A/N: So sorry to for not updating for a really longggg time. A chain of unfortunate events happened to me that had cut me from the net. Seriously! My pc was down, so I have to send it for repairs for more then a week. Then my net service was down too cause I didn't pay the bills, then after I paid it, my phone was cut off! So anyway, you probably aren't interested in what happened. So on with the story!
DISCLAIMER: Eeerrrr...if I own any of them, I would have included BLEACH World in KH2 like what I did with the fanfic.
"5...4..." Kuroryu was counting the time in his mind. He has just sit but got up and faces the knock-out Donald, Chip and Dale, who was tied up. "3...2...1!"
As soon as he had finished counting, Donald, Chip and Dale suddenly woke up and screamed at the top of their lungs at the same time.
"YOUKILLGOOFYNOWYOUGOINGTOKILLUS!"
"WARGAHRGA!LEMMEGOI'LLAVENGEGOOFY!"
"RELEASEUSANDFIGHTLIKEAMAN!"
All three of them screamed at the same time, Kuroryu was lost. He didn't know who to answer first. "What? I didn't kill...aw shucks-hear me out!" Kuroryu screamed out, but it didn't do anything.
Donald, Chip and Dale kept on screaming like they had lost their heads. Kuroryu also screamed at the same time to get their attention but still to no avail. Kuroryu then waited for three minutes, hoping that they will calm down but still...
"WE'LLAVENGEGOOFYNOMATTERWHATYOUKILLER!" they all screamed in unison. Kuroryu's vein was twitching now.
"DAMMIT YOU STUPID DUCK AND RODENTS! CALM DOWN!" Kuroryu screamed at head-chopped each of them, and they were silent again as they were knocked-out. Kuroryu sighed and sat down again.
Since last night, Kuroryu had managed to defeat Donald and knocked-out Chip and Dale and had brought them away to this place, a secret place actually below the sewers so that Mayuri couldn't catch Donald. He then waited for them to wake-up, and they did...only to create a havoc.
So Kuroryu had knocked them out again, tied them up and patiently waited for them to wake up again. Kuroryu had done all of this because he wanted to talk to them about everything that might be concerned. But everytime they woke up, they will screamed histerically and said that he had killed Goofy and wanted to avenge him, and Kuroryu had to knock them out again. Kuroryu knew who is Goofy. It's the dog that he had helped Mayuri catch yesterday.
Of course, Goofy isn't dead and Kuroryu isn't planning to make him dead, either.
But, to do so, he is going to need their help, which they aren't helping at all.
"3...2...1!" Donald, Chip and Dale woke up again and screamed histerically again. Kuroryu tried his very best to get their attention but still without success. "CALM DOWN, FOR SHINIGAMI'S SAKE!" and Kuroryu knock them out again.
Kuroryu lets out a a sigh. Kuroryu is an Hakuda expert, or in other words, a hand-to-hand combat expert along with his mastery of zanjutsu or swordmanship technique. So, he is able to knock people out without doing much harm to them and he is also able to control the duration of their knock-out.
He had been knocking Donald, Chip and Dale for three minutes everytime, and would try to calm them down each time they woke up but still...
He had been repeating this process for the whole night now until this morning.
Suddenly, another Kuroryu appeared beside him. "So, Tsubasa, anything fun happened while I'm out?" Kuroryu asked.
"Well... your second in hand command had been defeated," Tsubasa said. "And...your life sucks. Why the heck do I have to do all the paperworks?"
"Why you're so complainy? When I DID do my own paperworks, you complained that you were bored cause you had nothing to do, and now you had something to do and you're still complainy," Kuroryu replied.
"Yea...I did, but I didn't expect to do it all the time," Tsubasa sat on the floor. "Geez, I'm like a child ordered to do his homework by his dad," Tsubasa replied.
"Yeah, you are my zanpakuto after all and you might get a brother too," Kuroryu said and his eyes darted to the ceiling with a loopsided smile.
"Thinking about Nemu again?" Tsubasa said. Kuroryu didn't seem to notice this as he kept staring at the ceiling. Tsubasa just shook his head.
Suddenly, Donald, Chip and Dale bursted with energy and spill never ending screams again. "Woah!" Tsubasa stood up in shock.
"Will you guys just listen to me?" Kuroryu screamed but produced no effect. Tsubasa just watch as Kuroryu exchanged screams with them. And then, Tsubasa melted himself into a puddle of shadow and forms into a long black rope and thightened himself around Donald's beak and Chip and Dale's mouths.
"Hey, it work!" Kuroryu exclaimed, after seeing the trio shut-up. "You shut them up!"
"It's either I'm smart or you are stupid," Tsubasa replied.
"Now YOU shut up!" Kuroryu said. "I just don't have enough ropes, that's all,"
"Really?" Tsubasa said. "Then, what about this?" Tsubasa then pointed a to the ground near him. It was a large bundle of rope.
"I was saving it for emergency!" Kuroryu defended.
