Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians Chapter 7: Dinner with a Pirate!
While Jack, Sam and Will were in Tortuga, Jenn and Elizabeth were on the Black Pearl. Elizabeth was trying to wake Jenn who had not woken up from the hit on the head at Elizabeth's house.
"Pardon me, Hello, Are you ok?" Elizabeth asked
Jenn started to move. "OUCH, oh hello Elizabeth … ELIZABETH! Wait where are we? Please tell me we are not on the Black Pearl, because that would so suck! Where is Sam?"
"Suck? We are the only woman and how do you know my name?" Elizabeth asked
"Oh hmm, I am friend of Will's you could say"
"Isn't he nice and handsome"
"Yes, Very, but I have a different guy in mind"
Still rubbing her head, She heard someone coming. Pintel and Ragetti came down the stairs with two dresses. "If one of those is for me you can forget it" Jenn barked
"You'll be dinning with the captain and he requests you wear these" Pintel announced
"Well you may tell the Captain that we are disinclined to acquiesce to his request" Elizabeth said back
"He said you'd say that he also said if that be the case you'll be dinning with the crew and you'll be naked!" Pintel said and then giggled with Ragetti.
"Bloody stupid perverted monkey licking pirates!" Jenn shouted out
"But I have to say he didn't say you would say that!" Pintel said looking at Ragetti and pointing at Jenn
"Ok, I will have dinner with the Captain but you tell him that there is no bloody way I am wearing that kind of dress."
"Fine!" Pintel said upset because he wasn't going to see them naked.
Captain Barbossa agreed to let Jenn wear her clothes. Elizabeth and Jenn walked in and sat down at different ends of the table with Barbossa at the very end.
"You have a name Missy?" Barbossa asked, Jenn grinned and said "Elizabeth Turner!" Elizabeth started to giggle as Barbossa stared at her.
"Yes, we know that one, anything else?" Barbossa said
"Jenn … Cherrille never call me Jennifer or I will go all KICKBOXING – ASS – KICKING – GIRL – PIRATE on your ass"
"Kick-boxing? Ass?" Barbossa said confused looking at Elizabeth and continued "American ladies are the weirdest" Jenn stopped turned to Barbossa
"OMG, I can accept that you called me weird but under no circumstances, are you to ever call me American … I am and always will be CANADIAN!
Barbossa whispered to Elizabeth "what is a can-a-did?"
Jenn looked at her food and then at Elizabeth who had all of a sudden stopped eating Jenn leaned close to Elizabeth and said, "Don't worry its not poisoned!"
CLIFFHANGER! What will happen next? How will Elizabeth take the news? Can Jenn pull it together? Thank you to all those who reviewed! Please continue to read and review! Sorry the chapters small! PLEASE R&R!