A/N: Short chapter! I had to get the marriage out of the way, i don't have one single clue on how to write one. But i am here to intro duce you to, Izuku Tsukauchi!

Tiguylerobot; Mineta needs a little shock to comprehend what even is happening.

Bear of War: Holy shit. MF GENIUS.

ManGuyPerson: I actually had another reason for the story name, but it fitted when i kind of forgot to give Izuku a nickname. Took my chance! Real reason will come when they chose their hero names!

Ochsee: I tend to keep it up for so long, you don't even know. Mindight not knowing the boy is a minor is hillarious. Have a good day! You better stay healthy too.

XenoLucifer: Duly noted!

Chapter 18:

They totally did not cry that day, when his mom announced that she was pregnant really was something new for him. Who knows? Maybe in some alternative universe his mom would've never met his dad.

Izuku was trying to get into his shed, his hands itching to build something. It's not an extreme itch, but it still is an itch. Once you touch it it'll get worse.

so he just decided to snatch away Shoto's Wally and program some more stuff into it, and maybe add new wheels.

Did he also mention that he's at his parents wedding revenue? Probably didn't, he had spent the day before running around doing errands for the expecting parent. He didn't mind particularly but it took some stamina out of him, he had to keep biking between every destination, florist and photographer, there was a list but he was too tired to take out the list.

The sand was already doing its job and made their way into his shoes. He was going to discard the shoes sooner or later. No parent can stop him.

Unless they're a grumpy, stressed Inko Midoriya.

His dad suddenly appeared in front of him, Izuku cussed at himself, 'What if he was a villain, you'd take the dead game to the extreme.'. The teen blinked a few times, "Sorry, can you repeat that dad?"

His dad held up his finger and panted, "C-Can" pant, "You be my b-best man?" He placed his hands on his knees.

"At this rate i'll have to study how to be an EMT just to resurrect you." Izuku said amused, "Yes i'll be your best man, aren't you like, Just a bit too late to ask? The wedding is in 2 hours." Midnights God Scolded.

"I forgot!" His dad defended himself, "Yagi is waiting in the house, Inko is at the Bakugo's!"

"Are you guys going on a honeymoon?" Izuku suddenly asked, he totally had forgotten about honeymoons, or whatever married people do.

His dad threw his hands up, "I totally forgot about that too!" He said exparated. "Can you be home for two weeks? You can eat at the Bakugo's or Todoroki's? Or invite them home, just don't let them burn it down. You could maybe start with your motorcycle?"

Izuku's jaw dropped, and pinched the guy, "Get yourself together! Y-You just-"

His dad had a look of horror appear, "I did it didn't i?"

Izuku nodded and then smirked, "Everyone owes me money now," He felt really smug about it.

Tsukauchi felt confused.

The green bean took a note of that and started explaining, "I made a bet with them last year. If you would start muttering after or before."

"How much do i get?"

"Only 10%."

His dad rolled his eyes, "So you'll be fine for two weeks? We'll have the week before you go back to I-Island together."

The teenager nodded, "I'll take the cab or bike if i'm needed anywhere," He hummed, "Who knows, and i will be working on that motorcycle."

The detective laughed, "Thanks kid, invite whoever. Just run it by us first."

The wedding had been a mess for the newly wedded Tsukauchi's, they all couldn't keep their tears in. He heard a couple, 'It's spreading.' in the crowd. Which was absolutely hilarious.

Mitsuki had been shouting 'finally' the whole time from next to Inko of course., Masaru had been keeping her at bay. Katsuki just looked grumpy to be in a suit, or it could just be because he's at a social gathering.

The todoroki's were a different case, Rei was letting go of a few tears, Enji was looking very proud, Fuyumi was the same as her mom, Natsuo was nodding with a smug face and Shoto was smiling.

Izuku stood next to his uncle in his small form, they had been selected to be his best man. He earlier got some strong drink that his dad gave him the stink eye for, "Only time you're going to do this, is with me."

Izuku just smiled and shrugged.

The green haired boy snapped himself out of his daydream, having missed their speeches. He's sure Mitsuki had Masaru film the whole thing anyways.

"I do."

"Do you Inko Midoriya, take Naomasa Tsukauchi, as your husband?"

"I do."

They were all shining so bright, Natsuo just nodded once more before reaching into his breast pocket and pulling out sunglasses, Shoto quickly did the same.

"Doku's." Katsuki whispered before pulling out his own pair of sunglasses.

The newly wedded headed their way to the car, just to drive a few blocks and enter their decorated house.

The party had been going for a bit. Some other friends came, he's pretty sure that he saw some dark spikey hair. He chose to avoid that person for now. That they were the potential R-Rated hero, was huge.

He unlocked his phone, and checked his mail. 'Koki has sent you an email.' the boy quickly scanned the email and made a mental note to reply later, or send him a text.

The next was from the modeling agency, they had appreciated him coming in. He smiled at the gesture, the agency was pretty populair, definitely rising through the ranks. He was getting swarmed by a few people after it came out.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" Shoto asked.

Izuku hummed, "Yes, i am, are you? I know you don't really do well in social cases."

Shoto waved his concern away, "I'm not drained yet, I can go no for another hour or two."

"Shoto? Can you stay with me for a few days? With Kacchan? I haven't asked him yet but you know."

"Sure, mom will understand, who else is taking care of you? You'd forget to eat cause your building something once again.

Katsuki snorted at that, "Of course he would, The damn nerd got nothing but gears for brains."

"A few gears would have heroes on them." The heterochromic boy added.

