A/N: EARLY UPDATEEE ALERT. A lot longer chapter this time!
DragonNOOB: Had to give him the good ol' Captain America shield, it fiets him anways! :)
Totem-Mimikyu: Can you blame her? The guy is a literal giant, and in my eyes, a fricking model.
Chapter 17:
To say that his summer vacation was, how can you say it? Eventful, and nice. It all started when he stepped off of the plane.
But before that, the plane ride just consisted of relentless teasing, coming from both sides. Mostly Izuku that would keep asking for the same thing over and over again. Which June would just clench her jaw and say that she'd 'Beat you up' in a hushed voice. Where the green haired boy would retort with, 'That isn't friendly, and you tried once, who says you'll do good this time?'
After that they toned down the teasing, it's funny how another passenger's stink eye can take effect on a teenager.
He now was in the car with his parents, saying goodbye to June at the airport station. He had been squeezed the living death out of him. Getting filmed by the certain pink haired girl.
"Did you have fun Izuku?" His dad asked with a very amused tone, his parents shared a look. Izuku just put on a confused face, "Yes I did, I made a great present for Uncle Might!" He started muttering about his projects.
"Where is the wedding going to be?" He questioned after exiting the car, making sure he had his bag with him.
"By the beach," His mom answered.
"We wouldn't be concerned about any trash there anyway right 'Zuku." His dad teased with a proud smile on his face.
Izuku let out a laugh, "Is it lunch time?" He asked out loud, making sure to cast his mom a look, "I've missed your food." He whined.
His mother just smiled at her kid, "I'll get something ready." She said and walked inside.
Izuku smiled and fist bumped the sky, "Mom's amazing food. Best thing to ever happen."
His dad just laughed and nudged him, "Get inside, we can't stand outside forever."
Izuku quickly nodded and stepped inside, quickly ducking when he noticed someone holding a confetti cannon to his face. The confetti fell around them on the ground.
He nearly had a heart attack.
"Happy birthday?" Natsuo said sheepishly with a now empty cannon in his hands. Fuyumi slapped him on the back of his head, "Smartass." She muttered.
Then the rest of his family popped up, shouting "Surprise!" in unison.
He smiled when he took note of everyone, the Bakugo's, Todoroki's, his aunt who he have,'t seen in ages, and his uncle Yagi. "Hey everyone!" He said, dropping his bags to wave vigorously.
He got pulled into a hug by the confetti launcher, "Hey, how have you been?" He quickly asked.
Natsuo smiled at him, "Been good, trying to catch up to you." He teased.
"You can try." Izuku sassed. Being around June a lot had consequences, al thought he was glad that he built up a small backbone.
He then got pulled in a hug by Fuyumi, "Shoto has been absolutely miserable without you." He could hear Shoto whine in the back, "Glad that i'm not the only miserable one." He joked and earned a punch from Bakugo.
"Eh? Don't forget about me nerd, I demand a hug too, you huge ass tall dude. At this point you'll be as tall as this huge hero." He said and nonchalantly pointed at the number two hero who was watching their exchange amusedly.
"You bet he will!" The hero snapped, "This little nephew of mine beat me." He grumbled.
"That's weak!" Katsuki retorded.
Izuku quickly pulled him into a hug, shutting the younger teen up, "You're so ballsy."
"He has been spending too much time with Natsuo." Shoto quipped.
That surprised Izuku, "I'm surprised you would even hang out with the Todoroki's."
Endeavor let out a booming laugh, "He has been one of my protoge's since you left. The kid is a literal bomb."
Katsuki let a feral grin appear on his face, "Two more years to train and beat you."
Izuku raised his eyebrows at that, "I will not spar with you now, we will when we're at U.A." They grinned at each other.
"You bet your ass I'll beat you."
Izuku rolled his eyes and started greeting everyone else. Making sure to duck somewhat closer to his uncle Might, "Got you a shield, better accept it as a thank you." The boy said with a voice that he would have no choice but to accept.
