A/N: Time for the first chapter of my story! Please review!

Disclaimer: I hate the one who makes the word disclaimer! I don't own any BLEACH or bleach of any kind! And that includes KH too! But one thing I won't disclaim, my OC!

Soul Society-Seretei-somewhere:

"Aaauuww..." Sora opened his eyes. The blinding sunlight threatened to cook his brain if he didn't do anything about it soon. Sora then got to his feet and rubbed the back of his head and took a good look around. "Woa... where is this place?" Sora said, realizing that he had crashed into a neighborhood of some kind." This place look, feudal," Sora said to his surrounding. He remembered being in a place like this before, and it had been Mulan's world.

Sora then proceed to smack his clothes who had been covered by heavy dust, and almost choked himself to death because of the heavy cloud of ust that he, himself had created. He then looked around him and saw that he had caused quite some damage to the surrounding area where he had crashed. It was lucky that Donald had cast the Protega magic in time or he and all of his friends would be cooked to death.

Suddenly, his eyes started to bulge by the thought of his friends. "Donald! Goofy! Chip! Dale!" Sora screamed and started to search the area. "Tartar sauce! They're not here!"

"Who's there?" someone screamed at him. Sora turned and saw that three people in black uniform came towards him. Sora's felt relieved.

"Hey! Can you guys help me out?" Sora took a step towards them. The three people paid no attention to Sora first as the surrounding damage was more eye-catching, and then towards Sora.

The Shinigami group exchanged weird glances to each other. Sora had stopped moving because the way these three looked at him was weird, as if they never saw someone crashed into a neighborhood with style before. Err...destruction more likely. The Shinigami group then turn their back on him and started to huddle between themselves.

"This guy's weird,"

"Yeah, he like, have the weirdest hair ever!"

"A-huh, it's so spiky it didn't go down!"

"Like Captain Zaraki's?"

Yeah, but the way Captain Zaraki's hair shine it's obvious he use hair-gel! Besides, do you know how much time he spent every morning in the bathroom?"

"But Captain Zaraki's hair is cooler!"

Yeah, cool. It makes him look like a clown! Who put bells on their hair?"

"Yep, agreed and look at his clothes dude! Totally not from here!"

"It's official then, he's then: ryoka!"

The three men then suddenly face Sora and held their zanpakuto at him.

"Woah! I'm sure we can settle this out by talking, right?" Sora said while backing away from them. The three Shinigamis shooked their heads in unison. "Come on! What did I do?" the Shinigamis then started to advance towards him. "Is it because I wreck your neighborhood?"

The three Shinigamis then screamed and charge towards him. Poor Sora had to run to avoid any more conflict.

Ichigo was back to his neighborhood (a/n: what I mean by neighborhood is where Ichigo and his friends currently live at Seretei.) from the Captains Meeting. He realized that it was quiet there.

"Wonder where everyone is?" he said to no one in particular. He then opened his house's door with quite a force that it made a girlish squeak. "WHAT THE?" Ichigo backed from the door. He didn't expect for it to humanly squeak. And then, he realized that multiple pair of eyes are on him.

Ishida, Orihime, Rukia, Chad and Tatsuki were inside his house, with Orihime holding her mouth with both of her hands. Ichigo then realized that in his attempt to break down his own door, he had surprised Orihime and made her squeak. "Sorry Ichigo," Orihime said.

"No, its not your fault," Ichigo then make his way into the house and rests himself on the floor with a big sigh. Yuzu and Karin, who, had been explained about the whole ordeal by their father, came in with trays of food for the visitors.

"So, Ichigo," Ishida started. "What does the Captains want with you?"

"They asked me if I we had anything to do about the UFO that had crashed Seretei earlier," Ichigo replied.

"UFO?" Rukia asked.

"Extraterrestrials," Ishida replied.

"Huh?" Rukia was dumbfounded.

"Geez, Ishida, you always try to answer everything scientifically, don't you?" Yuzu said while giving some tea to Ishida. Ishida didn't reply, instead he chooses to indulge the tea.

"Aliens," Chad said simply.

"Oh..." Rukia replied, trying to give the impression that she understood, but deep inside, she really wanted to ask more. "Okay...so, the meeting?"

"Well, after much explaining, and discussion, even the Captains didn't know more than Ikkaku with brains did," Ichigo said with his eyes closed. Being there with people that is waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy older then you are and probably much stronger then you are maybe sounds comforting to some people, you know, because they are the adults after all. But having them to become suspicious of you isn't fun. It's like you broke your father's favorite trophy and was obviously caught.

