A/N:
Spirit of chaos, Zee goddes: Thanks for reading and reviewing! I feel the very need to include so many people, even Mineta
Totem-Mimikyu; Right?! Setsuna and Izuku sound pretty underrated to me, not that there is a lot to base on. but still, who wouldn't mind a small abnter between friends. I also see your reviews by like, every story ever! you should totally let me know which ones you like.
Josh: Balancing is needed, might've been my star sign acting up, Libra gang after all! (I have no clue what i am talking about but my star sign literally is a libra and has that balancing thing as kind of what, logo? Yeah welcome to my joke explaination)
Chapter 26:
He walked in and sat in the back, but frowned when Tenya made his way to him, "Can I help you Iida-kun?"
"Why aren't you wearing your full outfit!" He started his stiff arm chopping.
Izuku, really not wanting to have a headache, decided to just push his glasses back and sighed, "You'll see why when Aizawa comes in." The stiff robot just nodded and went back to his place.
Once the bell rang, they were all sat down and quiet, Aizawa's creepy grin couldn't get creepier, "Great, do that more and you'll not be on thin ice." He joked? "Anyways, Problem Child no.1, upfront now." He ordered.
Said Problem Child no.1 walked to the front and stood at the stand, getting handed a bunch of cards. "This is the second time i'll be doing this." He groaned to his teacher.
"Just do it."
The green bean sighed and just pulled his teacher ID out of his pocket and showed the class, "Surprise."
"What." Bakugo huffed, as the rest just said a slightly calmer what.
"Izuku Tsukauchi, turning 18 in July, I have a motorcycle, hence the helmet in my locker, as Kaminari already questioned, a part time teacher during non heroic classes and a part time student. As other questions 1-B asked, I am single, I am an I-Island academy graduate, majored in Mechanics, engineering, support course and minored in biology and chemistry." He let out a breath, and pointed at Bakugo.
"How did you get into being a teacher?!"
"Remember the robots from the entrance exam?" A confirming noise went through the room, "I hope you liked the 2-pointer! I made that baby." He grinned happily.
"I nearly got taken out by that one!" Mineta chided from the back.
The green haired inventor just shrugged, he pointed at Momo, "What will you be doing during our normal subjects?"
"Good question, i'll just be helping out teachers," He turned around and showed them his earbuds, "Any teacher can call me if i'm available, if they really need my help, I get an excuse out of heroics class, which would mostly exist out of helping out in natural disaster places." He listed off. Momo being happy with the answer just nodded and sat down.
"Is that it?"
"No, how do you get all of the hero chicks?!" Kaminari whined.
"My man, I wish I didn't, journalists are on my ass the whole time, you saw the first day, we're for me. I accidentally said I'll be attending U.A., you should see me try and organise my emails." He whined, Aizawa made a sound.
"All Right, that's it, you'll now be having Yamada-sensei, I'll be in the teacher lounge!" he said happily and walked into the back, not before getting stopped by Mineta, with a menacing aura surrounding the small guy. "How do you get the girls?" He was drooling at the thought.
Izuku just uncomfortable sent Yaoyoruzo a look and took Mineta's hand off of him, she just sent one of sympathy back. Grabbing his leather shoulder bag he made his way out of the classroom.
When he opened the door he got pounced on by Midnight, "So young~" She purred, "I like the youth." She grinned.
He tried to push her off of him, "Aren't you supposed to have class?"
"No." She deadpanned, "Why didn't you even tell me how young you were?" She pointed out.
He gave her a grin, "It was funny to mess with you, you've been trying to know my age since i was 14."
"You were my height at 14." He successfully got a pouting pro hero off of him, "You had those glasses then too~"
"Yup." He sighed and looked at the skeleton in the corner, "You're not even going to help me out."
The man huffed, "I wasn't invited to your housewarming."
"You had patrol." His nephew pointed out.
"So?" All Might asked back, sassy as ever.
"Okay, you're invited to the next student analysing."
His uncle puffed into his muscle form and gave a thumbs up, "Now Midnight-" His conversation got interrupted.
'Tsukauchi report to the studio please-' he heard Power Loader plead, "She's crazy-' An explosion rang out through his earpiece.
"Be there in 5, don't die sir." He said jokingly and waved at his colleagues, "Bye bye! Power Loader needs help." He quickly sprinted out, explosions can really fuck up your hearing.
He panted as he reached for the door, it had been blown down. He slowly opened his eyes, pink. "Kouhai, off, now." He snapped.