The man just clenched his jaw and nodded.
He then saw his dad clap, "I'm sure everyone would want some lunch. Me and Yagi will start up the barbeque now."
All the adults walked outside to sit in the sun, and enjoy whatever adults do, most likely laughing at very bad memes they'd find on a forum.
The teens and Fuyumi just shared a look, and Izuku started sweating. "So," Kacchan began, "What's that on your neck?"
Izuku frowned, confused and then his jaw dropped memories of the plane flooding in. Well just one thing he didn't really forgot, but just one tiny detail.
In the plane.
Izuku got pushed against the door of the toilet, he tried to make it as soft as possible. "I'm just irresistible aren't i?" He had won his bet, who would latch onto the other first? Well, June was. She now owed him 600 yen. He'll make sure to buy her favourite thing with it later, just to rub it in her face.
"Shut up." She whispered and started kissing him.
Izuku smiled and deepened the kiss, turning it into a make out. After taking a gulp of air June had pressed her lips against the pulse on his neck.
He released a soft groan when she started sucking on the pulse.
After a few more seconds of that, she went down a bit and started doing the exact same. Pressing her hand against his abs.
He just clenched his hands on her waist a bit tighter.
Back to present time.
Natsuo sniffled his laugh and nudged his older sibling, "You wish that was you huh?" He whispered loud enough for everyone except Izuku to hear.
Bakugo snorted, bursting into a laugh. Shoto just sat there, confused. Oh and Fuymi was red and fuming.
Izuku tilted his head, "Am i missing something?" He questioned. Shoto nodded in agreement.
"Just an inside joke while you were gone." Bakugo covered.
Izuku felt a small pang, but it was a justified one, he was studying in a whole different place anyways. Then he remembered the hickey. He slapped a hand on it. "Do you think everyone saw it?" He asked quietly.
Natsuo nodded, "The two on top are red-ish and uh, the one by your collarbone," The boy winced at how coloured it was, "Is dark purple."
"I can't say a robot explosion did it right?"
"No." Katsuki deadpanned.
Fuyumi sighed and ruffled through her bag, "I have foundation if you want."
Izuku was about to go on his knees for it, but he resisted. "Please. Can you help me put it on? I never worked with it."
The oldest Todoroki nodded and followed him into his bathroom. Away from the teasing that was erupting.
Fuyumi started dabbing the make up on the length of his neck, Izuku had seen it in the mirror and winced, "Shit." He whispered under his breath.
Fuyumi raised her eyebrows in surprise, "Holy crap, the wholesome boy just cussed. You must be pissed."
That was an understatement.
He so was going to lecture the pink haired girl later.
Turns out he whispered it unconsciously. "Pink hair eh? Didn't look like your type." Fuyumi commented.
Izuku tilted his head, away from the bruises on the neck. "I have a type?"
The white haired girl nodded, "Like, dark coloured hair, and most likely, a calm personality."
The green haired boy narrowed his eyes at her, "How did you know that she isn't calm?"
She gave him the, 'Are you dumb?' looked and unlocked her phone, clicked on the profile and looked at the highlights, Ito, Bateman, Settimo, robots, I-Island, Food. She clicked on Ito's highlight without any doubt.
There were a lot of stories with her in it, maybe a little less than robots, but definitely more than the rest of his table mates. He smiled awkwardly, "Surprise?".
Fuyumi shook her head, "She exploded two things, was literally jumping in once place, on your couch."
She quickly finished up covering his neck, it was a bit two coloured, but close enough. He bowed quickly, "Thank you!"
The girl just laughed and walked out of his bathroom, "I've found out who!" She said with a singy voice.
Izuku's eyes widened and quickly walked out of the room, trying to snatch her phone. But alas, she had already shown it to everyone in the room.
"Doesn't look like your type." Shoto remarked. Bakugo nodded, "Agreed."
"I have a type?" Izuku asked under his breath, exparated,
"Calm and dark hair." The two had deadpanned, giving each other a high five.