"Ah-huh," Tsubasa replied.
'Geez...of all zanpakuto, I had to get one that are able to materialise itself all the time.' Kuroryu thought.
Zanpakutos are the shinigami's main weapon. They are born at the same time as their shinigami owner's powers does, and so they are a living being. Also, zanpakutos tends to have a personality like their owners.
And so...being a living being, zanpakuto also had feelings. They will help their owners if they were treated well and if their owners are able to get along well with their zanpakuto, their zanpakuto will also willingly lend more of their power.
But, trying to get them to go along with you is the tricky part. The zanpakuto are like their owner, sometimes arrogant, sometimes dense and sometimes just plain blur.
But zanpakuto also cares about their owner, as their existence depends on their owners life. But usually, a zanpakuto will not materialize itself until it is ordered so, but KuroTsubasa, Kuroryu's zanpakuto is well...quite different.
"Okey, anyway...let's get to the point," Kuroryu said, looking at them. "Number one, I didn't kill your friend," he then sticked outa finger, indicating the number one.
Donald then squirmed upon hearing it, as if saying the word 'LIAR!'.
"Hey, it's true! I didn't kill him. Your friend is just probably locked up somewhere. Anyways, number two," he then sticked out another finger. "Your friend might as well be dead IF we didn't do something about it,"
This time, Donald struggled really hard. Kuroryu then nodded to KuroTsubasa and the shadow realeased itself from it's captives. "What do you mean!" Donald screamed out loud.
"Well, the crazy guy that had chased you earlier is a scientist. And you know what scientist do right?" Kuroryu replied. Chip and Dale just gasped in fear.
"That's right. Now, do you want to help your friend or not?" he said.
"Of course! Now let us go!" Donald screamed while kicking the air.
"Not until we cleared a few things first," Donald then quited down. "Firstly...are you an enemy?" Kuroryu asked and Chip and Dale shooked their heads quickly. But Kuroryu wasn't satisfied.
Donald took his time before answering. He didn't like this at all. He must rescue Goofy and Sora. "Of course not!"
"Really? Then why are you here then?" Kuroryu asked.
"Because...your world is facing a threat!" Donald replied.
"Really?" Kuroryu said again and arched an eyebrow. "What kind of threat?"
"The Heartless!" Donald replied. "It's the shadowy creatures that had the cross-heart emblems!"
"Oh...you mean, those new Hollows?" Kuroryu said. The trio in front of him just nodded.
"Why the heck you attack us anyway? How could you thought of us as the enemy? We didn't attacked you guys!" Chip asked while jumping around in his rope.
"Well, you can't blame me. Soul Society, this place I mean, was almost destroyed when a group of outsiders came waltzing this place like you guys did. So, you can't really blame us for being paranoid, isn't it?" Kuroryu simply replied. He then sat crossed leg and put his hands behind his head.
"How would you know that we are the enemy! You just attacked us without so much of a provokation! You didn't even asked us who we are!" Donald screamed and kicked the air again.
"Why?" Kuroryu asked in a steely voice. "Why was this place under a threat like you said?"
Donald then calmed down and decided to tell him the truth. Heck, he is going anywhere at this rate, besides, he is going to need all the help he can get from the world residents, so, why not started now?
The World That Never Was:
Xemnas was staring at the large heart-shaped moon as usuall, examining it with interest and mumbling something only he can hear, when Saix appeared. "So...Saix, how does it go?"
"Smoothly, everything is going just like your plan," Saix replied cooly. "I have just severed one of the world's resident just when he is about to trust the Keyblade Master. Soon enough, he will tell the other world residents what, we want him to say,"
"Good...we couldn't afford the Keyblade Master to gain any help on that world. Not this time, not this world," Xemnas said and teared his gaze away from Kingdom Hearts.
"Agree...the other world's residents so far has not managed to prove any threats to us. But this world...is difference. This world's residents strength shall not be underestimated, especially, thier weapons...the zanpakuto,"
"True...but stronger humans means stronger hearts that will contribute greately of Kingdom Hearts's completion," Xemnas said with a smile. Saix also smile upon hearing his words. "Make sure, Aizen's plans does not fail,"
Saix then bowed to him deeply and left with a wicked smile plastered on his face. Oh, he was loving this moment, this world had proved itself to be more entertaining than the other worlds, and he is going to enjoy it.
"Soooooo, you're saying that this world...has a keyhole...that leads to the world's core?" Kuroryu said in confusement.
"You don't have to trust us! All we need is Goofy and Sora and we will able to save this freaking world even without your help!" Donald struggled again.
"Hey, hey...no need to get all sentimental here, now shall we? Anyway...why the heck it has to be a keyhole?" Kuroryu asked again.
All the occupants in the room become quiet. Heck, even Donald didn't know the answer for that one. He personally didn't care why it's always a keyhole, but now that million-dollar question had popped out, he couldn't help but to ponder for a moment.
What if the gateway to the world's core isn't a keyhole, but just a large gaping wall? What would Sora's weapon would be? A cement mixer to cover the gaping wall?
