Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians Chapter 6: History, a Pint and a Meat fight!
Will was helping Sam wrap her hand that she had hurt while punching Gillette in the face. "When I was a lad living in England my mother raised me by herself after she died I came out here looking for my farther"
"Is that so" Jack replied sounding not to interested in what Will was saying. Will finished wrapping Sam's hand and then stood up and walked towards Jack in a rage.
"My father Will Turner and in the jail it was only after you learnt my name that you agreed to help me. Since that's what I wanted I didn't pressure the matter. I am not a simpleton Jack, you knew my father!"
"I knew him, probably one of the few who knew him as William Turner everyone else just called him Boot strap or Boot Strap Bill" Jack told Will
"BOOTSTRAP?" Will repeated
"Good man good pirate I swear you look just like him!" Jack said with a lightened voice
"Its not true, He was a merchant sailor a good respectable man you obeyed the Law" Will yelled in defense
"He was a Bloody pirate a scallywag" Jack Said raising his voice
"My father was not a PIRATE!" Will yelled back pulling out his sword.
" Put it away son its not worth you getting beat again" Jack said sounding an amused
"You didn't beat me you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you" Will barked sounding fierce
"That's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it" Jack said turning the helm
"WILL DUCK!" Sam yelled
"WHAT" Will said just as Jack had smacked Will with the sail, So now Will was hanging over the water.
"No one listens to the girl!" Sam whispered as she watched the guys. Sam being the geek she is, she silently mouthed the words to Jack's 'can or cant do' speech.
"Now as long as you're just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these, What a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance you can accept the fact that your father was a pirate and a good man or you cant, but pirate is in your bloody boy so you'll have to square with that someday. Me for example I can let you drown but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onies Savvy? So can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?" Jack said holding a sword up to Will.
Sam leaned against the mast staring at Will and Jack as Will spoke in utter shock " TORTUGA?"
"Tortuga!" Jack repeated with a smirk
"Men" Sam smirked shaking her head
Jack, Will and Sam landed in Tortuga that night and Sam looked around and said "Never did like the women here" then Will and Jack looked at her.
"Why not?" Will and Jack said together
Sam looked around and shook her head then said, " The women have fake boobs and their only goal and mission in life is to pleasure men in more then one way and not get any respect in return!"
"Just the way I like them" Jack started sounding pleased with himself "And I do respect what these ladies do and encourage them to continue because they are great at it! I'll tell you lass if every town in the world were like this one no man would ever feel unwanted"
"Don't worry Miss Samantha I agree with you" Will said smiling at Sam
Jack interrupted Sam and Will's moment with a "SCARLET!" Jack then walked up to a woman and she came over and slapped him and he just turned around to Sam and Will and said "Not sure I deserved that" just as Jack turned around he was face to face with another woman. "Giselle" Giselle smirk at Jack and asked "Who was she" and Jack playing confused answered with a "WHAT?" and before Jack could say anything else Giselle slapped him right across the face and walked away. Jack turned trying not to look at Sam and said, " I may have deserved that!"
Jack, Will and Sam stood over a man that was drunk as could be who also happened to be sleeping with pigs! Jack threw a bucket of cold water on to the man. "Curse you for breathing you slack jawed idiot… mothers love Jack, you know better then to wake a man when his sleeping, Its bad luck!" Jack went to his knee's and started at the man on the ground
"Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it, the man would did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, while the man who was sleeping drinks while listening to a proposition form the man who did the waking!" Jack finished. A drunken Gibbs just smiled and said, "Aye, that'll bout do it!"
Will looked at Sam who nodded and then Will looked back at Gibbs and while Jack help Gibbs up Will threw another bucket of water on him. "Last time, I already awake"
"That was for the smell" Will answered, and when everyone agreed they headed to the pub. Sam and Will started to talk as Jack walked over to talk to Gibbs.
"Now what's the nature of this venture your on?" Gibbs started while drinking his pint
"I'm going after the Black Pearl, I know where its going to be and I'm going to take it!" Jack said
"Jack, It's a fools errand, well you know better then me the tales of the Black Pearl" Gibbs replied
"That's why I know what Barbossa is up to, all I need is a crew" Jack whispered
"What I hear of Captain Barbossa he's not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one!" said Gibbs
"Then I say its very good thing I'm not a fool then Aye?" informed Jack
"Prove me wrong what makes you thing Barbossa will give up his ship to you?" Gibbs asked
"Lets just say it's a matter of leverage aye" Jack said rising his eye brows and trying to head bob towards Will and Sam, now just as this is happening Sam is smiling at Will all of a sudden this woman grabs Will's arm and Sam gets pissed.
"The Kid?" Gibbs asked
"That is the child of bootstrap Bill, his only child Savvy!" Jack answered
"Is he now, but whose the lass" Gibbs asked as they looked at her.
"Excuse me, I don't like you touching him" Sam said smiling
"Don't get your corset in a twist love, I am just here to mingle with this fine piece of meat" she smiled
"Her name is Samantha but call her Sam. She sweet at times but is a total firecracker at times, she like a female pirate and is kinda pretty and such but she came with a friend who was taken by Barbossa." Jack said as they looked back over to Sam.
"I know he is fine but what I don't know is why you are mingling with him when you should be with males that look somewhat like you … I think I saw a pig around here somewhere" Sam smiled
"HEY!" She said
"Step off or I am going to have to go all JACKIE CHAN on you!" Sam said and she walked off.
"Leverage says you, I think I feel a change in the winds says I, I'll find us a crew there's bond to be some sailors on this rock crazy as you!" Gibbs said looking around.
"One can only hope! Take what you can" Jack smirked lifting his glass
"Give nothing back" Gibbs finished and him and Jack drank and went to search for a crew.
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