Izuku just kept quiet, "So, how is your relationship going?" Natsuo asked, breaking the gossiping between the two.
The green haired boy just frowned, and leaned back onto the chair, "It's more of a casual thing," He shot Bakugo a look as he opened his mouth, "No sex." He interrupted.
Katsuki rolled his eyes, "Wimp."
Izuku gave him a pointing look, "I just turned 16, like five days ago."
Natsuo looked like he was about to speak up, but sent his sister a nervous look. Deciding against it. He shrugged it off, "Did you make anything cool?"
"An unbreakable shield, and guess what."
"A robot?" Katsuki said with a hint of being uninterested.
"For U.A." He grinned at their jaw dropping.
Bakugo tsked, "Of course you would make a robot for the best hero school around." He grumbled annoyed.
"You should tell us about it, maybe Bakugo would be able to use it." Natsuo offered.
Izuk shook his head, and shrugged sheepishly, "Signed a NDA. Can't or they'll literally sue me. But the client likes me well enough."
"Holy shit." Kacchan said without a filter, that reminded the older Todoroki.
"Guys, golden boy cursed when we were in the bathroom."
"Holy shit." The explosive boy repeated.
"It's not that big of a deal." Izuku whined, his dad walked into the rool, stopped and squinted his eyes at his son once again. "Are you wearing a new shirt?"
Izuku nodded.
"Must've seen it wrong." The detective muttered and perked up, "Lunch is going to be ready! Yagi just needs bread buns! Go outside." He ordered.
They just nodded and hurried out, Izuku knows about Yagi's barbeque skills. He will not miss out. He sat down next to his aunt, Makoto.
"Hey Obasan." The green headed kid said and smiled at her, brightly as always.
"Hey kid." She smiled back and ruffled his hair, "I like the haircut." Izuku smiled.
"You know kid, there is going to be an interview in a week, I have to ask the questions, wanna be my partner?" His aunt asked casually.
"On t-tv?"
"Yes, i'll reveal the stars to you yet, unless you don't want to join." She mused.
Izuku stifled at that, "I'll join you, what do you want me to do?"
"Just ask a few questions from a paper we'll give you," She then nudged her nephew, "They'll love your handsome face." She teased.
The boy turned red, "S-Sure." A plate was placed in front of him, "Eat up kid." His uncle Might said in his true form.
Izuku nodded and took a bite of his burger, and moaned at the flavour. "I have so many jokes to say but won't." Natsuo declared trying to stop laughing.
Fuyumi gave him a deadpanned look, "Is it a "That's what she said' joke? If that is so, mom. Permission to beat up Natsuo?"
"Yes."
"No."
The parents looked at each other, "Rei!,", "Enji!" they scolded in unison. "Explain yourself." Rei said once she shot him a look to quiet down.
"H-He needs some good humor knocked into him!" Enji complained, "Fuyumi is funnier than him." He whined.
Shoto nodded at that, "You just cuss and try to make it funny Nat.". The said boy started whining.
"Y-You didn't need to give me any presents!" Izuku complained, "I-I have enough, I'm literally spoiled rotten!"
"You don't accept anything." Kacchan pointed out from his seat. His mother shoved the gift in Izuku's hands. "No choice." She deadpanned before sitting next to her son. Masaru just sent him an apologetic look.
He waved it off and started tearing open the gift. Revealing a black box, pretty professional looking too. He clicked the box open and gave the family an exparated look but nodded in a thank you notion.
"They got me another bow. A compound one." He said to his mom, who had been giving her best friend another look. "What did we agree on!"
"We agreed on me, not buying Izuku a weapon, that's why Little Katsuki did it." The women smiled victoriously.
Inko just sighed and took a sip of her drink.
Izuku said a quick thank you and moved onto the next gift, this one was from Makato, she had just walked in and out of his house only to reveal two long bags stuck on a clothing hanger. He just had to assume that that is clothing.