"So, we don't know what have entered Seretei?" Tatsuki asked. Ichigo nodded.

"They say it might be Aizen's doings," Ichigo stood up. "And all Shinigamis, including me are allowed full power release. So, if any of you found the intruder, don't ask any questions, nor answer any. Just try your best to beat him or her, but do not kill that him, or her," with that, Ichigo went straight to his room.

Everyone exchanged glances towards each other.

"Well, I'm going back home. Its already late," Tatsuki said. She too, stood up and went straight back to her house, which is very near.

"Say, where's Kon?" Rukia asked.

"What the hell is with these people?" Sora screamed while running away from the increasing number of Shinigamis, who kept brandishing their zanpakuto above their heads and screaming like crazy. (a/n: Zaraki's men...). Seeing all of them wearing the same black hakama makes them look like they are in some kind of a cult, and cults scares Sora out of his gut.

"What do these guys want with me?" Sora asked out loud, although he knew he wouldn't get the answer nowhere near soon.

Suddenly, Sora saw and opened window somewhere around. He then shifted into high gear, running around in random. And when he was sure that the crazy mob couldn't keep up with his speed, he quickly ducked into the window.

Sora now was in a bedroom, a normal looking one. With a single bed and a drawer beside it and some pictures on top of it. A desk, chair and a closet...'ah-ha!' Sora thought and dashed towards the closet and hid inside it.

It was lucky as a few seconds later, Tatsuki came in. Sora let out a deep inaudible sigh, and prays that she didn't need anything from the closet.

"Miss Tatsuki!" someone yelled her name. Tatsuki then proceeds to the windows to see who was calling her.

"Yes? Is something wrong?" she asked. Apparently, the Shinigami group had arrived.

"Did you saw someone came in though your window?" the same man that had called her asked.

"Hhhmm...now that I realized it, no. Why?" Tatsuki replied.

"Oh, you see, we've found the ryoka and just now, we've lost him. So we thought that he might have entered here," he explained.

"Oh, don't worry. If he did came in here, I'll give him a good smack in the face," Tatsuki punched her right fist into her left palm.

Luckily, the Sora was able to hear and see clearly through a crack between the closet doors and saw the conversation between Tatsuki and the group. Sora sighed another relief when the group started to leave and leaned back onto the closet walls.

Tatsuki, while on the other hand, closed the windows and started to strip herself. "God, I need a good bath after that training," Tatsuki said. It was hard for Tatsuki and her friend, as they had to constantly train all the day except weekends. Usually, they will have afternoon baths at the hot spring before lunch and normal bath at their own houses after the evening training. And Tatsuki really cherished the hot spring and the normal bath time, well, because at the hot spring, is where she could inter react with the other girls and the normal bath, was her time for privacy.

But, lately, it's getting hard to talk to people these days. The whole Soul Society seemed to be in a deep slump. Everyone was busy with their work. And everyday, its not surprising to hear someone died at the hands of Hollows, which seemed to be increasing by the day.

'Geez...if Yoruichi's story is right, I hope that the hero could hurry his lazy ass here!' Tatsuki said to herself. She then unclasps her bra open.

Sora, while on the other hand, found himself staring. Sora, realizing what's he's doing, punched himself mentally. 'Damnit Sora! Get a grip on yourself! Your a hero for Kingdom Heart's sake!' he told himself. But still, his eyes remained glued to Tatsuki. 'Close you eyes, barnacles!'

Tatsuki then moved her body towards Sora's direction, giving Sora the whole 'premium view'. Sora's jaw dropped open. It only became worse when Tatsuki squeezes her own breast with her hands.

"Hmmm...it's bigger already," Tatsuki said to herself while gauging the size of her breasts. Tatsuki can still remember the day when Yoruichi came to her and said that she lacks calcium.

Flashback:

"Tatsuki, you need more milk," Yoruichi said to her during one of the trainings.

"What for?" Tatsuki asked, although she had already knew the answer.

"Calcium for the bones. Fighters need to have good bones. Heck, everyone needs good bones," Yoruichi replied. "Look at me for an example. I like to drink milk, and the result is? It's been ages since I broke my bone,"

Tatsuki then stopped her training and scanned her mentor's body. True, Yoruichi's kick and punches hurt a lot, because she drink milk. But there's also the after effects of drinking milk.

Tatsuki remembered that Orihime likes to drink milk since they were little. And her bust weren't very much impressive back then, but now...

And then, Tatsuki's eyes landed on Yoruichi's chest. It's not like she's a les or something, but there's something that she need to make sure of...

