A/N: Now back to Sora in this chapter.

DISCLAIMER: Told you a million times already! Me no own BLEACH or KH!

Kisuke Uruhara can be seen sitting in his office, going through piles of paperwork with the help of his Lieutenant, Tessai. Suddenly, a black cat slip in through a window towards him.

"Enjoying your work, Kisuke?" the black cat asked.

"A-hmmm! Just like the old days, Yoruichi," Kisuke replied. Yoruichi then climbed the desk facing him.

"I can't believe that you have accepted to become a Captain!" Yoruichi glared him. "After what they have done, you still accept the offer?"

"Well, what can I do? If I could, I would have been in my store now. Waiting for customers, while watching the living world," Kisuke replied with his head down, his hat covered his eyes. He then lets out a sigh. "But that's not an option anymore Yoruichi. If I stay, Tessai, the kids and me would have to keep fighting those endless Hollows. Besides, they said I can stay if I become a Captain,"

"Hmmph! Typical of them. First they throw you out, and then just accept you when there's danger!" Yoruichi said, her head turned sideways to avoid Kisuke's gaze.

"Well, its still is my fault. I would've have been exiled if I didn't created the Hougyoku. And it's still is my fault that Aizen had managed to get his hands on it. So, they have all of the reason to be typical," Kisuke then removed his hat, drawing Yoruichi's attention. "Besides, being a Captain now does serve its purpose. I could watch things over here now that Aizen is officially coming to Soul Society,"

"Alright, I understand. Anyway, what are you going to do about the ryoka?" She asked.

"Hhmm...I'll have see first if its true that the ryoka is a threat or not," Kisuke replied.

Suddenly, two loud explosions can be heard through the night.

"Looks like the ryoka had started," Kisuke said.

"I don't think that the ryoka had any choice. Considering Genryusai's attack first then ask policy towards the ryoka, of course they will make a ruckus towards the city," Yoruichi said. "Seriously, that old man is getting paranoid now,"

"True, true. Still, would you help me in collecting information about the ryoka?" Kisuke asked.

"Of course. Not that I had anything to do anyway," Yoruichi replied and slipped through the same window that she used to sneak in earlier.

"Lucky me that you didn't get all mushi-mushi, Manager," Tessai replied.

"Tessai!" Kisuke jumped a little upon hearing Tessai's voice. "Oh, so sorry Tessai totally forgot that you are here!"

Tessai could only let out a big sigh.

Sora was running away from the place where he had fought Kira before in no particular direction. People are going to swarm the place now. And he had to put a really big gap from the place to avoid any more confrontation. He didn't to sever the world's residences trust to him. Not that they trust him at all. But why?

"Oh well, might as well find somewhere to rest first and something to consume on," Sora said. And sure enough, he found what he needed.

Sora halted in front of a building that seemed to be a barracks of some kind. He darted inside knowing that barracks have beds and probably some food from the soldiers. He was right. The are numerous bunker beds, desks and...closets.

Sighing, he made his way onto the desk, scanning some junk foods. He then picked up a box that read 'The Shinigami Women's Association Approved Health Food.'

'What the heck? Women's health food?' Sora thought. He looked around the barracks, only to find that the only food left edible is on the desk in front of him. Junk food on other table was either horribly munch up, let open for the flies to enjoy it or on the table without a plate.

"Oh well...beggars can't be choosers," Sora said and started to open the box and munch the contents.

A few minutes later, the box was empty and he started his hunt for water. Luckily, he found near him, a water bottle that reads the same 'Women's Health Water'. "Who the heck lived here? Is he a man?" Sora said, raising an eyebrow. "Oh well," and he drank it in one go.

Feeling a little queasy now, Sora then made his way to the nearest bunker bed, resting himself on it and covered himself with the blanket.

He was just about to close his eyes when someone came in.

"Lalalalalalalallala," someone sang. 'Oh god, please, at least let me rest!' Sora said to himself. And then, the very same happy singing voice break into a high pitched scream and almost make Sora jumped from the bed.

