Pirates of the Caribbean: A Journey of 2 Canadians!
Chapter 22: Little Big Jack!
MEANWHILE BACK ON THE BLACK PEARL!
Sam and Will had fallen asleep in each other's arms. Sam slowly began to awake, when she opened her eyes she let out a little scream. Will jumped a mile and went to look at what Sam had seen. It was Pintel and Ragetti.
"Are you ok" Will asked Sam
"I'm fine but that's definitely not a face that I would want to wake up next to everyday … or ever again" Sam said pointing at Ragetti
Ragetti gave Sam an evil stare and then opened the cell door. Ragetti grabbed Sam and pushed her against the door and tied her up. Pintel grabbed Will and tied him up as well.
"Time to go poppets!" Ragetti said as he lead Sam and Will above deck.
Sam and Will were shuffed into a near by rowboat with both Ragetti, Pintel, along with them came Barbossa and Twigg. Barbossa ordered Pintel and Ragetti to row, which they did and soon they would be stepping into the cave once more. Sam and Will were once again grabbed and pushed into the cave by Ragetti and Pintel.
"No reason to fret, it's just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood" Ragetti joked
"No mistakes this time he's only half Turner … we spill it all!" Twigg said then looked at Sam "As soon as we get rid of the whelp and the curse, we can have a good time again" Twigg said scanning Sam up and down.
Will tired to attack Twigg while Ragetti and Pintel held him back, Twigg then moved his hand up and down on Sam's arm. Sam looked at his hand then looked at him and put on a sexy face and started at Twigg "Come here master Twigg" Will couldn't believe what he was hearing as Twigg moved closer to Sam.
"If you ever touch me again you will know what it feels like to be a eunuch … got it?" Sam said spitting on him, he wiped his face and then slapped Sam across the face
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Will barked trying extra hard to get to Twigg but was pushed by Pintel and Ragetti towards Barbossa followed by Sam. Barbossa and Katherine climbed the gold hill and waited for Will and Sam. Will was put right over the chest of Aztec gold while Sam was placed next to him. Katherine walked over and stood by Sam as Barbossa started his speech. While Barbossa was speaking Jack made his way through the crowed of pirates. Barbossa stopped in shock when he noticed Jack.
"Jack!" Will said in a happy surprised way
"S'not possible" Barbossa stated wide-eyed
"Not probable" Jack said back
"Where's Elizabeth?" Will asked
"She's safe just like I promised…" Jack said coming on and on about what had just happened
"Jack … where's Jenn and Sara?" Sam asked him too.
"Right here" Jenn and Sara said making their way passed the crowed.
"Guys stop! … Punch Twigg!" Sam told Jenn and Sara
"Why?" Jenn wondered
"He slapped me!" Sam replied and at that Jenn and Sara started to walk up to Twigg and was about to punch him when someone grabbed their fists from behind, it was Jack.
"Let me handle this… You hit a lady? … That's not very nice!" and with that Jack punch Twigg so hard he fell in the water Sam (who was kneed on top of the gold hill) yelled down to Twigg.
"TOLD YOU I WOULD GET YOU BACK!" then Sam turned to Jenn "Hey love … how'd you do on the island" Sam wondered, Jenn looked at Jack then at Sam
"You don't want to know!" Sara smirked
"Lets just say he has a big little Jack" Jenn giggled then looked at Kat "Unlike some people who have useless ones!"
"WHATEVER!" Kat said rolling her eyes as Jack, Jenn, Sara and Sam laughed their asses off. Then Katherine interrupted "How do you know I shag him?"
"Well … did you?" Sam, Sara and Jenn asked together
"Well … yes but still!" Kat said trying to state a point but was laughed out by Jenn, Sara and Sam and their 'I told you So.'s'.
"Shut up, your all next!" Barbossa yelled
The girls rolled they're eyes in annoyance at the over used line. "Dude, you got to find a different saying!" Sara said
Barbossa ignored Sara's comment as Jack began to talk to him about how he could become a Commodore. Jack would become the captain of the Black Pearl and would give Barbossa 10 of his plunder and all he would have to do is order his men out in their boats and kill all of Norrington's men. Once Barbossa and Jack had come up with a fair agreement Barbossa sent his men out for a 'walk'. Jenn went over to talk to Kat as Sam and Sara were ordered to help Pintel and Ragetti into their … disguises!
"Ragetti you got to suck it in" Sam told him
"I'm sucking it in" Ragetti barked back
"Sara am going to need your help!" Sam told Sara, Sara walked over and grabbed one end of Ragetti's dress "One … two … THREE!"
Sam and Sara pulled and tied the best they could. Ragetti and Pintel both had on their dresses now and were about to head out when Sara began to talk,
"I wish I had my camera … you guys look FABULOUS!" Sara said beginning to laugh followed by Sam and Jenn
"Thank you" Pintel said smiling putting his eye back into its socket
"SHUT UP! … LETS GO!" Ragetti barked smacking Pintel
The girls continued to laugh as Pintel and Ragetti left the cave to distract some of Norrington's men.