"Yes yes bossman." She said and stood up.
He followed suit, happy to be on two feet. "What have you been doing?"
"Building some babies." She replied curtly.
"That's not building, that's exploding. Nonetheless, the blast zone is in the corner of the room, what are you doing so close by the door, in order for it to explode."
"Well, get this." She started, "I was showing it to Power Loader-sensei, and it might've been setting off small explosions-"
"For how long?" he interrupted, groaning on the inside, feeling the need for coffee.
"For about a few minutes-"
"To the blast corner, i'm putting your bench by the blast corner." He deadpanned and walked in, "Higari-san? Are you alive?" He asked.
The students in the studio had just left, but Hatsumei being one special case had already finished some courses, just so she can get more time exploding stuff.
"Barely." The pro hero groaned out.
"Hatsumei, i'm assigning you something that doesn't include building, but planning and patience." Izuku said strictly.
"June said you were more fun than that, especially in the workshop when no one is around."
Fun fact, they did make out quite a lot in the workshop, "You're not June, I will not be having a physical relationship with you Kohai. Now are you going to listen to what i have in store?"
The pinkette just sighed and sat down at one of the benches. "You tamed her?" Power Loader asked, full of surprise.
Izuku just shrugged, "I know Bakugo, says enough." He stood in front by one of the whiteboards, broadcasting his idea that he had ready.
"So Hatsumei, you'll be working on your design skills," he clicked on the next slide, revealing one of her blueprints, "It's sloppy, and if anyone had to buy it from you, they wouldn't even be able to see what shape it is." He deadpanned, "You need to make use of a ruler or geometry triangle." He said and threw the instruments on the table.
"I'll be assigning you to a specific thing you'll have to build. You can use your creativity, but stay in that zone. Extra additional things will be run by me."
He had made a slide, existing out of three circles connected, just one out of reach. The two connected are, 'creativity' and 'assignment' and the one not even close to being connected was, 'explosions.'.
"B-But."
"No buts, you'll get these kinds of projects every two months, it'll keep you exploding in check, and work on an assignment." He set his foot down.
"Okay." Mei muttered.
"Great!" Izuku said chirply, "I'll be by my desk finishing some extra things for my costume."
The green haired boy had grabbed his finalized suit and walked to his class. Walking in, he saluted the class, "How was it?"
"Present Mic sensei just fried my brain." Kaminari noted as he slammed his head against the desk.
"It was great." Iida said from his seat.
Izuku just sent everyone a sympathy thumbs up before making his way down to the back and waved at Yaoyorozu, "You're a recommended student right? How did the classes go?"
"It was nice, I didn't expect it to be so." Her voice trailed off.
"Typical?" Izuku offered.
She nodded at that, the greenette let out a small laugh, "I had that too when i was at I-Island. They gave me the books and a few videos to watch. Turned out I was ahead of the class, already having studied some of the classes. I'm happy I get to miss a few classes."
Her mouth stood agape, "Could that be an option here?" She asked, but then cut him off before he could even speak. "Actually nevermind that, I like attending these classes."
Izuku smiled at her and opened his mouth, only to get interrupted, again.
"I am..!" A Familiar voice rang out. "Coming through the door like a normal person!"
Fun fact, he actually did not come through the door like a normal person.
His uncle had, dramatically as always, entered the classroom. By his classic loud voice, His cape flinging by the wind? They were inside, where the wind was coming from.
The class bursted into whispering, "It's All Might!", "That's a costume from the Silver Age, isn't it?" Tsu said he had to keep an eye on her. Being that observant could lead to a lot of things.
He voiced that to Todoroki, who's eyes just widened and immediately pulled open his notebook.
"You're just giving him material." Bakugo shouted.
"It's better than letting him think of theories himself!" The greenette shouted back.
His uncle opened his shield to get everyone's attention, it flashed light as the typical American design showed. "Great, now that i have your attention! I teach Basic Hero Training. It's a subject where you train in different ways to learn the basics of being a hero. You'll take the most units of this subject." The man started to randomly flex.
"Let's dig straight into it! This is what we'll do today~"
With his fist swing he revealed the card, everyone was waiting for. 'BATTLE!' Flexing his arm once again, he pointed at the wall, "And to go with what are these" The mechanics from the wall showed itself, sliding out a bunch of shelves with numbers on them.
Everyone bursted into excited bubbles.
After they had changed, they gathered in Ground Beta.
Izuku and Todoroki being the first one who made it out stood facing the pro hero. "Nice shield you got there."
