"100 Things I HATE About You"
A Zoey 101 Story
Summary: When a new girl comes to PCA she makes a lasting impression on everyone, including Zoey.
Rating: T (for language and mild violence.)
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! (With the exception of the plotline, and the new characters. The title I borrowed from the movie "10 Things I Hate About You".) But besides that, I'm broke. I have nothing.
(A/N: Dana is in this story, I took Lola out because… I felt like it.)
Pairings: Read on to find out.
Category: Humor/Romance
Chapter One: Animal
Kitty Von Keering was someone as unusual. She was unique. She carried herself in a manner unlike anyone else and was proud of it. She was wild, cynical, and yes in fact she was scary. She scared the geezers out of everyone she came into contact with. But there was something about this Kitty Von Keering, something that kept people clinging on for more. Something that was at the same time unusual as it was endearing. You were never going to meet another like Kitty Von Keering and somehow that attracted people to her. In a negative or positive way. Whichever, she didn't care.
Room 102 was a short walk for Kitty and she rolled her bag up to the door and knocked on the wooden door with the tip of her knuckles. Uncomfortably, she played with her tongue-ring, moving her finger up and down, feeling the notion horrible as the ring bopped uncomfortably in her tongue. As she winced in pain she didn't notice her roommate open the door,
"What are you doing?" Quinn asked quizzically as soon as she opened the door. She was staring at Kitty who was standing before her with her finger in her mouth.
Kitty quickly took her finger out and handed Quinn her other hand, "Sorry. New piercing. I'm Kitty, your new roommate".
Quinn quickly shook it, "That's great! I've never had a roommate before".
"Neither have I", Kitty forced a smile; "I guess that's one thing we have in common".
"Totally", Quinn nodded, "Well come on in, you'll love this room".
Cautiously, Kitty stepped into the dorm room she would supposedly "love". The walls were painted a girlish off-green color and the entire dorm was decorated lavishly, by no other than her roommate.
"Oh God. Where are my manners? I'm Quinn", Quinn shut the door behind Kitty, "Do you wanna go on a tour around the campus? We have our own sushi bar its amazing!"
"Sure", Kitty put on her best happy face.
Sushi? Kitty thought to herself, Hi, I'm Kitty, and I'm in my own personal hell.
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"Grape me", Zoey told Chase as she; Nicole, Chase and Michael sat on top of the boys roof.
Chase tossed a grape in Zoey's mouth and covered his eyes with sunglasses, "You know these are the times that I'm happy I'm not home in Wisconsin".
"I know, isn't this great? I'm so not missing Kansas at all", Nicole grinned, "Grape me".
Michael threw a grape in Nicole's mouth and took one for himself, "My mom would freak if she knew I was on top of a roof. God, I love being in boarding school, they're no parents – no nagging – "
Logan and Dana ran up to the rooftop.
"- You should see Quinn's new roommate!" Logan interrupted Michael.
"And then there's Logan", Michael continued.
"Wait, wait, wait. New roommate?" Chase asked.
"Yeah", Dana nodded.
"Quinn has a roommate?" Zoey asked, "They let Quinn have a roommate?"
"Yeah", Logan nodded his head "and she's – she's – "
"She's different, and kinda awesome. You should meet her she and Quinn are at Sushi Rox", Dana walked over to Zoey, "Grape?"
Zoey handed Dana a grape.
"The girl is like an animal!" Logan ran over to Chase and Michael, "She has these piercings and wears these clothes…"
"It's called being an individual", Dana crossed her arms, "You should try it sometime".
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Kitty was halfway through her sushi when she felt an unsettling noise in her stomach. She looked to face her roommate who was deeply indulged in her food. Kitty quickly stood up, told Quinn she was going back to the dorm and walked away. PCA was everything Kitty had expected it to be. The scenery was beautiful, and the buildings were epic. The students were just as how she imagined them, perfect stereotypes who got everything from daddy. It wasn't that Kitty didn't like the kids at PCA, she didn't even know them, and from what she had noticed Quinn wasn't that bad.
"Kitty!" Dana ran towards Kitty and she was walking towards her dorm, "Kitty, these are my friends, Zoey, Michael, Chase, Nicole, and you know Logan. Welcome to PCA".
"Thanks", Kitty smiled.
"Yeah, you're really gonna love it here. It's a lot of fun", Zoey grinned.
"I'm sure…" Kitty nodded.
Logan leaned over to Chase and Michael, "See? I told you she was an animal".
"Animal?" Kitty asked, and ran into her dorm room.
"God Logan", Dana turned to face him, "Why do you have to be such a jackass".
Kitty ran and flopped on her bed, tears streaming down her cheeks and mascara staining her sheets. She thought this place was going to be different. But she was wrong.