Izuku rubbed the back of his neck, "Oops." He mumbled.

"Are you going to introduce us to your pink lady friend on the Island?"

"No." Izuku deadpanned, throwing away Bakugo's question.

"Why not?"

"Cause you'd get along with her, like scary good along with her."

Bakugo grinned, his red eyes glowing slightly, "More of a reason to introduce us."

Shoto frowned and stayed quiet, deciding that this wasn't really his forte.

"No."

Kacchan rolled his eyes, "So what about me staying with you?"

"You are. No choice, auntie already said it's fine." Izuku smirked.

Bakugo rubbed his hands together, a small cloud of smoke coming from it. "I will destroy you on this new game I got."

Izuku smiled, "Wouldn't expect any less of you Kacchan."

"You too Shoto-kun, I will obliterate you."

"Sure." Shoto responded.

Izuku sighed internally, the boys' social skills were lacking, but that's Shoto for you. Being homeschooled suddenly doesn't sound that great.

The evening had come to a halt, the married couple were at the door in comfortable clothes, with suitcases in their hands.

"Behave." Tsukauchi said with a strict aura around him.

"I see where you learned it from." Shoto whispered and Izuku nodded.

"Do you have everything? Bakugo's number? Todoroki's number? Your bike? Extra money? If you need anything just call me, if something happened just call me. Don't get hospitalised." His mother rambled.

"Yes mom." Izuku gave her a bright smile, "You better enjoy your honeymoon with dad."

"Yes I will, i'll call you! Bye bye Izuku Tsukauchi!'

Izuku grinned at that, "Bye bye Inko Tsukauchi."

They had signed their legal papers a few hours ago, turning both of them into a Tsukauchi. Izuku was so happy about that.

The two boys could feel the happiness radiating off of them, they internally sighed at their drained social battery. But brightened up at the radiation.

They were inside now, "I have to answer an email. I might call with a few friends soo, you can join if you want." Izuku offered.

Bakugo raised his eyebrow at that, "Is lady friend there?"

"Yes, it's inevitable to have you guys not meet at one point. Better rip off the band-aid." Izuku reasoned, and shot Shoto a look.

"Maybe, only if you make cold soba for me."

"Consider it done."

"And you Todoroki-kun, have soba for brains."

The heterochromic boy frowned, "It's cold soba."

"When you eat, does one side of your mouth warm up the soba?" Izuku suddenly asked.

"Izu, what?" The pair asked in utter disbelief.

The green haired boy clasped his hands over his mouth, "I-I didn't mean to ask that."

The duo just, nodded and walked into the kitchen dragging the muttering boy with them, "Soba." Shoto deadpanned.

Izuku nodded and pulled his apron on, pulling all the ingredients out of the fridge whilst the two just sat quietly, each doing their thing. Mid-way his cooking, his familiar ringtone went off, "Can you pick that up Bakugo?"

The blonde grunted and slid his finger across the screen, making a holoprojector pop up, his workspace friends came up.

"Who are you?" Bateman asked immediately.

"Your worst nightmare." Bakugo answered darkly.

"Kacchan stop messing with them." Izuku said strictly, "Put all of us in the frame please." He asked politely.

Katsuki positioned the phone, Shoto gave an awkward wave. "Ito took a screenshot' came up. Izuku frowned, "What do you take a screenshot for?"

Shoto then looked at his best friends clothes, "You're wearing your mothers apron."

Izuku's eyes widened for a second, and then shrugged, "I don't want the tank top to get dirty."

"Oh yes, i know." June said and eyed him.

"Congratulations with your parents." Chef said from her projector corner.

Izuku smiled, "Thank you."

"I'll send you a recipe as a gift, i'm sure you and your mother will appreciate it."

The green bean smiled gratefully. Purposely ignoring June's calls.

"Oi, pink haired girl, please stop eyefucking him." Bakugo called from his seat.

The girl rolled her eyes, "Please, this is one of the only times he's wearing a tank top, his muscles are fucking bulging. I am simply appreciating the show." She shot back.

"Watch your language!" Settimo noted.

"No." The two said in unison. THe simply just nodded at each other with a knowing smile. "Stop copying me." Once again, in unison.

They looked at one another skeptically, "Fuck!" They tried again.

"If this continues i'm hanging up." Bateman said.

"I'm sorry, but i think your screen is in black and white, you're lacking a few colours." Shoto remarked from his seat.

"I'm grey."

"So you have a black and gray coloured room?" Katsuki asked with a confused face.

"Yes."

"We already had this discussion with him." Settimo sighed.

"He's like a damn chameleon in his room."

Izuku finished cooking and handed the two their plates, "How aren't you stuffed? We had dinner after the wedding."

"Soba always has space in my stomach."

"Spicy."

Izuku rolled his eyes and snapped it towards the holograms, "I got two new projects."

That got Bateman's attention, "Do tell Greek God."

Bakugo cringed at the nickname, "Doku fits him more." He said before stuffing his face.

"We have two, Greek God and Midnight Lover."

"Now that. Is a good nickname." Bakugo said to the latter.

"I got an Edgeshot Assassin, and a classic classic car with a new motor in it." Izuku said changing the subject.

"Porca troia." Settimo hissed.

"I will get my hands on that motorcycle." June pledged.

"Sharing is caring." Bateman said.

"I haven't even told you about the car!" Izuku whined and held up his phone to show the picture, "Jaguar E-type. Guys, this is the pre-quirk era."

They all cussed, just to get scolded by Shoto.