Hi. This one is tired, say bad things, and bad things might happen to you! Hehe! Sorry, when this one is tired this one feels evil!
Dedicated to SushiChica. You wanted This One to do something more challenging, and you requested this song so here you go, hope you like it.
Here be Da Story
"Raven, owning a dress? Ha-ha! No! Her hair is fine and always brushed, never styled, but brushed. Raven is a super hero; she would never steal if her life depended on it! Or would she? I feel like I don't know her that much anymore. Beautiful? Yes she is," Beast Boy said sadly as he listened to the song called Meet Virginia. He missed seeing Raven, she went to telekinetic convention for a month and he couldn't stop thinking about her. He didn't see why they couldn't just have their convention through their minds, I mean, hey they were telekinetic right? Anyways, Beast Boy hadn't slept since she left, he missed her really bad, but she didn't know it.
She doesn't own a dress
Her hair is always a mess,
You catch her stealin' she won't confess
She's Beautiful.
"1. If either of us smoked we would be kicked off of the team, 2. If I smoked it would kill me so fast its not even funny. I think Raven cares, she acts like it once and a while. Wouldn't that be nice if she thought I was beautiful? Meet Raven, I don't know a Virginia. Come to think of it, it's kind of a stupid name (no offence to any Virginias out there, its been thirty days since Beast Boy last slept so he isn't completely aware of what he is saying)."
Smokes a pack a day, but wait,
That's me, but anyway
She doesn't care a thing
About that, hey,
She thinks I'm beautiful
Meet Virginia
"Don't think Raven ever compromises. Raven, love babies! In your dreams, buddy! Lets see, remembering Raven's surprise birthday party, no she hates surprises. Does Raven even have high heals? Beautiful yes she is, like I said before you stupid thing! Stop repeating yourself! Die! And her freaking name is RAVEN!" he yelled at his small radio. He whacked it a few times trying to make it 'die'.
She never compromises,
Loves babies and surprises,
Wears high heels when
She exercises
Ain't it beautiful?
Meet Virginia
"Well she wants, to be alone, when she thinks about her home, cuts her hair off when she screams, I hate Slade and my father make them die. Yup, I like my version better," he mumbled satisfied.
Well she wants to be the Queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna be the Queen"
"Daddy don't quite wrestle alligators, how about hell-bound demons from other dimensions? Heck, I don't even know what a carburetor is! She had a brother that talks to ghosts for the president? No way! I don't think she even has anyone to call." Beast Boy said as he drank more Dr. Pepper. "We sure do sit at home, maybe not together, but we do sit around. And the president rocks, I would never say anything bad about him. Except he that he has a funny mustache. Once again, Meet Raven, or stop repeating yourself your worthless machine!"
Daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator
For the president
And here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home
And rip on the President
Meet Virginia, Mmmm...
"Raven wishes she wasn't a demon, she thinks WAY to much about her life sometimes. And I think sometimes she wishes she could die, but she wouldn't do something so selfish. Raven isn't like that." Beast Boy sighed, it was relaxing to relate Raven to the song in a strange way.
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back, as she screams
"I don't really wanna live this life"
"Herbal tea, not coffee, get your facts strait man! She did make me really mad that one time at the wrong time, but it wasn't her fault, it was mine. Not always does she have unusual timing. Oh, Raven has a lot of confidence. That is what makes her so awesome, that she can go up to some random person and say, 'you have problems and you need to get some mental help buddy!' not that Raven would ever say buddy, but ya. Oh, you wanna talk about her body? Oh, so curved and, if Raven heard me right now she would send me to her father and have him rip my heart out, bring me back to life then torture me in the most evil way possible, but hey, at least she would be back.
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
Her timing is quite, unusual
You see her confidence is tragic, but her intuitions magic,
And the shape of her body Unusual
How about, I cant wait till, Raven comes back. Raven Comes back, ya ya ya hey hey hey," he said sadly. He wanted her to come back SOO bad it wasn't even funny.
Meet Virginia I can't wait to
Meet Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey
"Well she wants, her father dead, when she thinks about his cruelty, well she wants to live her life, so she can save other people, she cuts her hair off, when Slade made it long, she don't really want to be the portal, she don't really want to live anymore. I think, I hope she does, because if she died, I would kill myself," Beast Boy heard footsteps outside his door.
Well she wants to be the queen and
Then she thinks about her scene
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna be the queen"
I, I don't really wanna be the queen
I, I don't really wanna be the queen
I, I don't really wanna live this
"Where did you get the idea that I want to die?" Raven questioned opening Beast Boy's door.
The green boy's eyes shot wide open (if they could get any wider) and he ran to her throwing his arms around her neck and holding her tight. "Next time you have to go to some stupid telekinetic convention, you are so taking me!" he ordered.
"Ok, what ever you say, boss," she retorted sarcastically trying to wiggle free from his grip. "So why would you care so much if I died, huh Gar?" she used his real name to bug him.
Finally he let her go and she took a deep breath being happy to finally be able to breathe. "Uh, cause," he replied shyly. "I might like you as more than a friend or a teammate." He answered kissing her softly on the lips then letting go.
"Virginia might like you as more than a friend or a teammate too, Bob," she replied.
Yay this only took a little while. Good Night!