Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians!
Chapter 14: HIM! REALLY!
"Oh no the spirits are mad at me, they are going to kill me" Barbossa thought out loud
"Dude you are a skeleton… you cant die!" Jenn braked at him "you cant go on about, which by the way, in the movie took up some minutes that we could have spent looking at Johnny or Orlando. Instead we listen to you go on and on about not being able to feel the spray of the sea and all that and then all of a sudden you forget that you cant die just because someone yelled your name! … Idiot!
Then out of nowhere Kat comes running up to Barbossa, the pirates point their guns at Kat but she kept going and tackles Barbossa to the ground and covers him with kisses
"What? Hang on … are you that lass from Tortuga?" Barbossa asked
"NO, you cheated on me, … that's ok baby we can work it out, the good news is you have experience… I like that in a man."
"Well I am a man" Barbossa blushed
"Are you sure?" Jenn whispered to herself who was still tied up
"That's what I always said about you to people like my friend Jenn … she said you were a loser and that Jack was a much better Captain … and" Kat spoke until she was interrupted by Barbossa who pushed Kat out of the way to get to Jenn "WHAT!"
"Oh hello Jenn!" Kat said just noticing Jenn was there
"Kat what the bloody hell are you doing here," Jenn said looking around
"Funny story I fell on top of Sam on the Interceptor" Kat started "Why didn't you go with Sam, Will and Elizabeth … Oh wait let me guess. One word … JOHNNY DEPP!"
"Kat that's two" Jenn said annoyed
"Oh yeah, I knew that" Kat smirked
"Sure you did Kat … been to school much" Jenn said rolling her eyes
"Shut up … no … shut the Fuck up you … you goody-too-shoos" Kat yelled back
"Shut up both of you, you're next," Barbossa pointed to Kat "Now tell me how you know Jack"
"Cause he drove me here, to save Elizabeth" Katherine said as Barbossa turned to find Elizabeth and the medallion gone!
"The medallion! She's taken it! Get after her you pack of ingrates" Barbossa barked
The pirates left the cave and Barbossa turned back around to face Jenn and Katherine.
"Kat … you're really stupid" Jenn started
"I know you are but what am I" Kat mocked
"Apparently you are lame too"
"Yeah well I would rather be lame then obsessed, and your ears are to big!" Kat said back
"What has that got to do with anything?" Jenn said shaking her head
"Everything!" Kat said putting her hands on her hips
"You are such a bitch and when you're not being a bitch you are a bully"
"And proud of it" Kat smirked
"Enough … now you lasses come with me" Barbossa said forceful
Suddenly a pirate rushed in, out of breath and began to try and say something "parle … parle …?"
"Parley!" The girls and Barbossa said together
"That's it, he said Parley!"
"Who" Barbossa asked puzzled as Jenn and Kat smiled at each other
Jack was waiting there when Barbossa walked over almost dragging Jenn and Katherine under his arm. Jack took a good look at Jenn but Jenn wasn't looking then he look at Kat … a long look at Katherine who was looking at Barbossa all lovey-dovey.
"Really" Jack said to Kat with a face of disbelief at Barbossa
"What's wrong with him" Katherine said looking back at Barbossa
"Yeah what's wrong with me" Barbossa said looking at Jack
"Do you want it alphabetical or just random" Jenn asked with a smirk
"Cause there is a lot … but two things I can think of right now are one he cant have SEX and his teeth are… and I am good with both things" Jack winked
Jenn looked at Jack and spoke in a low, sexy "You will have to show me how good you are!"
"Stop that …" Barbossa said giving Jenn an evil look "How did you get off that island?"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing mate … I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Ah well I wont be making that mistake again …" Barbossa started
"You know what's funny Kat he does make that mistake again" Jenn whispered as her and Kat giggled
"Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow, KILL HIM!" Barbossa finished
"Wait baby maybe you should see why he is here" Kat smiled
"Why … do you love him or something" Barbossa asked
"You know you're the only pirate for me" At this Barbossa dropped Jenn and grabbed Katherine with both hands and started making out. In the background you can hear AWWW"S from the Black Pearl's crew and Jenn and Jack making puking noises.
"Something has changed my mind … it could be I'm going soft and crazy or it could be her tongue" Barbossa said pointing at Katherine "but whatever it is I want to know why you are here?"
"The girl's blood didn't work right, the difference is I know whose blood you need" Jack smirked
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