of lovely women. The Gerudo were renowned to be quite beautiful.

"And what would you suppose we do?"

"Well I think we should infiltrate the fortress…"

"What does infiltrate mean?" Shiek stared at Link for a whole minute before continuing.

"Is that a serous question? Because if it is, you are a nincompoop."

"Wow great vocabulary."

"Indeed. Infiltrate means to sneak into the base. And now before you can interrupt again I will continue with MY plan. My idea is that we infiltrate their base. Then we find our way to their stash of stolen treasure from their last raid on Hyrule. And from there we find the object the king most desires. We take the item and escape from the fortress. If we encounter any Gerudo we subdue them. Not kill Link. SUBDUE. From there we take the item back to Hyrule and you present it to your father. With that he will see that you were able to either beat all the Gerudo or sneak into the fortress. Thus getting you into his good graces and getting you promoted to General of the Army." Wow if he believes his father will take him seriously even if he does this successfully then he really is stupid.

"Brilliant!" Shiek nearly fell off his horse. "What's your problem? Falling off horses and stuff isn't fitting for someone of such dignity."

"Don't mock me Link. You haven't been known for your grace."

"Hey I was doing you a favor! Don't criticize me because I was helping. Besides how was I supposed to know a vase was there…"

"Well I'll forget about that because you will be helping me in the future. And by the way were nearing the entrance of Gerudo Valley. Be at the ready." They both tensed as they entered the red sandy valley. Link drew an arrow and nocked it. Shiek had pulled out a dagger from his boot and held it ready to throw. As they slowly moved into the valley they began to see its vastness. From their vantage point they could see the entire valley. And in most of the valley stood a massive fortress. Complete with horse riding grounds, sparring arena, and giant gate to keep nasty things in the desert. Link could do nothing but gape at the enormity of it all. Shiek slapped him on the back of the head to shake him out of it. "Focus."

Link nodded. He tightened his grip on the shaft of the arrow. His muscles reflexively coiled into a battle-ready mode. Shiek happened to notice this and thought of Link in a bit higher standards. Just a bit. "Remember Link we don't want to have to hurt them. We just want to retrieve an item of value."

Link nodded again. "I know, but looking at this place, the item in question might not be shiny…" Link was gaping at the beautiful horses in the training grounds. He saw how their muscles rippled and how they could easily outpace any other horse. But he then saw that there was a good-looking woman riding it. He started drooling. Saying Link was like other men, was an understatement. Link was a single seventeen year old, who at the time had only seen court ladies. Who covered up most of their body. These women had most of their skin showing, wearing lightweight pants and a sleeveless tops that end above the navel. Link was, in short, really really horny. After this long examination Link realized that he was drooling and quickly tried to correct that fact. "Wow these women really are beautiful."

"No shit. Its no wonder very few of them take husbands. They are way more attractive then most Hyrulians."

"Hey!"

"What? I'm not specifying anybody. Just the Hyrulian populace in general."

"Oh, well in that case, its okay."

"Come on lets get going. We should near the fortress near dark so it will be easier to sneak in." Link followed Shiek down to the valley; unaware of how much he was going to get mixed up in.

"Come in." Zelda was so nervous; she was about to become a soldier. This had to be the greatest day of her life.

"Get in there girl!" Raven nearly shoved Zelda into the sergeant's quarters.

"Yes how may I help you?" The Sergeant was well know around the barracks for being strict and disciplined. She was also the one that took Zelda back to the Gerudo fortress.

"Well the major just sent me here… to well… um…"

"Spit it out."

"Pick up my purple garb."

"Your purple? What is her reasoning?"

"Well earlier today I was sparring Raven of Purple and I well…won."

After a pause. " I have been eagerly waiting this day Zelda. That day long ago I knew you would become a great fighter. But I also felt that you would not always fight for the sake of the Gerudo. There would be something else you would fight for. Something important to you… I am rambling. Pay no heed to my meaningless words." She stands up and walks over to a closet. She opens the door and Zelda catches a glimpse of purple. The Sergeant turns around and lo-and-behold a purple uniform is there. "This is yours by right now Zelda. Go put it on immediately. You should not be wearing garb below your class."

"Yes sergeant. Thank you sergeant." Zelda Salutes and leaves bursting with unreleased energy. The Sergeant watches the door close and hears high-pitched screaming in the seconds after.

"She really is going to do something great with her skills someday." She returned to her paperwork, finding the day had just gotten a lot better.

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Well I know the update has been quite some time. But I hope that you are stickin with me on this one. I am not going to beg for reviews anymore. I find that kinda embarrassing that I did that. AI hope that you do review though. And I hope that ill be more efficient with my chapters. I also hope that you did not mind the sillyness at the beginning. I was trying to remember where I was in the story. Well Im off and away. AP classes are never much fun. Wish me luck!