He unzipped the first bag, and shrieked.
A body had fallen out, and Inko passed out. Mitsuki and his dad were the first ones to attend to her.
He heard no falling sound, a normal body would make a sound like, thud! He glared at his aunt who had been trying to keep her laugh in.
"You just caused mom to pass out." Izuku pointed to his mother, "No cool, next one better not be like that." He said and glared at his aunt.
He then unzipped the second bag, revealing a white dress shirt, a black slim tie, no waistcoat, navy blue blazer and black trousers.
"Can't have my little interviewer wear something informal to his first interview can we?" She said amused. She has good fashion style and she knows it, she also knows that she'll get scolded by her older brother for making his soon to be wife pass out.
Izuku smiled at the gesture, "Thank you auntie."
His uncle, literally All Might, had gotten him, one kick ass present. A sport motorcycle. But not just that motorcycle, but a freaking Edgeshot motorcycle.The quietest, powerfullest motorcycle to ever be. ANd yet, here he had the limited version of it. Right in front of him.
The Edgeshot: Assassin. In a box, But still.
"What the fuck." He deadpanned.
His mothers jaw dropped, his dad was trying to cover his laugh by coughing, the teens bursted into a laugh, the Todoroki's wore an entertained look on their faces, his aunt Makoto looked very amused. All Might just coughed more blood, doing the exact same thing as his dad, but per usual to his injury. Additional things by laughing happens. The Bakugo's, or well specifically Mitsuki Bakugo just shouted, "Fucking finally we get something out of him!" She shouted, exparated.
Izuku quickly covered his mouth and looked at his uncle, "Am I even allowed to ride this?"
"Driving ages will be lowered to 16, enough time to put this together right?" The pro hero mused.
Izuku nodded rapidly, "Enough time."
Endeavor cleared his throat, clearly not enjoying how similar the gift they got for him was. He unlocked his phone and showed a picture to the teen. The teens eyes widened, "Holy shit!" He cussed once again.
"Don't make this a habit young man!" His mother's menacing aura was back. He cowered slightly.
"No mom!" He peeped out, "You bought me a rare classic car?" He emphasized.
The man grunted and nodded, "You need a cool hero persona, we're both classic classic car guys. Put it together with all the stuff I put in the storage, and you'll have a motor for this age, an interior fitted for the future top 10 hero and one hell of a powerful and speedy car."
"This was all his idea, but i don't think you really mind." Fuyumi noted the face her practically little brother made.
Shoto handed him a quite heavy gift. Unwrapping it he smiled, a tool kit box, with his initials engraved in it. He opened the box, noting that it's one of the best tools out there. "This had to be expensive." He said casting his Uncle Toshi, Uncle Enji and best friend/little brother figure Shoto a glare.
They sheepishly shared a look and nodded. Mitsuki spoke up, "There is no other way but to tell they made a bet, there has to be no other way."
They all defended themselves, not missing a beat after Mitsuki had accused them of.
"I declare you all guilty." Izuku said making a makeshift little hammer from the wooden table and slapping it down. His eyes softened, "From now on, personal gifts, not expensive gifts." He said strictly, using his dad's intimidation lessons.
Said dad was now wiping away a faux tear, "He's growing up;". His mom just laughed and playfully rubbed his back.
"I'll ship the box to Todoroki-san storage of the car." Toshinori said quietly.
Izuku just took a deep breath in, "Thank you all."
Later that night
"I will literally obliterate you once i see you." The boy threatened over the phone, he wasn't really concerned about making an empty threat, she knew that.
"What did i do?" June asked, fauxing innocence.
"Hickeys, plural." He said ,exparated, "They threw me a surprise party! I had three hickeys on my neck! My dad thought he was hallucinating once I covered it with foundation. Why did you give me that many hickeys?"
"I couldn't give you hickeys on your stomach." She shrugged, he didn't see, they were calling after all. "And co workers were just being bitches, had to, relieve some stress" she teased.