"Thank you, Young Midoriya, only from the best."
'Young Midoriya? Where had I heard that from?' Todoroki's brain was filled with a cloud of questions, not noticing the other students making their entrance. 'But he's Tsukauchi? Did they know each other before this?'
"They say the clothes make the man, young men and ladies. Be fully aware. From now on.." Dramatic pause, "You are heroes!"
Izuku felt badass, that's an understatement. He looked at the costumes, Iida's costume was similar to Engenium, of course that made sense, they were brothers after all. Tensei had told him about his little brother. Mostly because someone needed to feed him alcohol so he chills down a lot more.
Aoyoma was just flashy.
Shoji's hero costume really fitted him, seeing as he was an enigma. He wasn't really open to a lot of people.
Tsu's costume was green and had some straps surrounding it, presumably with her quirk. Doing whatever a frog could do. He assumed it acted more of a wetsuit.
Uraraka's costume was a black bodysuit with pink accents.
He was very disappointed at Mineta's suit, he nudged the little guy's head with his hand, "Is that how you intended for your hero suit?"
The guy shook his head, "They gave me a diaper."
Izuku immediately pulled his notepad out of his pocket, and wrote that down. "What did they do wrong? And the diaper thing sounds like mocking you." He pointed out.
The purple guy just sighed, "They had my whole costume wrong, the diaper was supposed to be a belt. The purple bodysuit they gave me was supposed to be a tight long sleeve, there was supposed to be armour. I wanted some baggy pants and high yellow boots." He listed off.
Izuku jolted that down and felt a tap on his shoulder, a shy Uraraka has shown herself. "They also got mine wrong." He immediately jolted down her name,
"They got the design kind of correct but they really changed a lot up. I was supposed to have a fully black helmet with magenta antennas on one side, upper body armour that you also see in American Football Movies, gloves, and padded knee length boots."
Izuku nodded as he confirmed it. The support agency was going to have a talk with him, under Nezu's guidance of course.
"Well, I for one, never asked for this." A voice rang out.
Izuku quickly turned around for this, immediately turning red, flailing his arms and holding it in front of her intimate area, blocking his vision. "Y-Yaoyoruzo, that's a lot of skin."
"As needed for my quirk, but this really is the exact opposite." She said and held her hair in one hand."
"I suddenly don't have a problem with the costumes." He heard Mineta whisper, seeing a bit of drool, Izuku 'accidentally' stepped on his foot.
Izuku quickly calmed his red face down, "Lay it on me?" He asked, holding his notepad up.
"Well, this is supposed to be something way different, would it be okay for me to show you it one time?" She questioned.
All Might cleared his throat, "If you have issues with your hero costume, you can report to Young Tsukauchi here after lessons, or during breaks. He is mostly spotted in the support course."
Izuku nodded at that statement. "Now, shall we begin, you zygotes?"
"Sensei! This is a battle center from the entrance exam, so will we be conducting urban battles again?"
"Nope! We're going to move ahead two steps" The pro hero said and flashed all of them a peace sign, "Most of the time, fighting villains take outside, but if you look at the total numbers, atrocious villains appear indoors at a higher rate." The hero began listing things off, "Imprisonment, house arrest, backroom deals, in this society filled with heroes, truly intelligent villains hide in the shadows!"
Izuku was proud of his uncle, he had asked him a few things, like where he could find statistics off of the internet. For a pro hero, he sure was acting like an old person who hadn't grown up with the internet.
"For this class, you'll be split into villains and heroes and fight 2-on-2 indoor battles."
"Without basic training?" A voice rang out from the crowd.
"This is a real battle to understand those basics." The man clenched his hand in front of his chest. "This time, the key is time, there's no robot you have to beat up."
Yaoyoruzo's voice rang from next to him, "How will wins and losses be determined?" She questioned.
He hadn't thought about that for some reason.
"Can we beat them up anyway?" Bakugo asked from behind them. He had been worried about the boy, battle training was announced and he had been quiet since then.
"You're not expelling us like Aizawa-sensei right?" The zero gravity girl asked, worried.
"How shall we be split up?" The stiff robot asked;
The pro hero sweatted at the asked questions and quickly opened up his notes. Izuku sighed, here we go.
"Here we go." He cleared his throat and started explaining the exercise. "The situation is that the villains have hidden a nuclear weapon somewhere in their hideout. The heroes are trying to dispose of that.
