Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians Chapter 9: An Extra Crew Member
Meanwhile back in Tortuga Sam, Will and Jack stood behind each other and walked up and down a line of all men … or what they thought was all men. (Even Sam was surprised by something)
"So this is your able bodied crew" Will asked scanning the line of what he called drunks
"You sailor!" Jack said pointing to a man in line
"Cotton Sir" Sam Said noticing everyone was looking at her
"What?" Jack asked Sam, then Sam remembered what she said "BLOODY MONKEY LICKER!"
Jack just slowly turned back around with a face that made Sam feel really dumb, Jack looked at Cotton "Mr. Cotton do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? MR. COTTON! ANSWER MAN!"
"Ah Jack?" Sam started "WHAT NOW!" Jack asked Sam
"He's a mute Sir, poor devil had his tongue cut out so he trained the bird to talk for him … No ones yet figured how" Sam smiled then frowned "OH CRAP"
"Mr. Cotton's … parrot, same question" Jack asking the parrot
Mr. Cotton's parrot turned to face Jack and said, "Wind in the sail, Wind in the sail"
"Mostly we figure that means yes" Gibbs finished with a little giggle
"Course it does satisfied?" Jack started at Will and then he Will just looked at him and said "Well you've proved them mad!" A voice then interrupted before Jack could say anything
"What's the benefit for us?" The voice said coming from the line of men but sounded like a woman
Jack, Sam and Will walked towards the voice. Jack was now standing in front of the voice and removes the person's hat to reveal a woman.
"Will step back, Trust me" Sam started moving Will
"Why what happens?" Will asked Sam "Who is it?"
"Anamaria!" Sam and Jack said at the same time
Anamaria smirked at Jack and slapped him hard across the face. Will leaned over towards Jack to say "Bet you didn't deserve that one!"
"No, that one I deserved" Jack said back as Anamaria nodded her head
"You stole my boat" Anamaria started to yell
"Actually" Jack started but before he could say another word Anamaria had slapped him again Jack then turned back to face Anamaria to finish "Borrowed, borrowed without permission but with every intention on bringing it back to you"
"But you didn't" Anamaria yelled
"You'll get another one" Jack said trying to save his butt.
"I will" Anamaria finished raising her hand
" A better one" Will jumped in to save Jack too
"A better One" Jack repeated in agreement
"That one!" Will said pointing at the Intercepter
"What one? THAT ONE! … Aye that one, what's say you?" Jack covered
Everyone in line said "Aye" and started at the ship
"Oh and I am bringing a new friend!"
"WHO, WHAT? … WHO?" Sam asked looking puzzled
"Who are you first" Anamaria asked Sam then looked at Jack "Another Tortugian whore?"
"No this is Will girl friend!" Jack said pointing at Will
"WHAT!" Will barked at Jack who was smirking behind Anamaria's back
"Oh you did not just call me a whore from Tortuga" Sam went to reach for Anamaria but was held back by Will who just said "Ya she's with me!"
"You sure can pick them!" Anamaria said rolling her eyes and Sam went in for another shot but stopped when she saw a small, pretty teenage who was behind Anamaria.
"SARA?" Sam yelled " What are you doing here?"
"I don't know, one minute I am watching my new Pirates of the Caribbean movie and the next I am watching Anamaria getting mad at a ship sailing away"
"Yeah that would be Jack's handy work" Sam laughed
"OMG its Johnny and Orlando I am your biggest fan" Sara stood fanning herself and then looked over to Sam who was giving a very over dramatic kill it sign "Ok maybe not your biggest fan"
Jack and Will just walked to the ship thinking it would be a good idea to leave the girls to girl stuff. Sam and Sara continued to talk "Sara, its really good to see you, but you shouldn't say anything about the future and that you know people already. I am learning that the hard way"
"You got it, but what are you doing here?" Sara asked
"Jenn and I got here yesterday" Sam started
"Where is Jenn?" Sara asked
"Well, See Jenn got taken along with Elizabeth and since I knew Jack and Will were going I decided to come along … meaning I didn't want to be left behind!"
"Cool!" Sara smiled and giggled
"Yeah, but the endings going to be different this time around, Jenn and I are trying to end up with the leading pirates!" Sam smiled
"Good luck with that, Come on Sam lets go catch us some pirates" Sara said "Or before Jack sails away with out us!"
Sam and Sara got on to the Intercepter. Jack was pulled aside so Gibbs could say what he needed "Sir it's frightful bad luck to bring a woman abroad let alone 3. Now I let Sam slide cause she is more like a man when it comes to attitude but there are 3 beautiful women. If not bad luck they will distracted the men with their, their girly-ness!" Gibbs said looking at the girls
"I know you sleep with them but do you really have to act like them (Pigs) and not only that you are a sexist one! ……… You are a SEXIST PIG!" Sam said walking away from Gibbs to help Anamaria.
Jack agreeing somewhat with what Sam was saying but he just turned to Gibbs, "Besides it'd be far worst not to have them" Jack finished
The Intercepter and the new crew sailed away. Later the Intercepter got caught in a storm and when we all asked why he wasn't setting up the canvas Jack simply said, "We're catching up!"
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