"I will obliterate you." He deadpanned.
"Depends where, in a plane? No. In a bed? Yes please." She practically moaned out, just to annoy her friend even more than he is now.
he just simply hung up. Tempted, to throw his phone away.
He tightened the tie around his neck, "Do i need to wear a wire? That's what they do right?"
Makoto Tsukauchi just rolled her eyes, "Have you been watching old interviewing videos again? We have more advanced technology, Izu-chan. Now, let's get on stage, put on the best smile you have and let me introduce our lovely guests."
The green haired boy just nodded, he checked himself in the mirror once again, hickeys are gone, no grease on his face. He followed on stage once he got called up by his aunt.
"This handsome devil will be my co-interviewer for today! Izuku Midoriya, Q&A will be done at the end of the interview, stay tuned in and ask away!" She announced, Izuku stepped onto stage, they'd practiced before this. His hands were a bit sweaty, he noticed. Quickly taking a seat at the table he threw a wink at the camera. Aunt 'Kauchi said it'll be great for his image? Whatever that's supposed to mean.
"Now, I'll introduce our guests for today, our favourite R-Rated hero! Midnight! Along with her is the Rabbit Hero: Mirko!" Izuku paled on the inside, just one thought crossed his mind.
Oh No.
He steeled himself, the heroes walked out onto the stage, "Hey." The sultry voice of Midnight said, luckily for him, directed at the camera.
Rumi just waved, trying to subtibly flex her biceps at the camera. Key word was trying. He felt as if he was watching a body builder show.
He quickly bowed to the two heroes and shook their hands, he had wiped them on his pants, no worries about sweaty hands. He received a lingering handshake from the dark hair coloured hero, and an equally strong one from the rabbit hero.
He got an impressed look from Rumi. He felt pretty proud of that one.
He took a sip of water while they were getting seated, his deep voice rang out, "So, Midnight and Rumi, welcome to the interview, we first would like to thank you for participating." He gave them both a thankful smile, where Midnight would lick her lips back at him.
"Let's just dive into it, quite an uproar in the community sparked about your outfits, saying that they should be less revealing, any comments on that?" He asked.
Midnight started off, "Quirks like mine need to reveal more skin for me to use it, that's why the hero costume laws are strengthened due to my first costume whilst attending U.A. It allows me to tear it easily." She explained.
Mirko continued, "I have more of a physical quirk." She stated, "It enhances anything I have, from strength to my hearing. Older costumes I have used restricted my agility, and to people who have a problem with me simply dressing. Get over yourself. Saving people will be my priority, doesn't matter how I do it." She spit out.
His aunt nodded at their answers, she continued the interview. Izuku paled at the sight of Midnight winking at him. Letting him know, she hasn't forgotten the awkward teen.
"Do you stick to the All Might ideal, and do community service?" Izuku read off of his card.
Rumi immediately nodded, "Community service is a thing I do once a month, most of my savings go to charities."
Midnight nodded at her fellow pro heroes statement,"Community service is very important, i try to get 20 hours every month. From cooking to cleaning the streets with Fourth Kind."
Izuku smiled at that.
"So for the last round, Q&A!" His aunt announced and projected the questions on the holoprojector in the middle of the table. Izuku paled at the questions, and leaned over to Makoto, "Most are directed at me."
Rumi barked out a laugh, "They're asking for an arm wrestling match Midoriya-san." She then punched her fist into her palm, "Want to give it a go?"
Izuku gulped as his aunt answered, "He will take off your blazer and roll up your sleeves. Or else i'll never buy you a suit."
Izuku nodded and complied, he heard Midnight whisper under her breath, "Such a submissive."
He blinked a few times and sent her a questioning look, then grinning, "What was that Midnight-chan?" He was swimming through unknown waters now.
Midnight just barked out a laugh, "You do remember."
He just shrugged and held his arm out for Rumi, "Quirks or no quirks?"
"Can't do anything about my active quirk, so let's just use them."