"IKAKKU MEDARAME!" the voice screamed someone's name that Sora didn't recognize. But Sora was sure that the voice had mistaken it to be him because he was the only one there. "HOW DARE YOU ATE MY HEALTH FOOD!". Yup, the voice was referring to him.

Sora was sweating like crazy now. He was alone in a barracks, with a guy that he didn't know his strength. And he was about to be discovered in a few minutes if he didn't do something about it.

"EEEEXXXXPPPPLLLAAAAINNNN!" the voice roared.

'Uh-oh', suddenly, Sora found a notepad and a marker on his bed. He then scribbled something and showed it to the man without exposing himself from the blankets.

'SORRY!'

"Just a sorry? A simple sorry?" the man roared again. "YOU!" Sora then heard footsteps towards him.

'RELAX DUDE! ITS ONLY FOOD!'

"Only food? Do you know how embarrassing for me to but that particular food?" the voice replied.

'SO? EAT SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD!'

"No way! Other food then women's health food will only spoil my beautiful face!" the voice stated.

Sora sweat dropped.

'SHOULDN'T IT BE HANDSOME INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL?'

"Ah! How dare you said my face is ugly!" the voice replied with a roar.

'My god! What kind of people lived in this world?'

'OKAY BEAUTIFUL, I'LL PAY YOU BACK TOMORROW!'

"No! I want you to buy me back!" the voice said and to make sure that you will not make an escape for it, I'll stay up through the night, watching you!"

sigh. 'This will be a looooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggggg time to take on this world,' Sora said and drifted to sleep.

Izuru Kira stirred from his sleep and woke up. He opened his eyes and realized that he is in the 4th Division's hospital. Unohana Retsu was beside him, watching his condition.

"Good morning, Kira. How do you feel?" Unohana asked.

"Fine..." Kira tried to get up but his legs are aching.

"No, you are not well rested," Unohana pushed Kira back to his pillow.

"How's my condition?" Kira asked.

"Your leg bones are broken, and your knee bone suffered cracks. So it'll be a while until you can walk again," Unohana replied.

"So, you want to enlighten us about what had happened last night?" Yoruichi in her black cat asked him, leaping to the bed. Kira was startled at first, but regained his composure.

"I was doing my patrol when the ryoka crashed beside me," Kira said. "So, as I was ordered, I engaged the ryoka.

"Crashed?" Yoruichi asked in bewilderment.

"Yes, from the looks of it, it seems that Miss Tatsuki is the one that punched the ryoka to me," Kira replied.

"I see. So... what does the ryoka looked like?" Yoruichi asked again.

"He...had the weirdest hair I've ever seen," Kira said.

"Weirder than Zaraki's?" Yoruichi asked and Kira nodded.

"You see, his hair seemed to defy gravity and is brown in color. He also had the deepest shade of blue eyes I've ever seen," Kira explained. "And also, he had the weirdest zanpakuto I've ever seen in my life. His zanpakuto is like Ichigo's and Captain Kuroryu's, always in Shikai form. And what's more is that its shape is like a big key,"

"A...a key?" Yoruichi asked, remembering the story that her mother had told her and Kira nodded again. 'Could it be?' "Hmmm...this ryoka seemed weird".

"He is. He also are able to make his zanpakuto disappear and appear at will," Kira said. "He is someone you have to be careful with,"

Hueco Mundo:

Ulqoirra was walking down along a large chamber towards a large throne on the end of if. Sosuke Aizen was sitting upon it with his arm supporting his chin. He was looking rather bored now, as if nothing to do.

Ulqoirra then bows in front of him. "Master...I have brought you news of the 'one'" he said.

"What is it then?" Aizen asked with his eyes closed.

"The 'one', that Saix had warned us about...I've done some research on him," Ulqoirra said. "It seems that he is...quite 'special',"

"Special?" Aizen asked again. This time he had his eyes opened.

"Yes, his weapon is out of this world. And so is the vessel that he used to come here. Not to mention his companions too..." Ulqoirra replied.

"Is he strong?" Aizen had his head up now, as if he was interested.