Yep. No doubt about it. Yoruichi' bust are big. Well, maybe not in her tight clothes, but when she's naked, during in the hot spring for example, her breast is as big as Orihime's.

Yoruichi, realized this, started to laugh. "Aw, come on! It's not bad at all to have healthy busts!" she said.

"Yeah right! I've asked Orihime before how does it feel to have large busts, and she said it was heavy! And it was hard to find clothes that won't squeeze her chest to death!" Tatsuki replied.

"True, but it has it's purposed though," Yoruichi flashed a grin.

"Purpose?" Tatsuki asked.

"Yep. First, it will absorb damages that is meant to done to your chest. And, for your man," Yoruichi then winks at her and walk away.

"My man!" Tatsuki replied, her face was painted red.

End of flashback:

"My man?" Tatsuki whispered in a soft voice. She then strips her lower clothes, and once again, allowed Sora to view her full 'glory'.

Sora really was gonna die at that instant, but had managed to keep himself alive because he didn't want to face the wraith of God if he died slacking off while taking advantage of a woman. So not heroic at all.

Tatsuki then proceeds to the bathroom and shuts the door. Sora lets out another big sigh. Everything seemed crazy to him now. Not only he lost his favorite Gummi Ship, but he also got separated from his friends. And now, everyone on this world seemed hell bent on beating the crap out him.

And not to forget his free show just now.

Sora heard the water splashing into the bathtub inside the bathroom and decided that it was the perfect time for him to get out. He was just about to take a step forward to the window when he heard Tatsuki's 'aaaahhh' voice. Man... it was turning him on, but can you blame him? He never had a girlfriend before, and he will have to wait for another two years until he can do the 'ahem' thing. And he had spent two years of fighting and fighting and had almost no time for himself. The only hobby he had is making the Ragnarok and maintains it. But then again, the Ragnarok was busted.

Sora let out another big sigh and slowly, went out from the window.

It was dark now on the outside, and from the quiet sound, it seems that the crazy mob group had give up. Still, just to be sure, he checked the surrounding area and started to walk slowly, to wherever his legs would bring him.

He was lost now, alone. Usually, when they arrived at a new world, he, Donald, and Goofy would stick together and find the right person to deal about the Heartless. Besides, almost every world that they've been to had accepted them with open arms. And Sora knew why...because the have the Heartless to solve and not them.

But this world is different. He hadn't seen any Heartless at all. Just humans like him. "Wonder what happened though?" Sora asked the winds around him.

Sora was just about to sneak past a front door of a house, which is behind Tatsuki's house when the door suddenly slid open to reveal Chad.

Sora was shocked. Did he just hear what Sora had said just now?

Chad, while on the other hand...was just standing there. It's hard to tell if he where actually looking at Sora or not, because of his hair.

"Ryoka," Chad suddenly said. Chad remembered very well what Ichigo had told him before, 'don't ask questions nor answer any.' Chad's black and white right armor then materialzes.

Sora saw this, backs away and raises his hands in defense. "Wait! I-"Sora stoped halfway and summons his Keyblade when he saw Chad was already at him. Unfortunately, the immense energy collected at Chad's arm and him being halfway to Sora didn't leave him much time to act a lot. So he cast a Protega on himself, preparing to be hit.

And then, with a loud explosion Sora was thrown backwards at great speed. Protega magic doesn't work the way Reflega magic does. The Reflega only casts a few seconds barrier that reflects incoming damages while the Protega creates a protective layer around you from your MP or Magic Point. The Protega will absorb the damage at the cost of your MP but not the force that is applied. So, although Sora was thrown quite hard, he felt only a little pain.

Unfortunately for Sora, he goes straight through Tatsuki's bathroom wall and landed directly to her in a loud splash! Sora wasn't sure how it happen but from the sound of Tatsuki's 'aaaahh!' scream had already told him enough.

There he was, inside Tatsuki's bathroom, with his face completely connected with Tatsuki's breast. And that's wasn't the worst thing yet. The worst is that both of his hands are cupping her breasts. Honestly, he didn't how his perverted hands got there.

And what seemed like and eternity, they were in that position. Sora could feel Tatsuki's piercing glare at his head but he just couldn't move at all, because all the blood in his head had been drained to his most sensitive organ. This was the first time he lost control of his body.

"You..." Tatsuki said calmly, her body shaking.

'Uh-oh.'