The heroes need to catch the villains or get the nuclear weapon back in the allotted time. The villains need to protect the nuclear weapon for the whole time or catch the heroes."
"A game of mouse and cat, only the mouse is Nezu." Izuku groaned.
The principal sneezed from his desk.
"Teams and opponents will be determined by drawing lots!"
"They're being decided so haphazardly?" Tenya called out with widened eyes.
That's when Izuku decided to speak up, "Pros often have to create makeshift teams with heroes from other agencies, so that's your answer."
"I see.." The engine quirk user said and trailed off. After a few seconds of silence, he swiftly bowed, "Please excuse my interrupting."
"It's fine, Let's do this quickly!"
Team A: Tsuyu Asui and Mashirao Ojiro
Team B: Yuga Aoyama and Hanta Sero
Team C: Minoru Mineta and Momo Yaoyoruzo
Team D: Shoto Todoroki and Koji Koda
Team E: Kyoka Jiro and Rikido Sato
Team F: Toru Hagakure and Denki Kaminari
Team G: Mina Ashido and Mezo Shoji
Team H: Eijiro Kirishima and Izuku Tsukauchi
Team I: Tenya Iida and Fumikage Tokoyami
Team J: Ochaco Uraraka and Katsuki Bakugo
Those were the teams, Izuku squinted at the redhead, "I have a feeling that I recognize you from somewhere."
"I on the other hand, do recognize you! You're that Hero Playboy aren't you?" He rubbed the back of his neck, "Well that's what they call you."
Izuku laughed, "That's just a rumour, I'm perfectly friends with them." He then paused, "How do you think the opponents are chosen?"
"With how much All Might is clicking on his phone," Kirishima sighed, "It's going to take forever, but that's manly too! Not knowing how phones work." He said and hardened his fists.
Izuku immediately lightened up, "So that's your quirk? I only saw it once yesterday! Your quirk couldn't really help you with that test we took yesterday."
The redhead sighed, "It was very unmanly of Aizawa-sensei to trick us like that. But his reason was very manly! I think some of us wouldn't really put in the effort if it was needed."
Izuku nodded, agreeing with his statement.
"Team H will be the heroes and team E the villains!" All Might announced. "Everyone else, head over to the monitor room. Villain team, go in first and set up! In five minutes, the hero team will break in, and the battle will commence!"
The pro hero stood at the entrance as the villain team walked in, "Learn to think from the perspective of the villains."
A collaboration of "Yes, sir!" was shouted through the class .
Izuku and Kirishima were standing outside the building, "So, any idea where to start?" The redhead started.
Izuku shrugged, "I actually have no clue where to begin." He said truthfully and continued, "Sato-kun's sugar rush is for three minutes. I have no clue how much sugar he has on him. Jiro-kun has enhanced hearing, her lack of muscles indicate her lack of fighting skills." He ranted.
"So, what we need to keep track of is, Sato-kun's quirk," Izuku hummed, "And Jiro-kun hearing?" Kirishima summed up, "What if we make a lot of noise to throw her off? And make Sato go on a wild goose chase?"
"Good idea, but, Sato smashed through walls."
"More sound for us."
"Okay, so i assume, that Jiro-kun would be with the bomb. Sato running off. What do we do?"
"Well we both could go against Sato-kun, you have speed enhancements and I have hardening." He said and demonstrated it.
"Okay, attack from outside or inside?"
"Outside would be useless, we both don't have a flying quirk."
"I can make steps on the side of the wall, or just something to ladder up."
"Smart!" Kirishima said excitedly. He looked at the building's plan in his hands. "We could go up from this side." He pointed to one side of the building, right in the middle.
"We can go from two different sides of the building. Cover more ground." Izuku said and pointed to the other side, "Stay in contact, keep count of the levels. If you're getting attacked, contact me with location." He checked his watch, "We should be going in a few seconds." He waited a few seconds as the announcement started.
"Let's start the indoor person-to-person combat training with Team H and Team E. Start!" The announcement rang.
They nodded at each other and Izuku followed Kirishima to his side of the building. Using the non fundamental pillars on the side he created a sort of ladder for the redhead. Eijiro flashed him a thumbs up, "Stay in contact partner!"
Izuku smiled and saluted, using One for All full cowling at 5%, and ran to his side, doing the exact thing he started to climb up the side of the building, peeking in by every window.
"Sato left the room in the connected hallway about room 1, your side., level 2." Kirishima spoke over the line.
He made a confirming sound as he made his way back down, to the second level. Peeking at the window. "Looking now, it seems cle- ah!"