Izuku grinned and they clamped their hands against each other, he had been training, making sure his muscle vessels broke over and over again, not his bones. He turned his quirk on to 25%.
Midnight stood between the two of them, "Ready? Go!" She squealed with delight.
The green haired teen clenched his jaw as he started pressing his strength against hers. His sweat nearly dropped, he upped with one percent and pressed her arm down on the table. With a smile on his face he held his hand out for her, "You nearly had me there.". They shook hands.
Midnight turned red and tried to keep her hands on her side, and uh, not down there. "What sportsmanship!" She then latched onto Izuku's arm, "I like it." She whispered seductively.
Makoto broke the uncomfortable aura around the boy, "They're asking if you knew one another before this?" She asked amused.
Izuku nodded and detached himself from her and took a sip of his drink, returning to his seat. "I was on a ride along, and she had secured a villain. My ride was just the closest around."
"You were wearing your grey glasses then," Midnight hummed, "I do like the black ones more." She basically purred.
He started sweating, and pulled on his collar. His aunt pointed to one of the vitrified questions. "They're asking if you model." She hummed out, "Connections Izuku, remember that." She whispered, he nodded, knowing what he'd have to do.
He turned to the camera, "I'm 6'0, (182cm), you can ask the agency here for my business email. I'm only here for a month."
"We have enough bonding to do until then." Midnight purred, Rumi just facepalmed, "You're making him uncomfortable." She whispered.
"He'll submit." The R-Rated hero whispered back.
"No i won't." He deadpanned and looked at the other questions, "They're asking what workout routine you have, Mirko-san."
"I'm posting a sneak peak tonight!" She announced to the camera, "What do you even use to workout?"
Izuku just grinned, "I use weights and my own body weight, for the body weight I mostly use 35% High density weights around my ankles and wrists." He explained, "It really drains my stamina."
"They're asking for a six pack reveal," Midnight said and licked her lips, "I for one, agree with them."
Izuku just smiled awkwardly at the camera, "I don't have one."
"Eight packs then."
Izuku just rubbed the back of his neck and finished his drink, looking at the questions once again, "How many people are watching?"
"About two million, they were really excited about the new guests, and it looks like they are very excited about you too." His aunt hummed.
"Too excited." He mumbled under his breath.
"Where do you go to school?" Rumi read off of the hologram. "Where do you? You look like you just finished it."
Izuku chuckled, "I study at I-Island Academy." He said and waved at the camera once again, "Shout out to my fellow students." He then turned to his aunt, "Please filter the questions about heroes, and not me."
His aunt nodded, "This'll be a pain, "She said and motioned for the crewmates on set to filter it, "Here we go."
"Are you aiming for the top 50 ranks?" He read, "You have debuted recently, ambition is a good thing to have."
Rumi smiled and nodded, "I'm aiming for the top 10." She then directed her intimidating gaze at the camera, "I will be in the top 10." She declared.'
"We should do this again, Izu-chan." Midnight purred.
"No we shouldn't," He said and then turned his head to his aunt, "Can we leave? I want to go through some blueprints for Yagi." He basically pleaded. "And the car." He mumbled.
His aunt nodded, "Let me finish up with the guy from above, then we'll leave. You'll get a pay too." She nudged his side, "Aren't you like, getting rich already. With the project and gear."
Izuku shrugged, and unlocked his bank app, "I'm already in the thousand, maybe i should start investing." He muttered about the possibilities.
He then felt a nudge in his back, he jumped out of it, and rubbed the back of his neck, "Sorry Mirko-san."
The pro hero just shrugged, "You were starting to go off and Midnight is basically undressing you with her eyes."
Izuku sent the pro hero a desperate look to stop.
The pro hero took it the wrong way, and basically grabbed him and pressed herself against him.
"N-No!" He said loudly and detached himself from her, once again. "What did we discuss!"
"We discussed nothing. "Midnight pointed out.