"I'm not sure, as he only engaged Izuru Kira. But Soul Society had labeled him as an enemy, probably thinking that he is one of us," Ulqoirra said.

"Hmm...being labeled by the Soul Society as an enemy? He might be worth it..." Aizen said and he got up from his throne. "Let's see his powers then,"

"How? Do you want me to test him?" Ulqoirra raised his head to look at Aizen.

"No...no need. If you were to test him, Soul Society will change their mind," Aizen replied. "We will cease our activities to observe him. And during that time, spread rumors about him so that he will get Soul Society's undivided attention. And who knows, maybe he will make our work short for us,"

"How so?" Ulqoirra asked again.

"By making him weaken all of the Captains. And if he manages to do so, we will then strike," Aizen replied with a sick smile. Ulqoirra, upon seeing this, smiled too.

Soul Society-Seretei:

Sora slowly opened his eyes without difficulties of being melted by the sun's rays as he's in a barrack house. He was just about to get up when he felt something restraining him from doing so. He then looked at his side to see what was holding him up, and got a big shock of his life.

Beside him is a man with a weird face, probably because he has colorful feathers on his eyelashes and eyebrows. He also looked like woman. But what was shocking him more is that this man was hugging him!

"AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screamed for what dignity that he thought had left in him. "Damn you gay!"

Yumichika Ayasegawa woke up that instant, "Wha-?" and got a direct punch in the face. Yumichika then stumbled from the bed while Sora covered his body with the blanket.

"What the heck?" Yumichika got up with a bloodied nose. His nose spurts more blood when he sees that the person he was sharing a bed with last night wasn't Ikkaku but someone else.

"You're not Ikkaku!" he pointed out. "You're the ryoka!"

"What you've done to me?" Sora screamed. Clutching the blanket tighter.

"What? What are you saying?" Yumichika asked. "I shared a bed with you so that you won't run away while a was sleeping!"

There was a moment of silence when both of them exchanged weird faces. Sora's face changed form horror to shock, and to relief when he realized what had happened. While Yumichika changed from surprised, even more surprised, and then to realization and to anger.

"YOU! YOU HAVE RUINED MY BEATIFUL FACE!" Yumichika screamed in anger and draws his zanpakuto, Fuji Kujaku, when he realized that Sora had punched him hard. Yumichika started to flare up and Sora could feel his power being drained.

"Uh-oh..." Sora said dreamily and fall down from the bed. Sora then slowly reached for his pocket for an Ether. Sora had always had a handful of these blue-liquefied MP around.

He then drank it in one gulp and quickly got to his feet, facing the shocked Yumichika.

"How did you-" he was interrupted when Sora cast a Blizzaga at his face. "You..YOU!" Yumichika screamed again and he flared again.

Sora could feel his energy drained again and he drank another Ether again. Yumichika realized that Sora was getting his energy again, repeats the same process, as he didn't want his face to get damaged again.

Sora, feeling his energy being drained again, empties more Ether.

Both of them repeat the same process over and over again.

"Dang!" Sora was on his last bottle of Ether and he was about to use it when Yumichika suddenly collapsed.

"Damn you beast!" Yumichika said, his eyes were spinning now.

"Heck, you're no beauty either!" Sora replied.

"You..." Yumichika was having trouble to keep himself awake. "Don't care who you are, but you still owe me my health food!" and then, he fainted.

Sora rolled his eyes and drank his last Ether. 'Man...people in this world are ridiculous!' Sora thought. He then makes his way past Yumichika towards the door.

"Got to find the others, quick!" Sora said and he pushed the barracks door open.

"Damn it, Ikkaku!" Ichigo screamed at the top of his longs towards Ikkaku, who were making his way through his third bottle of sake. "Of all the people in Soul Society, why must you crash at my place last night?"

Ikkaku was eating through his twelfth onigiri now. "Heck..hic...what you'd expect? Crash at Ishida's?" Ikkaku replied. He was red-faced now. "I'd probably become like that...hic..Spongebob guy...hic..that your sis likes very much..."

It was true; Ishida probably had shot through Ikkaku if he had crash there instead.

"Besides...someone had the liberty of stealing my bed last night..hic" Ikkaku continued.

