To 'Ship D/V by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: Terrible rhymes and enough sap to fill the Great Lakes with maple syrup...
Episodes: None, though you may recognize some of the scenes.
Synopsis: First and foremost, this is NOT a capitulation. I still prefer the D/V UST to the 'ship. That said, I got this wacky idea of what it was like for Docgwen being pestered unto the brink of insanity or 'ship by the ladies of the D/V Forum...
Notes: 'Ship's lines are in italics, Docgwen's are plain-text. This will probably get a picture slideshow to accompany it one day... (I don't have the time for that right now, though.) SO, with great apologies to Dr. Seuss (the second time I've butchered his writing style), here we go...
Status: Completed as of October 10, 2006
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate... it owns me EVIL GRIN.
To 'Ship D/V
I am 'Ship
I am 'Ship
'Ship I be
That 'Ship-I-Be!
That 'Ship-I-Be!
I do not like that 'Ship-I-Be!
Do you like
to 'ship D/V?
I do not like to,
'Ship-I-Be,
I do not like
to 'ship D/V.
Would you 'ship them
here or there?
I would not 'ship them
here or there
I would not 'ship them
anywhere.
I do not like
to 'ship D/V.
I do not 'ship them,
'Ship-I-Be.
Would you 'ship them
out in space?
Would you 'ship them
face-to-face?
I would not 'ship them
out in space.
I would not 'ship them
face-to-face.
I would not 'ship them
here or there.
I would not 'ship them
anywhere.
I do not like
to 'ship D/V.
I do not 'ship them,
'Ship-I-Be.
Would you 'ship them
through the 'Gate?
Would you 'ship them
with love/hate?
Not through the 'Gate.
Not with love/hate.
Not out in space.
Not face-to-face.
I would not 'ship them
here or there.
I would not 'ship them
anywhere.
I do not like
to 'ship D/V.
I do not 'ship them,
'Ship-I-Be.
Would you? Could you?
In a bar?
'Ship them! 'Ship them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a bar.
You may like them.
You will see.
Put them at the SGC!
I would not, could not at the SGC
Not in a bar! You let me be.
I do not 'ship them through the 'Gate.
I do not 'ship them with love/hate.
I do not 'ship them out in space.
I do not 'ship them face-to-face.
I do not 'ship them here or there.
I do not 'ship them anywhere.
I do not like to 'ship D/V.
I do not 'ship them, 'Ship-I-Be.
A town! A town!
A town! A town!
Could you, would you,
in a town?
Not in a town! Not at the SGC!
Not at a bar! 'Ship! Let me be!
I would not, could not, through the 'Gate.
I could not, would not, with love/hate.
I will not 'ship them out in space.
I will not 'ship them face-to-face.
I will not 'ship them here or there.
I will not 'ship them anywhere.
I do not like to 'ship D/V.
I do not 'ship them, 'Ship-I-Be!
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
upside-down?
I would not, could not, upside-down.
Not in the dark. Not in a town.
Not in a bar. Not the SGC.
I do not 'ship them, 'Ship, you see.
Not through the 'Gate. Not with love/hate.
Not out in space. Not face-to-face.
I will not 'ship them here or there.
I will not 'ship them anywhere!
You do not like
to 'ship D/V?
I do not
'ship them,
'Ship-I-Be.
Could you, would you,
with a pyre?
I would not,
could not,
with a pyre!
Would you, could you,
with gunfire?
I could not, would not, with gunfire.
I will not, will not, with a pyre.
I will not 'ship them upside-down.
I will not 'ship them in a town.
Not in the dark! Not the SGC!
Not in a bar! You let me be!
I do not 'ship them through the 'Gate.
I do not 'ship them with love/hate.
I will not 'ship them out in space.
I do not 'ship them face-to-face.
I do not 'ship them here or there.
I do not 'ship them ANYWHERE!
I do not like to 'ship D/V!
I do not 'ship them, 'Ship-I-Be!
You do not 'ship them.
So you say.
'Ship them! 'Ship them!
And you may.
'Ship them and you may, I say.
'Ship!
If you will let me be,
I will 'ship them.
You will see.
Say!
I think I like to 'ship D/V!
I do! I like to, 'Ship-I-Be!
And I would 'ship them gunfire.
And I would 'ship them with a pyre...
And I will 'ship them upside-down.
And in the dark. And in a town.
And in a bar. And the SGC.
They are so cute, so cute, you see!
So I will 'ship them through the 'Gate.
And I will 'ship them with love/hate.
And I will 'ship them out in space.
And I will 'ship them face-to-face.
And I will 'ship them here and there.
Say! I will 'ship them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
to 'ship D/V!
Thank you!
Thank you,
'Ship-I-Be!
Author's Notes:
Yeesh, I should have been SLEEPING instead of writing this...