Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians! Chapter 19: Pirate Shagging!
Will, Jack and Sam still remained on the Black Pearl as Barbossa was going all plank happy throwing Elizabeth, Sara and Jenn into the waters so they could swim to a nearby island. Barbossa put his hand around Jacks neck and faced him towards the island, "Jack, Jack! Did you not notice that be the same little island we made you governor of on our last little trip" Barbossa said eyeing Jack
"I did notice" Jack answered
"Perhaps you'll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape … but I doubt it … Off you go"
"Last time you left me a pistol with one shot" Jack pointed out to Barbossa as he stood there on the plank
"For the powers you're right where be Jacks pistol?"
"Seeings there 3 of us a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols"
"He is no gentleman," Kat said proud but then realizing what she just said
"I can handle this" Barbossa said to Kat "It will be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and kill the ladies and starve to death yourself"
Will, Sam and the rest of Jack's crew were dragged and locked below in the brig. "Will, you won't let him hurt me, right?" Sam started
"Sam, as long as I can protect you … I will" Will responded looking into Sam's eyes
"I love the way you say Sam!" Sam smiled back
Sam then jumped on top of Will and kissed him. As they did Katherine walked by and saw them, She then frowned and stormed off in the other direction. Sam then pulled away softly from Will and put her head down as she noticed Will's face.
"What's wrong?" Sam asked
"Elizabeth" Will answered
"Oh right … her" Sam said backing off
"I love Elizabeth … I LIKE you … I mean you are a great person and any man would be lucky to have you but Elizabeth is why I'm here" Will said trying not to hurt Sam's feelings
"I know" Sam smirked "I can see it in your eyes … the way you look at her every time you see her … its ok … its better things are like this" Sam said smiling. Sam was just happy she got to kiss him. Sam was surprisingly not all that upset.
"Its just I'm not what she wants … she wants someone like Norrington" Will said putting his head down
"Trust me dude Norrington is neither what she wants or what she needs" Sam said with a little giggle
"I get so nervous and tongue tied around her…" Will said looking at Sam when she answered
"Sounds like love" Sam smiled
In the hallway Katherine was pacing back and forth thinking about what she had just seen … Sam and Will kissing and so Katherine had come to the conclusion that Will and Sam were going to having sex.
"GREAT! That over obsessed pirate lover gets a guy and you know she's going to get some and knowing Jenn she will try and screw Jack the first chance she gets on that island" Kat sulked "Ok Katherine … the next pirate to come down those stairs you're going to give them a piece of KATHERINE!"
Just as Katherine said this Barbossa walked down the stairs "Ok … fine" Kat whispered "Pirate gods must be testing me or they just hate me" Kat started again "Barbossa come here I need to show you something" Kat said with a wink as she pushed him into the next door.