Clink
Crash!
The broken glass bits flew past his face, a fist sticking out a few 5 centimeters from him. He tightened his grip as he jumped over to the new handle he molded, next to the broken window, before he jumped in, "Sugar found me, come in and make hella noise." He said and smashed the second window.
He quickly looked around, seeing an abandoned desk and some chairs, papers littering the floor. Ducking as soon as another sound was made.
Smash!
He had broken the wall, they had expected this but, goddamn. Izuku reached down and grabbed the string off his boots, dropping into a roll as Sato assaulted him with another punch, molded his wooden harness down into a bow, string connected.
Eijiro was trying to contact him, but all the sounds and focus wouldn't allow him to listen.
Picking up big pieces of broken wall and from the desk, he created blunt arrows with small spiky but non lethal, and started firing at the sugar rushed student.
After a few more seconds of continuously firing and dodging, Izuku noticed the sluginess coming from him, seeing this as his chance, he ran over and kept punchis his sides, switching sides every few seconds. At the end where the muscle man was just stiff, he upper cutted the guy, he now laid down on his own rubble of the wall he had broken down.
Not hearing the announcement coming in, he quickly ran over and placed the capturing tape around his wrists.
"Hero team, Wins!" All Might announced through their intercoms, "Please release Young Sato." Izuku nodded as he picked up some stone and molded it into a flaming sharp knife, cutting the capture tape.
"Good fight Tsukauchi." The sugar student said and held his hand out in respect.
Izuku shook his head and pulled him up, "You should do some hand to hand combat! Helps out a lot." He said.
Sato looked thoughtful for a second, "Maybe I will, I'll be taking that into consideration. Thank you, Tsukauchi."
With Kirishima.
The redhead was absolutely pumped, climbing the ladder he had trouble not contacting his teammate and telling all about it.
He whistled a bit, hoping Jiro could hear him and send Sato out, luckily for him, she just did that. He looked at the first floor windows. The fire escape ladder seems really tempting right now.
He peeked in and saw the door open, he quickly tapped his earpiece, "Sato left the room in the connected hallway about room 1, your side, level 2." He had observed the scene that happened before him, waiting for Tsukuahci to answer him. Not wanting to rush in and get caught in the crossfire.
he knew it was bad news when Sato walked to Izuku's window, hearing a smash and seeing a curl of green hair made him sigh in relief. His teammate had not been struck.
"Sugar found me, come in and make hella noise." He heard Tsukauchi say.
He hardened his skin and jumped into the window. Landing a bit ungracefully. he started to shout as loud as he could and threw the random litter he found in the hallway.
He stopped shouting as he stepped closer to the door of where the bomb would be. Looking over to the gaping hole in the wall and a dodging Sato. He slammed the door open and looked around.
Loud vibrations hit him, actively stunning him for a few seconds.
'Get your head in the game or else you won't get there!' He told himself and hardened up as he saw her with a chair.
He took the chair's force as it broke into pieces, with a slightly stupefied Kyoka. He tackled her down on the ground and hardened himself at the place where she tried to stab him with her earphone jabs.
Struggling to keep her hands still, and his hands from not touching any intimate places. It would be very unmanly of him to touch anything without permission.
Once he got it under control, he pulled out the table and attempted to wrap it around her wrists.
He hissed and cradled his hand, he just had been jabbed by her earlobe. Quickly using this as a chance to wring out from underneath him, she sprung on her feet. "C'mon, not so tough now huh?"
"That's so unmanly!" He cried out.
The girl shrugged, and prepared her own tape.
Kirishima knew he had to do the thing, he jumped up and hardened himself as he rammed against Jiro, throwing her on the ground, once again. Running past her and stopping right in front of the bomb. "It's pretty unmanly and manly of me to just do this, leaving a teammate to fight." He huffed jokingly as he touched the bomb with his fingers.
"Hero team, Wins! Please release Young Sato."
Kirishima walked over to Jiro, "If you were a second earlier with that tape, you would've gotten me." He said as he held his hand out.
Jiro accepted the hand and blushed slightly, "Only a second." she reminded him, "And i would've had your ass."
They laughed.
"Next battle will include Hero team G and the villain Team A!" All Might announced as the group departed from the scene.
A/N: I think that updates will be taking to 2-3 days now! I can't make things up on the fly, i have an anime to follow. And a manga yet to read :(
These pairings for the simulation is purely based off of some random number generator! Except for Momo and Mineta, need something in order to set off a chain.