With that, Sora managed to stood up, trying to look Tatsuki in the eyes, but her wet hair was blocking it. "It's not like you think! I-"

Again, Sora stopped halfway when suddenly Tatsuki kicked his groin. Sora could only kneel with trying to ease the pain with his hand. "What the?" he was shocked. Wasn't the Protega supposed to shield him?

And then, in a brief second, Sora saw it. Tatsuki's arms and legs are covered in gauntlets. Tatsuki then balled her fist and rammed it through his gut, hard.

Tatsuki's gauntlet seemed capable of breaking through magic barrier, Sora thought, as he could feel the sharp pain on his stomach. Unfortunately again, the act of breaking through the Protega results in a high energy burst plus Tatsuki's punch results in Sora getting thrown away, quite far.

Sora remembered being in mid-air as for a few seconds that seemed like eternity before crashing down hard on a rooftop and was dragged a few meters away by inertia before stopping slowly.

"God, this day was totally not my day," Sora said as he gets up. His MP is running low and to conserve it, he deactivates Protega. He found out that he was quite far from Tatsuki's house. "God, she's strong,"

"She is." someone said to him. Sora turned around saw Izuru Kira had already drawn his zanpakuto.

"Damn it!" Sora yelled. He had enough already! People chase him like they want to eat him, and then attack him first without warning and without telling why! "I've had enough already...so, you guys wanted to kill me right? Then..." Sora summoned the Kingdom Key. "COME AND GET IT!" Sora then charges forward.

Kira didn't move at all. He was expecting this. But he wasn't expecting Sora's weapon." Show your face!" he said out loud. His zanpakuto's blade then bends itself with a hook with two right angles.

Sora was surprised to see this but he charged nevertheless. Kira right-slashed him at the chest but Sora duck and uppercuts, but Kira managed to strike down towards Sora's slash. The two swords connect for a few seconds when Sora jumps backwards causing Kira to almost fall forward.

Sora then, who had just landed on his front toe from the backward jump then shifted his weight in front and dash forward, doing a downward slash on the way.

Kira blocked it and pushed Sora. Sora was thrown backwards again but casts a Blizzaga towards Kira who was open from pushing Sora. The Blizzaga hit Kira squarely on the chest and Kira was thrown back, panting.

"What? What kind of spell is that?" Kira was getting up and so was Sora." The incantation was short, but powerful,"

Sora then charges towards Kira, not caring if he was on his feet or not. He was angry. Angry that, without explanation, all of the people around here had attacked him first, without even bothering of why he was here. Angry that, these people had already judged him as the enemy without even knowing him!

"Bow down!" Kira screamed. Suddenly, Sora's Keyblade become so damn heavy that it falls to the floor, cratering it.

"What the?" Sora asked. 'These people never ran out of surprises, aren't' they?' Sora thought.

"This is my zanpakuto's skill. It will double the weight of anything that it touches." Kira explained. "I've perfected the skill so that with only a single touch, I can increase the weight at will. I'm also are capable of turning the effects on and off,"

"So?" Sora then dashed forward, leaving behind the Kingdom Key towards Kira. Kira also dashed towards Sora. Sora was gaining more speed because of the absence of the Keyblade's weight. Kira then executes a downward slash towards Sora's right shoulder but in a flash...Sora was gone.

"Shunpo?" asked the surprised Kira. But what's more surprising is that, the Kingdom Key was gone. And then, instincts told him to look up and he did.

Sora had reappeared in mid-air with both of his hand seemed to be holding something, like a sword. But there was no sword!

Kira, seeing this, brings his right hand backwards, ready to thrust at Sora but then, Kira noticed something. Light started to form in Sora's hands and the Kingdom Key materializes. With the Kingdom Key's massive weight, Sora was dragged down towards Kira in a furious speed. Kira then cancels his thrust and defends himself instead.

"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screamed.

A loud explosion rocked the night as the rooftop where Kira and Sora was dueling was engulfed in a massive cloud of dust. The cloud then started to disperse, revealing two figures.

Sora was standing, Keyblade in his right hand over, the now kneeling Kira. Kira was panting a lot and he could feel his feet burn as his leg's bone and knee's were broken. Kira stabs his zanpakuto to the ground, trying to stabilize himself.

'What...the...I'm...the one...to bow...down?' Kira thought.

"You..." Sora said trying to get his attention. Kira looked up at him." Tell your superior that I-" Sora then stopped halfway as he realized that Kira had fainted. "Sorry..."

Sora then turned around and disappears into the darkness of the night.

A/N: Phew! Done with chap 2. Hope you guys like it! Poor Sora had a bad day in this chap and sorry if Kira didn't talk too much, cause I don't know him much! But anyway, please review!