"Someone?" Ichigo asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"A..hic..hem! Some...I couldn't see his face though...hic...covered in blanket," Ikkaku said, he was trying to stuff another onigiri into his mouth. "I wanted to wake him up...hic...but Yumichika was hugging him..." suddenly, Ikkaku vomited upon remembering the scene where he saw Yumichika hugging Sora last night.

"Darn it!" Ichigo screamed seeing vomit all over the neatly stacked onigiri. He was planning to eat one too, as soon Ikkaku had left, but now, he probably never eat onigiri anymore in his life.

"God...it was scary last night when we saw Yumichika!" Ikkaku said with wide eyes.

"What...happened?" Ichigo asked.

"Well..." Ikkaku started.

Flashback:

Ikkaku and the rest of the 11th Division was going back to their barracks after a long night of patrol. It was a long day for them, because of the ryoka intrusion. And things got worst when Lieutenant Izuru Kira was defeated, and their patrol had to be extended to find the ryoka.

It was only after 3 in the morning that they were relieved of their duty and they all went back, tiredly to their barracks.

Ikkaku was the first to come in and also the first to stop. Everyone, wondering what was holding their Lieutenant, when, they also stopped.

You see, Ikkaku was gaping at his bed, where two figures where lying there. Yumichika was hugging, rather tightly to someone who was covered in blanket nest to him. The bed wasn't made for two people, so, both of them had to cuddle rather close together.

But what made everyone to gap their mouth was Yumichika saying things in his sleep. Rather, sickening words.

"AHAHAHAHAHAH, YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE, THE CULPRIT OF MY 'LOVE'!" they heard Yumichika said. (a/n: okay...what Yumichika meant by 'love' is his health food, since he craved it.) The person Yumichika was hugging seemed to be shivering. Heck, who can blame the unfortunate soul?

Everyone couldn't believe their ears. They knew that Yumichika is a beauty addict, but never knew that he...well, you get the point.

"I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERY BITE OF 'LOVE' THAT YOU HAVE SNATCH AWAY FROM ME! AHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!" Yumichika said again. (a/n: did I mention that the health food is actually biscuit?)

Slowly, everyone retreated back to the door, with the look of surprise still carved at their face. And everyone ran away in different directions screaming hysterically. Things like this aren't normal in Soul Society, you know, and scary too.

End of flashback:

"He...said that?" Ichigo asked with the same surprised look on Ikkaku's face last night.

Ikkaku just nodded.

"What's wrong with him?" Ichigo asked again.

"Dunno...probably got something to do with the guy he was..." Ikkaku then held his hand to his mouth to stop him from vomiting again.

"Hhhhhmmmm...who would steal your bed though?" Ichigo wondered. Then, after 5 seconds, his eyes widened. "The intruder!" Ichigo then got up and bolted through the door leaving Ikkaku holding his vomit. But unfortunately, Ikkaku's vomit bursted when he saw his own vomit on the onigiri and fainted.

Ishida was on a rooftop nearby the 11th Division barracks that Sora had slept last night, and was aiming a spirit arrow at the door. He had been doing this since dawn now...until now. He was waiting, waiting for the ryoka to come out.

He was lucky that he had managed to wake up from last night's commotion. And after realizing that Chad, who's house was beside him, got unexpected guests last night because of Yumichika and a certain fellow of his was making 'love' in the barracks, he was suspicious.

And to ease his suspense, he had to look for himself who is in the 11th Division's barracks.

And he was right...

Sora had just made his way past a fainted Yumichika and slide the door open when a bright blue arrow whizzed past his cheek and hit the wall beside his right.

A red line started to appear on his cheek and blood slowly escapes from it.

"Aladdin always said not to use the front door when you're a wanted figure!" Sora sighed and he scanned the area in front of him to find his attacker.

And then, his eyes met Ishida's fierce determined lock-on eyes on him, who was preparing another spirit arrow.

a/n: sorry if Yumichika sounded gay...but he isn't! I don't want Tite Kubo to kill me! Oh and please review! I truly appreciate it!