Donald shuddered at the very idea. He couldn't think a cement mixer weapon of sorts.
Maybe...because it's cooler that way? So that the Keyblade exists? Heck yeah! Donald couldn't think of any other answers than that.
"So that it can be locked! That's why!" Donald struggled again. He was losing his temper now. It was really easy back then with the other worlds, but this place...
"Anyway, where's the key then?" Kuroryu asked again. "You must know right?"
"Yes, it's with Sora!"
"Oh, the other ryoka?" Kuroryu said. KuroTsubasa then moved to a corner. Kuroryu then followed.
"So...what are you gonna do, eh?" the sword asked. "You're gonna believe them?"
"Well...a genuine talking duck and rodents and dog that are capable of emotions and logic thinking, what else to trust? I mean, the way they're saying it like we are in deep shit," Kuroryu replied.
"Well, we are right?" KuroTsubasa said. "They could as well be our saviour,"
"Yeah but...must it be talking animals?" Kuroryo sweatdropped. "I expect saviours, or messiahs or heroes to be...bishie or something,"
"Like Byakuya?" KuroTsubasa said.
"Errr..."
"Anyways, it's not like we had any other choice to go along with. The way they're saying things like they're the only one that can seal the keyhole-thingy," Kuroryu stated.
"Soo...trust them then?" Kuroryu nodded in reply.
"Okay.. Donald," Kuroryu turned to the trio. "We'll trust you, and help you in any way we can, but no fishy biz okey?" the trio then nodded.
Meanwhile, on the other side of Soul Society, someone had it rough than the trio. It was none other then Goofy.
Mayuri and his lackeys were examining him with interest, never missing the chance to see his reactions to any kinds of testing, be it pokings, electric jolts and other stuff. Luckily, they haven't tested his insides yet.
"So...alien...care to talk?" Mayuri said with glee. Goofy didn't response at all. That's okay, Mayuri didn't mind. He like to take his time when it comes to examining his experiments. No one would mind though, when you had centuries of life waiting ahead of you.
But then, the image of a person popped up. 'Kisuke...' he mentally said while gritting his teeth. That's right, he had less time now that that Kisuke is back again.
"Speak dog!" Mayuri screamed which caused his lackeys to stagger away. Still, Goofy didn't response. He had his head down.
'Gawsh, shouldn't he asked first before experimenting on me?' Goofy said mentally.
Suddenly, the 12th Divison HQ door burst open and revealed Kuroryu, with a grin plastered on his face. Mayuri turned his head with such speed Goofy sweared he heard a cricking sound.
"What?" Mayuri screamed at him. Still, Kuroryu looked unfazed and advance towards him.
"Mayuri, Mayuri, Mayuri. Shouldn't you think before you act first?" he said and sat beside Goofy.
"What are you implying here?" Mayuri asked angrily.
"Well, who knows, that this fellow right here," Kuroryu then patted Goofy on the shoulders, "might actually be a peace loving alien that had just wanted to make peace with us?"
"Stop your sarcasm!" Mayuri said and turned his head to Goofy again. "What about the other aliens? Found them yet?"
"Noopppeee," Kuroryu replied with a smirk. But anyway, I think you shouldn't be worried anymore,"
"Oh yeah? And why's that?" Mayuri turned his head at him.
"Cause the aliens come to say their 'peace'" he replied easily.
"Huh?" was all Mayuri could said before he heard someone shouted "FIRAGA!" and was knocked out when his body temperature suddenly rise and his body was thrown to the side, hitting the wall nearby.
"Okay..." Kuroryu said to Donald, who is beside him. "That was easy..."
"Goofy, you're okay?" Donald asked.
"Yeah, thanks for the help guys! Anyway, what about Sora?" Goofy said.
"Yeah! We gotta find him!" Dale stated.
"Nope, sorry...no can do," Kuroryu said to the group. Donald then turn to glare at him.
"And why is that?"
"Cause, if we were to find him, we risk getting caught," Kuroryu then started to walk away from them, but, the group followed him anyway. "IF, we were caught, they won't be as merciful as I do. So...it's better for us to just go to my big-big-big bos and explain the whole thing, comprende?"
"But...Sora is important! We can't leave him alone!" Goofy said.
"Yeah, but if you were to be united with him, the chances of my side to hear your side's explaination is scarce as they will label you as a greater threat, since you guys have join forces. Besides, it will waste valuable time, am I right? Not that we have anymore to waste on both of our sides, anyway,"
"Fine! We'll do it your way, but make it quick! And if anything happens to Sora..." Donald stated while raising his fist at him.
Kuroryu only smiled as his reply.
A/N: Oh yeah! I just wan't to say thanks to the people who willingly spend their time reading my fic and even more generously people who spend their reviews on me. I just can't thank you guys enough and I really appreciate it! Thx guyz! Oh and do forgive me if I type certain words wrongly as I tend to overlook things especially my typing!