Izuku paled, "Wrong person." He mumbled, "Keep distance!" He said and held out a chair as if taming a lion.
"Is this roleplay? Want to borrow my whip? I can be the lion if you want. Only if I am allowed to pounce on you." She then winked at him while licking her lips, "I could eat you up, easily."
"Is this foreplay?" Rumi said, slightly uncomfortable.
"Please, no." Izuku pleaded. He saw his aunt and quickly ran to her, "She's going to kidnap me at this point." He deadpanned and ran into her car.
Makoto let out a laugh, Rumi sent Midnight a deadpanning look. The R-Rated hero just shrugged, "If he only just jumped in my car as fast as he jumped in 'Kauchi's car."
The next day
'Please stop spamming me. I am here.' Izuku sent both Mina and the Blue table group chat. Deciding to deal with the blue table he kept Mina's chat open.
'You just got eyefucked by Midnight. Again.' She had sent.
Izuku sighed, 'I am well aware of that.'
'Why didn't you tell me that you're back in town anyways! We can go out to the movies.'
Izuku clicked on the voice recording button, "I'm not going out anytime soon, unless the place is really abandoned. Everyone recognises me now, and with the modeling gig I just got, it's overwhelming. We can hangout with a friend of mine, I'm sure you'll like him." He said and sent it.
He had been swarmed by a crown not even 2 hours ago, groceries will be so hard to do. He'll have to start buying his melon soda from vending machines!
'Give me a time and place, i'll be there.'
He quickly sent the details and returned back to his computer with a sigh, "The plans aren't too complicated for me, I could always just ask Mr. Mechanic. He could help me, hell, even Bateman would help, that'd be so nice. Bonding time. I really want Settimo's pasta again-" He paled.
As fast as lightning he opened the blue table group chat, he had been spammed with questions.
'Bro you probs have hella connections now. When is your modeling gig? -Cyborg'
'In three days.- Izuku.' He quickly added another text, 'Am i getting a nickname?'
'Greek god, and Midnight's God, she would literally get on her knees for you. You do be getting all of the girls.' Bateman replied with not missing a single beat.
'Are you trying to make his head even bigger? Al though, you're not wrong. We went swimming once, the guy seriously had an eight pack.' June sent.
He snorted at the ironey, 'Consider me flattered.'
'You looked very uncomfortable.' Settimo had sent, his heart softened, 'I'm fine now, Midnight was basically groping me.' He replied.
'I'm going to sleep now! Goodnight!'
'Night Greek God.' Bateman texted.
'Night Midnight Lover.' He seriously was going to obliterate June, not in bed mind you. Well she wouldn't mine as she mentioned before, but he was still young.
"Goodnight Midoriya."
He sat down on the couch with his parents watching tv. His dad suddenly turned off the tv, "We need to talk."
Izuku nodded and turned to his parents, "What's up?"
"We are expecting." They said in unison.
Izuku frowned confused, "Expecting a package? It's not in the mail, I checked it this morning."
His dad started laughing, "Expecting." He emphasised.
Izuku tilted his head, "Expecting the marriage? You literally signed up for this."
"A baby 'Zuku!" His mother said excitedly.
His jaw dropped, "But what were you expecting th- Oh." He came to the realisation, "I'm going to be an older brother." He said, barely believing it.
Inko nodded and pulled her son in a hug, "You're going to be an older brother!"
"And a Tsukauchi." Naomasa said from his side of the hug.
"Older brother and a Tsukauchi. Holy shit."
He felt a flick on the back of his head, "Language!" his mom scolded as his dad barked out a laugh.
"It better be a girl, I wanna teach her to fight."
His mother looked at him, kind of horrified, "No."
"Yes." his dad argued.
Izuku grinned, "She'll need to learn how to defend herself, what happens if she gets in the middle of something!"
His mother just flicked the back of his head, "Only when she turns 8. Earlier than that and I will have to learn how to fight, just to kick your ass." She threatened.
"So we all agreed on a girl?" His dad butted in.