Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians!
Chapter 18: "You Sure Can Pick Them!"
"Welcome come back misses, you took advantage of our hospitality last time, it's all fair we return the favor" Barbossa said as the Intercepter burned down. Barbossa grabbed Elizabeth and stared at her with an evil grin. Barbossa then shot a look at Jenn then he looked oddly at Sam and Sara. Sam just turned and made a funny face. Barbossa grabbed Jenn and threw her across the ship towards the crew along with Elizabeth and then reached for Sam and Sara's arm.
"I am sure I will get to know you too as well as I know your friends!" Barbossa smiled his green and yellow smile
"Let go of me you badly groomed Wanker! … And you might consider a tic tac!" Sam and Sara started to giggle, Sara then whispered to both Jenn and Sam
"Man, for a pirate who can't have sex and who hasn't had it in 10 years … he sure is a horny buga" Barbossa heard and grabbed Sara and Sam's arm harder "Owww let go of me" Sam yelled
"BARBOSSA!" Will called out climbing on to the ship "Don't touch them"
"What's in your head boy?" Barbossa yelled back
"They go free" Will said strongly pointing at the girls. Barbossa, who was extremely pissed, threw Sam and Sara over to where Jenn was. As Sam and Sara hurled towards Jenn, Jenn stopped Sam and Sam caught Sara. Jenn, Sara and Sam giggled as they all began to hear something only they could hear.
"Jenn … Sara … Listen … There's that music again out of nowhere" Sam said searched the air
"Sam it's a movie … watch the hot actors," Sara told Sam smiling
Sam, Sara and Jenn all looked back at Will and Barbossa (but Barbossa is not hot! No matter what Katherine says!) "You've only got one shot and we can't die!"
"You can't … But I can" Will said pointing the gun at himself. Sam, Sara, Jenn and Elizabeth all tried to break free of the pirates who were holding them.
"Who are you?" asked Barbossa
"No one… he's no one … he's my aunts nephew twice removed… lovely singing voice though eunuch!" Jack said walking towards Barbossa trying to come up with an excuse, but then walked back when Will spoke again,
"My name is Will Turner, My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner his blood runs in my veins … on my word do as I say or I will pull this trigger and be lost in Davy Jones's locker"
"Name your terms Mr. Turner" Barbossa started with a little smirk
"The ladies go free" Will said once again pointing at them, who were still being held by pirates, then out of no where everyone hears a loud.
"DDUUHH!" no one knew where it came from except Sam, Sara and Jenn who knew it was the only 'lady' not here … Katherine. Katherine came out from behind a pirate and went to stand by Barbossa.
"Yes" Barbossa said starting again "We know that one, anything else?"
Will looked around a saw Jack pointing to himself "And the … the crew are not to be harmed" Will answered, Barbossa showing off his beautiful sexy teeth said, "Agreed"
"Oh my god I could just melt over those sexy teeth," Kat said in a daze
Barbossa and Kat began to make out as they sailed the ship to the island where Jack was marooned before. Sam just stood there staring at Barbossa and Kat in disgust
"Do you think Barbossa can feel that?" Sam asked still looking creeped out
"I don't think it's for Barbossa's sake anyways," Sara answered
"Its just WRONG!" Jenn said unable to turn away
As Sam, Sara and Jenn looked on in disgust at Barbossa and Katherine, The pirates hurtled Elizabeth on the plank.
"Barbossa you lying bastard, you swore they'd go free" Will yelled
Barbossa took a breathing break to yell back and Will "Don't dare impugn me honor boy … I swore they'd go free but it was you who failed to specify when or where" Katherine being Katherine turned to Jack and giggled, she then turned to Will and said in a mocking slow way "HA, HA!" Sam, Sara, Jenn and Jack just stood there and rolled their eyes.
Barbossa turned to the girls "Though it seems a shame to lose something so fine don't it lads"
"And what am I … Chop liver" yelled Katherine at Barbossa, Barbossa ignored her and continued
"So I'll be having that dress back before you go" Barbossa smiled at Elizabeth as she took it off.
"And that's one of the reasons why I did wear one … well that and I don't like them" Jenn said to Sam and Sara
"Goes with your black heart" Elizabeth said throwing the dress back at Barbossa and he as turned and said "Oh still warm"
Elizabeth was knocked off the ship and Jenn was up next. Jenn took a long look at Jack and said to the pirates.
"You all are bloody wankers who will never get shagged" and then Jenn jumped in with a smile as Sam and Sara laughed
Barbossa grabbed Sara by the arm and pushed her onto the plank. Sara stood and faced Sam, Will and the rest of the pirates and said,
"I don't have a speech prepared like Jenn did so I will simple say, Harry Potter rocks!" And with that Sara jumped in. Sam just laughed and laughed and said out loud "I bet she has been practicing that… what a poor, poor Harry Potter geek!"
Sam continued to laugh as Barbossa grabbed Sam and put her on the plank too. Sam and Will's eyes locked just as she was about to jump in, Jack saw the way Will and Sam were looking at each other and then looked at Jenn, who was swimming with Elizabeth and Sara. Jack jumped up,
"How 'bout this instead … I go… she stays" Jack said pointing at Sam
"Well actually you were going with them" Barbossa started at Jack then looked at Sam "I guess we can spare one girl for a … for when the curse is lifted"
"You sure can pick them Kat … pirate or no pirate" Sam said staring at Kat
"Yes" Kat said with her head down but then looked up and finished "He is my horny pirate Captain" Kat smirked
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